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Topic: Pregnancy Advice

+Eco1 month ago #49,628

1513098620762.jpgMe and the woman are trying for a baby! Got 2 positive results, but then all negatives. My sis tells me this was a 'chemical pregnancy' or early miscarriage. We fuck 5-7 times a day. My dick's getting worn out and I can only produce so much cum. How to increase the odds of knocking her up? We both really want this.

In exchange for solid advice, I'll post sexy pics. Here's our first creampie pic!

·Eco (OP) — 1 month ago, 26 seconds later[T] [B] #536,434

1513098667302.jpgMy dick entering her sweet pussy

·Eco (OP) — 1 month ago, 24 seconds later, 50 seconds after the original post[T] [B] #536,435

1513099211951.jpgHer begging for my cum

+Anonymous B1 month ago, 16 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #536,436

Preg calculator.jpgThe best time to get pregnant. You're most likely to get pregnant if you have sex within a day or so of ovulation (releasing an egg from the ovary). This is usually about 14 days after the first day of your last period, if your cycle is around 28 days long. An egg lives for about 12-24 hours after being released.

Your other option is to put an ad on Craigs list and get a bunch of men to line up and do the deed. Charging will get you in trouble so you must not charge.

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+Anonymous C1 month ago, 9 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #536,437

@OP
> My sis tells me this was a 'chemical pregnancy' or early miscarriage. We fuck 5-7 times a day. My dick's getting worn out and I can only produce so much cum. How to increase the odds of knocking her up? We both really want this.

Have sis do you a favor. Test your sperm out on her and see if your swimmers can invade her ovum.

+Anonymous D1 month ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #536,452

@536,435 (Eco)
Well right there's your trouble mate!

Swallowing semen doesn't make you pregnant. If that were the case, Bert would be the mother of a bunch of niglets by now.

+Anonymous E1 month ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,456

@536,435 (Eco)
And why is the guy in your picture wearing different colored socks?

+Eco1 month ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,460

I'm poor and can't afford matching socks. Keen observation though

·Anonymous E1 month ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,463

@previous (Eco)
1 pair of matching socks costs less than 2 pairs that don't match, you fucking dumbass. Why do you keep lying?

·Eco1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,464

Jeez man, you guys are ruthless! I was homeless not too long ago and staying at a crisis shelter. Socks weren't a priority. My girl and fam have furnished me with a new wardrobe, so I'll invest in matching socks. Not lying about anything; I tell you guys everything, I dunno why

·Anonymous E1 month ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,465

@previous (Eco)
How was your "girl" able to afford getting herself a completely new and different set of eyebrows if you're so poor?

·Anonymous C1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,467

@536,460 (Eco)
> I'm poor and can't afford matching socks

Hummmmmm poor and you cannot afford socks yet you think you can afford to have a baby.

You Sir have a few screws loose.

·Anonymous E1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,468

@previous (C)
Or he's simply lying. Best to go with Occam's Razor here.

+Eco1 month ago, 5 days later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,676

It's Official! I'm gonna be a father! Thanks for the advice bros. I'm ecstatic.

+Symtax1 month ago, 23 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,679

lol.

+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i1 month ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,684

@536,463 (E)
replacing socks when they wear out so that you have matching socks costs money

+Anonymous J1 month ago, 5 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,687

@536,676 (Eco)

So, there's gonna be another one of you running around? Super, we'll start a zoo.

·Anonymous E1 month ago, 31 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,689

@536,684 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
That is right. Congratulations, you understand the concept of things costing money. What does that have to do with what I wrote?

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i1 month ago, 45 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,690

@previous (E)
the premise of your post is incorrect

·Anonymous E1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,692

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
There is no "premise" in my post you dipshit, you're using words you don't understand. Go be a cum bucket for your neighborhood and leave the logic to the men.

·Symtax1 month ago, 5 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,693

@previous (E)
play nice

·Anonymous B1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,695

@536,676 (Eco)
> It's Official! I'm gonna be a father! Thanks for the advice bros. I'm ecstatic.

Well hell - Good luck the kid is going to need it. Good thing child welfare services exist.

·Anonymous E1 month ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,697

@536,676 (Eco)
> It's Official! I'm gonna be a father! Thanks for the advice bros. I'm ecstatic.

A woman cannot possibly know she's pregnant 5 days after sex, let alone have it be "official". You have been caught in yet another lie. You have reached Matt levels of sad fantasy. Well done.

·Anonymous C1 month ago, 6 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,698

@previous (E)
op said
> We fuck 5-7 times a day.
That is a lot of Baby Batter. Her system flooded with man juice. Tipped the scales?

+Eco1 month ago, 25 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,699

25358492_164432567641503_1206471754.jpgSUbmitting positive tests as proof. I dunno when she conceived exactly. Going to clinic for blood tests.

·Eco1 month ago, 13 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,700

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+Eco1 month ago, 5 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,701

WP_20171212_18_07_34_Pro.jpg@previous (Eco)
More 'creampies' for your guys' viewing pleasure

+Anonymous M1 month ago, 2 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,702

@536,700 (Eco)
What are the rules for a legal abortion where you live?

·Eco1 month ago, 14 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,703

WP_20171212_18_07_44_Pro.jpg@536,701 (Eco)
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