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Topic: Thank you for choosing Satan!

+Anonymous A2 weeks ago #49,428

How may I direct your call?

+Anonymous B2 weeks ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #534,476

Yes, I'm trying to reach the director of the 6th circle of hell.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #534,477

@previous (B)

Is he expecting your call?

·Anonymous B2 weeks ago, 8 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #534,479

@previous (A)
It's about my reservation, but uh, I don't exactly have an appointment.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2 weeks ago, 7 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #534,480

@previous (B)

I can connect you, but there are a few damned souls ahead of you. Wait time is about 666 minutes.

+Anonymous C2 weeks ago, 15 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #534,495

ITT: one faggot writes himself a play.

+Anonymous D2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #534,496

Hi! I had a call scheduled with Satan.

My reservation code is Hail666Satan.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #534,505

@previous (D)

I'll connect you, however he is in a conference call right now. If you'd like to call back in 20-25 minutes, I can put you right through.

·Anonymous B2 weeks ago, 15 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #534,506

@534,480 (A)

Fuck! I fell asleep. Am I still in the queue?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2 weeks ago, 11 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #534,510

@previous (B)

I'm sorry sir, but today is the sixth circle's director's day off. If you'd like, you can make an appointment.

(Edited 27 seconds later.)


+Anonymous E1 week ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #534,552

@534,495 (C)
itt: one faggot calls other people faggots

·Anonymous C1 week ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #534,553

@previous (E)
Then stop doing it, retard.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #534,554

@534,552 (E)
@previous (C)

If neither of you have any business with Satan or his affiliates, I must ask you to get off the line.

·Anonymous C1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #534,555

@previous (A)
What if I say no?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #534,556

@previous (C)

I don't give a shit, lurk all you want.

·Anonymous C1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #534,557

@previous (A)
But you said you "must ask you to get off the line" if I didn't go away. Looks like I've called your bluff.

·Anonymous E1 week ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #534,564

@534,554 (A)
I'd like to file a defamation suit on behalf of his infernal Majesty against this "Anonymous C" fellow.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #534,566

@previous (E)

Can do, bud. Let me connect you to our legal department.

·Anonymous B1 week ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #534,567

@534,510 (A)

Could I possibly bribe you with some fruit roll ups to speed this along? They're off brand, but just as good. Honest.

·Anonymous E1 week ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #534,569

@previous (B)
I'll be the judge of that. After all, I'm a lawyer, and lawyers grow up to be judges.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #534,572

@534,567 (B)

Name brand only. You wouldn't treat autism with Clorox, would you?

@previous (E)

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