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Topic: Who was the first daughter?

+Anonymous A1 month ago #49,158

According to the bible. You know Adam, and Eve, and Cain, and Able, you even know Seth.

But whom, pray tell, was the first daughter?

+Anonymous B1 month ago, 24 minutes later[T] [B] #532,077

I do not know her name. Her dad was either her father or one of her brothers.

Let's call her Eve II

+Anonymous C1 month ago, 11 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #532,082

@previous (B)
Women arent important who gives a shit.

+Anonymous D1 month ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #532,083

Eve was created from Adam's rib, so wouldn't that make her his daughter?

·Anonymous B1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #532,084

@previous (D)

Yes of course. What we do not know is. Who served the daughter the special baby batter sauce. - Dad or one of her brothers?

·Anonymous D1 month ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #532,086

@previous (B)
It's all incest anyway.

+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U1 month ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #532,089

@532,083 (D)
> Eve was created from Adam's rib, so wouldn't that make her his daughter?

Atheists are hilarious. First they think people came from monkeys, now you're saying you think babies come from ribs? :)))

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #532,091

@OP
We had this discussion over at MC a while ago. The Bible mentions Adam and Eve as the first created tribe. It does not mention the other tribes God created shortly after. So Cain and Abel will have mated with the daughters of other tribes, hence no 'incest'. And incest does not apply to Adam and Eve either, because they were created by God to be man and wife, they were not born of common human parents.

Glad to have answered your question.

+Anonymous F1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #532,092

@532,089 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> I thought Eve was supposed to be made from one of Adam's ribs.

Found this.
God made Eve from Adam's penis and NOT his rib, claims religious academic
New book by scholar Ziony Zevit has caused outrage among Christians
He suggests Eve was created from Adam's baculum, or penis bone.

Christians are really asshole dumb.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)


·Anonymous D1 month ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #532,093

@previous (F)
So did she fertilize herself? Does this make Eve the first intersex?

Merrin will be quick to dismiss this as Jewish nonsense.

@532,089 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I'm just working within the confines of your mythology. You're the one making it sound ridiculous.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #532,095

@previous (D)
> So did she fertilize herself? Does this make Eve the first intersex?

No, Adam fertilized her. Pay attention please, this was covered in my previous post.

> I'm just working within the confines of your mythology. You're the one making it sound ridiculous.

Bible: "God made Eve from the rib of Adam". Your dumb ass: "Hey, she must have been Adam's daughter then!"

Lol, you retard :)))

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #532,096

@532,092 (F)
> > I thought Eve was supposed to be made from one of Adam's ribs.
>
> Found this.
> God made Eve from Adam's penis and NOT his rib, claims religious academic
> New book by scholar Ziony Zevit has caused outrage among Christians
> He suggests Eve was created from Adam's baculum, or penis bone.
>
> Christians are really asshole dumb.

Hey, some random dude calling himself a scientist but who nobody has ever heard of claims he's spotted on Elvis on Mars.

Scientists are really asshole dumb.


(I'd ask if you see now how your logic works, but I'm reasonably confident you don't so instead I'll just laugh at you :))

·Anonymous D1 month ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #532,098

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You've been watching too much Rick and Morty. Looks like the Father has a sinful secret.

+Anonymous G1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #532,099

Shut up Pedo.jpg@532,096 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

+Anonymous H1 month ago, 58 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #532,101

@532,083 (D)

More of a sex golem, I would assume.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 month ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #532,103

@532,089 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Genesis 2
21 And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; 22 And the rib, which the Lord God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. 23 And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man. 24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. 25 And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.

@532,091 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Which biblical verses state that Adam and Eve were a tribe and which ones imply that there were others at the time of creation?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 month ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #532,109

I just had a thought, what if the very first daughter was Seth and that was because Seth was the world's first tranny?

+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U1 month ago, 8 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #532,115

@532,103 (A)
> Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. 25 And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.

Yup, "man and wife", you see? Hence no incest. Glad to have answered your question for you!

+Anonymous J1 month ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #532,121

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh:

Sounds like incest to me.

+Anonymous K1 month ago, 14 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #532,125

Malia's fine ass was...

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U1 month ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #532,128

@532,121 (J)

> Sounds like incest to me.

Yeah we've already established you're a moron, you don't need to keep providing more evidence.

·Anonymous J1 month ago, 15 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #532,132

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I read that as, "Shit, it does sound like incest. Let me try to weasel my way out by leaving a spastic remark.'

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U1 month ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #532,133

@previous (J)
Yup, as I said, we've established you're an illiterate moron :))))

·Anonymous J1 month ago, 5 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #532,136

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Yup, more proof I called that right.

+Anonymous L1 month ago, 3 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #532,159

J is father merrin. And OP is a faggot

+Anonymous M1 month ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #532,178

@OP

Genesis 5:4 makes the answer pretty clear. Adam and Eve had other children. Cain fucked one of his sisters. No need for this "other tribes" bullshit.

(Edited 24 seconds later.)


+Anonymous N1 month ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #532,186

@532,082 (C)
> Women arent important who gives a shit.

That doesn't come till Leviticus.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U1 month ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #532,189

@previous (N)
> > Women arent important who gives a shit.
>
> That doesn't come till Leviticus.

Indeed, Judaism is a severe religion. It's one of the reasons why Christianity is considered the one true religion.

·Syntax1 month ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #532,205

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Based on Jesus the Jew who was one fucked up and probably Homo Jew2

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U1 month ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #532,215

@previous (Syntax)
> Based on Jesus the Jew

Who replaced the old Judaic law with the new Christian one. You're not very bright are you?

> who was one fucked up and probably Homo Jew2

Baseless ad hominem insults are the last resort of someone who has no actual argument. As always, you've been made a fool of :)))

·Anonymous M1 month ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #532,237

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Matthew 5:17-18

Try actually reading the scriptures next time.

> You're not very bright are you?

Pot calling the kettle black.

+Anonymous O1 month ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #532,239

@previous (M)
Are you sure you've posted the right passage there? Because it doesn't seem to have anything to do with the topic you replied to, in fact if anything it actually backs up TG's comment about the 'new law'.

·Anonymous M1 month ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #532,240

@previous (O)
> in fact if anything it actually backs up TG's comment about the 'new law'.

Nah.

·Anonymous O1 month ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #532,242

@previous (M)
Ok, but then why did you post that particular passage? What is it you think it shows, related to the theme you were replying to? Jesus tells people to turn from sin (verse 17) and then begins to gather his disciples (verse 18). It's the foundation of the 'new law'.

Just a really strange part of scripture you chose to post if you wanted to refute TG's point, that's all I'm saying. No biggie though if you don't want to talk about it more.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U1 month ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #532,247

@532,237 (M)
> Matthew 5:17-18
>
> Try actually reading the scriptures next time.
>
> > You're not very bright are you?
>
> Pot calling the kettle black.

HAHAHAHAHA You fucking retard :))))))))))))))

"Hey, you should read scripture, here's some which....errr, proves exactly what you just said" :)))))

And angry atheists wonder why everyone laughs at them. You're really not very bright at all are you dipshit? :))

·Anonymous M1 month ago, 42 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #532,252

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> mad
> as
> fuck

@532,242 (O)

Nah.

·Anonymous H1 month ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #532,271

According to Jewish mythology, Lilith was Adam's first wife. So, this whole thread is missing an important part of the puzzle.

P.S. Hail Samael.

+Anonymous P1 month ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #532,275

Protohumans and the first humans were just like animals. Incest was not even a concept back then.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U1 month ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #532,296

@previous (P)
> Protohumans and the first humans were just like animals.

Lol look everybody it's one of those people who thinks all the dragons in the world were once killed by a magical rock that fell from the sky :)))

Hey, tell us more about how you think you 'evolved' from a fish :)))))))))

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #532,300

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

I will massacre you.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U1 month ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #532,301

@previous (A)
> I will massacre you.

"Massacre" means to indiscriminately kill many people, you illiterate dipshit. It doesn't mean to specifically kill one. You're not very clever are you? :)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 month ago, 49 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #532,302

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

I will make your murder look like a massacre. Learn what metaphors mean, TG.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U1 month ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #532,304

@previous (A)
> I will make your murder look like a massacre. Learn what metaphors mean, TG.

You will make the publicly specified killing of one person look like the summary slaughter of many people while casting a simile as a metaphor?

You really are an extremely stupid person aren't you? :)))

·Anonymous O1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #532,306

@532,302 (A)
> I will make your murder look like a massacre. Learn what metaphors mean, TG.

That's not an example of a metaphor dude

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #532,307

@previous (O)
Nobody cares about your lack of knowledge regarding English, TG.

@532,304 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Don't forget, you posted your address.

·Anonymous J1 month ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #532,320

@previous (A)
Dude..... That's not his real address.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U1 month ago, 11 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #532,321

@532,307 (A)
> Don't forget, you posted your address.

Yup, and you said you were going to come and kill me. I gave you until the end of the week to prove you're not a chickenshit keyboard warrior. You're running out of time, coward...

·Anonymous H1 month ago, 49 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #532,322

derailer.jpgPic related. It's of this thread.

·Anonymous D1 month ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #532,339

Buster lies -qkUmXKU.gif@532,320 (J)
Wow, really?

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U1 week ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #534,739

I've said my piece.

·Anonymous H1 week ago, 7 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #534,740

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Nice necropost, TGFatherBobby2SoxMerrin

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U1 week ago, 6 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #534,741

@previous (H)
Thank-you, friend. Thank-you.

·Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw21 week ago, 16 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #534,763

I'm gay lol

·Syntax1 week ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #534,765

@532,091 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> It does not mention the other tribes God created shortly after.


Does not mention them because Such never occurred.

Web is full of bible sites that confirm Incest back in dem days, as the only plausible method to increase family values.

(Edited 44 seconds later.)


·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U1 week ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #534,769

@previous (Syntax)
> Web is full of bible sites that confirm Incest back in dem days, as the only plausible method to increase family values.

There's an old saying in academia: "intelligent folk read books. Retards read websites which tell them what those books say"

In other words, don't believe everything you read on the internet, you credulous dotard.

·Syntax1 week ago, 31 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #534,772

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

You cannot even back up with bible references to anything other than the first family - But the deal is all that bible shit is just a story much like the Tooth Fairy.

People back at the get go did not exactly have any moral principles 195,000 years ago.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U1 week ago, 39 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #534,773

@previous (Syntax)
> But the deal is all that bible shit is just a story much like the Tooth Fairy.

Aren't you a little old to be this edgy?

You are extremely simple-minded and you struggle to understand basic concepts. You are basically a rmabling, senile old man. Nevertheless, may God forgive your idiocy!

+Anonymous Q1 week ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #534,792

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I thought you said you shouldn't be judgemental

·Anonymous H1 week ago, 24 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #534,793

@previous (Q)

He sure did.

·Anonymous M1 week ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #534,795

@534,792 (Q)

Yeah, he's a hypocrite. Of course, what else could we expect from such a gigantic homosexual pedophile?

·Anonymous H1 week ago, 8 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #534,797

@previous (M)

> TC'S premier homosexual pedophile.

ftfy.

·Syntax1 week ago, 10 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #534,801

@534,773 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> > But the deal is all that bible shit is just a story much like the Tooth Fairy.
>
> Aren't you a little old to be this edgy?
>
> You are extremely simple-minded and you struggle to understand basic concepts. You are basically a rmabling, senile old man. Nevertheless, may God forgive your idiocy!

The Infamous Pedophile calls me rmabling?

Your fucked up brain cannot even sperl the word

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U1 week ago, 20 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #534,827

@534,792 (Q)
> I thought you said you shouldn't be judgemental

There is a difference between describing the fact of a person's senility and idiocy, and judging that person for it. Knowing that difference is what separates retards from clever people. I will pray for you to become one of the latter. God bless you!

+Anonymous R1 week ago, 8 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #534,847

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

> It's not being judgemental when I do it

lolok

·Anonymous Q6 days ago, 16 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #534,888

@534,827 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I guess in the end god will decide if you were being judgemental or not

+Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc6 days ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #534,900

The duck

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U6 days ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #534,906

@534,888 (Q)
> I guess in the end god will decide if you were being judgemental or not

Absolutely true. God bless you!
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