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Topic: Sex with furniture.

+Anonymous A4 weeks ago #48,760

Well, what do you think?
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Is good, comrade.125%
Is no good, comrade.-0%
Sprite125%
Boners250%
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+Anonymous B4 weeks ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #528,474

Double plus good.

+Anonymous C4 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,489

How do you feel about splinters?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 3 weeks ago, 3 days later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #528,724

@previous (C)

> Boners

+Syntax3 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #528,734

No I wood never have sex with my surfboard.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 3 weeks ago, 28 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #528,735

@previous (Syntax)

We're talking about furniture, not surfboards. Weirdo.

·Syntax3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #528,746

@previous (A)
Often the Surfboard is used much like a couch or chair while in the water or in the Ocean a Blue.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 3 weeks ago, 19 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #528,752

@previous (Syntax)

You also ride waves on it, couches are usually stationery.

·Anonymous B3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #528,756

@previous (A)

I thought this entire thread was about riding couches?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #528,757

@previous (B)

Well, more like humping couches.

·Syntax3 weeks ago, 13 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #528,791

@528,752 (A)

Obviously you have never lived in Earthquake country. On occasions while on the couch or bed the Earth moves

·Anonymous A (OP) — 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #528,792

@previous (Syntax)

I think you're lying about not fucking your boogie board.

·Syntax3 weeks ago, 7 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #528,794

espresso.jpg@previous (A)
> boogie board

Few years back someone gave me a boogie board and it just got stuck in the garage and then when I needed room I tried to give it away and when no one wanted it I just put it on the beach and several days later it was gone.

Of course in retrospect I could have made a huge hole in the board for room for a fresh apple pie cause after all after a view of a famous movie one wood ask what does it feel like to insert wood in a fresh apple pie.

In from my Morning Surfing my Ocean a Blue and now for my cup of Triple Espresso

·Anonymous A (OP) — 3 weeks ago, 17 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #528,795

@previous (Syntax)

Why you bringing up Jason Biggs? Nobody is fucking any literal pies around here.

(Edited 38 seconds later.)


·Syntax3 weeks ago, 33 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #528,797

Blonde with good parts covered with.gif@previous (A)

Because that part of the movie Never made any cents2me
Seems to me that sensation wood be loose very loose ultra loose - Ones wood, wood be swimming around in a mess of Apple juice

Have HOT cup of Triple Espresso and a lite healthy quick breakfast on table

Damn according to this he did fuck the Apple pie for real
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jason-biggs-sex-american-pie_us_579a740de4b08a8e8b5d4a5c

I assume Jason was thinking much about desserts

·Anonymous C1 week ago, 1 week later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #529,916

@528,724 (A)
> Woodies

+The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY1 week ago, 19 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #529,926

Holy hell.... What the hell have I missed while I been gone?

Sex with furniture now?

+Anonymous F1 week ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #529,927

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
Did that give you a woody?

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY1 week ago, 15 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #529,929

@previous (F)
Lmao no

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 week ago, 14 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #529,933

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)

Then I'm sorry, bud, but this thread may not be a good match for you. Better luck next time.

·Anonymous B1 week ago, 9 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #529,964

@529,926 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
They call themselves "Splinters", a nickname that came about as an inevitable consequence of the hobby, but sex with inanimate objects isn't really anything new, bud.
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