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Topic: As nuclear war closes in, I, Father Lucifer, will be hearing confessions in this thread.

+Father Lucifer !A.7ze4WRNA1 week ago #48,659

"If you truly believe in jesus christ, you will find emptiness, and loneliness. Father Satan abandons no one. He is the one and only, true and faithful Father"

Do not be sent to your account with all your imperfections still heavy on your soul. Do not be cut off in the full blossom of your sin, with no reckoning made. Unburden yourself of your guilt to me, and I, through Father Satan, will forgive you. Time is short and the true heavens awaits for the unrepentent. There is no sin or wickedness too great that Father Satan cannot forgive, save the sin of pride (jesus's own sin). Confess now in this thread.

+Anonymous B1 week ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #527,497

I confess OP is not a huge faggot.

·Father Lucifer !A.7ze4WRNA (OP) — 1 week ago, 10 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #527,499

@previous (B)

That is not a confession, that is bearing false witness, a sin for which I have just forgiven you. Satan loves you. :)

·Anonymous B1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #527,501

@previous (Father Lucifer !A.7ze4WRNA)

lol. 10/10, bud.

+Anonymous C1 week ago, 45 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #527,505

I confess that I have nothing to confess and if pushed further I'll confess to plead the 5th.

·Anonymous B1 week ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,516

@previous (C)

I confess that you are under TinyOath, and lying is punishable by being beaten with pillowcases full of cans o' Sprite.

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·Father Lucifer !A.7ze4WRNA (OP) — 1 week ago, 36 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,523

@527,505 (C)

You must trust in this, @previous (B) has spoken the truth. No need to plead the 5th, as a confession to me, will clear your path for a better eternity.

Our Father Satan banishes no one, as long as the confessions bear truth, and you regret your action. Unlike the enemy, jesus, who will banish you just for committing adultery.

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·Anonymous C1 week ago, 39 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,546

No, I regret nothing and don't car about eternity.

+Anonymous D1 week ago, 18 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,596

So wait... I confess to you and I get a special spot in hell? Is that how this works?
Is there gonna be AC?

+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM1 week ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #527,621

I have considered worshipping and have prayed to God during my early transitioning years.

Please convince me on why I should betray God.

·Father Lucifer !A.7ze4WRNA (OP) — 6 days ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #527,626

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
You've already betrayed your god, for wanting to wanting to be a woman. For "god made you in his image", your betrayal began, when you denied "his image" for you to be male.

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM6 days ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #527,627

@previous (Father Lucifer !A.7ze4WRNA)
That's not true, I sometimes get the feeling that He, or someone up there, is looking out for me. Even if it's just to keep me from getting further into your domain, Lord Lucifier of the Light.

·Father Lucifer !A.7ze4WRNA (OP) — 6 days ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #527,628

@527,596 (D)
Father Satan treats all his children with love. The story of the lake of fire, is untrue, as that's what those christians want you to believe.

"Hell", as they call it, is a place with mountains, tall trees, and clear water, is abundant with the love you need from the others around you.

Also, there is no need for AC, as the temperature remains a steady cool.

·Father Lucifer !A.7ze4WRNA (OP) — 6 days ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #527,629

@527,627 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> That's not true, I sometimes get the feeling that He, or someone up there, is looking out for me.

And what makes you believe it is "he" that is looking out for you?

> Even if it's just to keep me from getting further into your domain, Lord Lucifier of the Light.

Father Satan turns a blind eye to no one. He accepts you, no matter what your choice is, no matter how you live your life.

+Anonymous F 6 days ago, 57 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #527,631

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·Father Lucifer !A.7ze4WRNA (OP) — 6 days ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #527,633

@previous (F)
Its ok Bert. I, nor Father Satan, condemn you for what you had to do for survival on the streets.

Hey, you might not be gay, but spare change is spare change.
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