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Topic: As we move to the eve of nuclear war, I will be hearing confessions in this thread.

+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U4 months ago #48,657

"If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness" - John 1.19


Do not be sent to your account with all your imperfections still heavy on your soul. Do not be cut off in the full blossom of your sin, with no reckoning made. Unburden yourself of your guilt to me, and I, through Christ, will forgive you. Time is short and hell awaits for the unrepentent. There is no sin or wickedness too great that God cannot forgive, save the sin of pride (Satan's own sin). Confess now in this thread.

+Anonymous B4 months ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #527,490

I confess that OP is a huge faggot.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 4 months ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #527,491

@previous (B)
That is not a confession, that is bearing false witness, a sin for which I have just forgiven you. God bless.

·Anonymous B4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #527,493

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Can you forgive my aunt, for selling Avon out one side of her mouth and quoting the bible out of context from the other? If not, it's cool.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 4 months ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,510

@previous (B)
That is still not a confession, that is a plea for mercy (one based on an accusation I should add) on behalf on someone else. Only the sinner themselves can give their own confession, otherwise it is not a confession. Thanks, and God bless.

·Anonymous B4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,512

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Sounds like some old gay shit, if you ask me.

Screw this, I'm converting to Rastafarianism.

(Edited 1 minute later.)


·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 4 months ago, 36 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,521

@previous (B)
> Sounds like some old gay shit, if you ask me.

I wouldn't know. But the fact you're clearly familiar with old gay sh*t suggests a confession is long overdue.

·Anonymous B4 months ago, 18 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,526

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Your god sure does seem obsessed with gay shit.

+Dead !Pool..v42s4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,528

I confess I'm obsessed with shitty memes

·Anonymous B4 months ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,530

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

That's a bad Wade, BAD!

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 4 months ago, 12 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,531

@527,526 (B)
> Your god sure does seem obsessed with gay shit.

Errrm...you're the one who brought it up, friend :) You're projecting now, and I can see by your increasing profanity that you're starting to get a bit hot under the collar. It's ok, calm down. Don't stress about having been caught in an embarrassing detail about your life. God will forgive you if you ask Him.

·Dead !Pool..v42s4 months ago, 22 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,532

@527,530 (B)
I know :(

·Anonymous B4 months ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,534

@527,531 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

You said if I'm familiar with old gay shit, a confession is long over due. If god isn't obsessed with gay shit, why does he want to hear about it so badly?

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,536

@previous (B)
> You said if I'm familiar with old gay shit, a confession is long over due.

Indeed it is.

> If god isn't obsessed with gay shit, why does he want to hear about it so badly?

Because all sins concern him.

Bless you for your questions, and please keep asking about things you don't understand. I am here to guide you.

+Anonymous D4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,538

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
If gay shit is a sin, have you confessed to your god that you participated in gay shit?

·Anonymous B4 months ago, 52 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,539

@527,536 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Funny, should I also confess about all the shellfish I've eaten? Seeing as Leviticus also says eating shellfish is a sin.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 4 months ago, 16 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,540

@527,538 (D)
You're projecting and angrily lashing out. Nevertheless I forgive you.

·Anonymous D4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,541

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I seem to have riled you up TG. I asked a simple question, and you're starting to get upset. If gay shit is a sin, and you asked for forgiveness, shouldn't this no longer upset you?

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 4 months ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,543

@previous (D)
With the exception of Oscar Wilde after playing Chopin, one tends not to ask forgiveness for sins one has not committed.

Now then, would you like to confess? You're being very defensive in this thread I must say.

·Anonymous D4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,545

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Why are you getting so angry TG?

Aren't confessions a part of healing? I'm getting the feeling that you are harbouring guilt feelings about your gay shit. Its ok TG, we don't judge you here.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,547

@previous (D)

> Aren't confessions a part of healing?

They are indeed! Would you like to do so now? All sins - and to your case, no matter how deviant or depraved - are within the breadth and scope of God's mercy.

·Anonymous D4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,548

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

> They are indeed! Would you like to do so now?

Then why are you having a hard time confessing about your gay shit?
Let go of the guilty feelings TG. You will feel much better after you confess.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 4 months ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,549

@previous (D)
You keep avoiding the question, friend. There is no need to be defensive here. Would you like to confess now?

·Anonymous D4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,550

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Why is this bothering you so much TG?

You refuse to confess your sins of gay shit. Is it because you enjoy it and don't wish for forgiveness?

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 4 months ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,551

@previous (D)

> You refuse to confess your sins of gay shit. Is it because you enjoy it and don't wish for forgiveness?

You are projecting again, friend. Try to calm yourself a little, you're getting terribly riled up over this. Now then - would you like to confess?

·Anonymous D4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,552

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

> You are projecting again, faggot. Try to calm yourself a little, you're getting terribly riled up over this. Now then - would you like to confess?

·Anonymous B4 months ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,553

@527,551 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Stop avoiding my shellfish question. As long as we're living by what Leviticus says, can I rape women in exchange for paying their fathers 2 silver pieces?

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 4 months ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,554

@527,552 (D)
Looks like I've backed you into a corner here! LOL. Well, so then be it. Unaccounted to your grave shall you go, the debt to be settled at a later date and with a much sterner judge. God bless.

+Anonymous E4 months ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,555

@527,553 (B)

Totes, bruv.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,556

@527,553 (B)
> As long as we're living by what Leviticus says

"We" are not Jewish my good man, this half at least of 'we' is Christian, and hence 'we' do not "live by what Leviticus says". You're displaying an ignorance of religions here, and ignorance is a sin, though not a mortal one. Therefore we needn't petition God here, I can - and do - forgive you with my own authority. Bless you.

·Anonymous B4 months ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,559

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

> Claims to ignore Leviticus.
> Says homosexuality is a sin.

Something doesn't add up, here.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 4 months ago, 25 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,560

@previous (B)
> > Claims to ignore Leviticus.
> > Says homosexuality is a sin.
>
> Something doesn't add up, here.

Indeed it doesn't. Let me show you the error of your calculation:

Where did I say Leviticus is "ignored"? Your claim was that 'we' "live by it". Christians do not. And to not live by something does not mean to ignore that thing. Do you live by the words of your father? Likely no. Do you therefore ignore him? Likely no. You see the design?

By God's infinite grace the foggy-brained moving of goalposts is not a mortal sin, and by my own authority I forgive you your stupidity. Bless you, friend.

·Anonymous B4 months ago, 17 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,561

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Nice ontheropes post.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 4 months ago, 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,562

@previous (B)
Over your head huh? Ok thanks, that'll be all. Bless you, friend :)

·Anonymous E4 months ago, 38 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,563

@527,559 (B)
I'm going to be honest, I have some doubts about the OPs of these confession threads. For example, I don't think this guy is actually a priest, but why would someone do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 4 months ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,564

@previous (E)
> I'm going to be honest

Excellent. Make your confession, friend, I'm listening.

·Anonymous E4 months ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,565

MSRh6nS.jpg@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I wore cloth of mixed fabrics, trimmed my beard, and blasphemed.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 4 months ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,566

@previous (E)
Absolution is yours. For penance, the act of contrition shall be enough in this case. Go in peace now and forgive those who have sinned against you, as God has just forgiven you. Bless you.

·Anonymous B4 months ago, 15 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,567

@527,563 (E)

Some sort of self-actuated inadequacy, would be my guess.

@527,562 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Whatever you say, sport.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 4 months ago, 17 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,569

@previous (B)

> Whatever you say

Good boy :)

+Anonymous F4 months ago, 6 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,575

@OP
I had wished several times in the past that syntax dies before the age of 100.

+Anonymous G4 months ago, 3 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,576

I sucked OP's cock at the dumpsters behind his church.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 4 months ago, 42 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,578

@527,575 (F)
> I had wished several times in the past that syntax dies before the age of 100.

And now you don't? Because that's the important part. Confession is not confession if you still bear the sin. Do you no longer wish ill upon Syntax?

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,579

@527,576 (G)
> I sucked OP's cock at the dumpsters behind his church.

You're confusing me with another person, but that's not relevant now. To the point - you're saying you want to confess your homosexuality, correct?

·Anonymous F4 months ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,580

@527,578 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Yeah.

·Anonymous B4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,582

@527,579 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

No they aren't.

OP tried to touch my private area!

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 4 months ago, 58 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #527,585

@previous (B)
> they

Hahaha, awwwwww, look at you, all modern with your pronouns :)

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #527,586

@527,580 (F)
> Yeah.

Then bless you friend, you've repented and been forgiven. May the act of contrition relieve you of your sinful thoughts and sent you lighter into the world.

·Anonymous B4 months ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #527,587

@527,585 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Aww, look at you, all grasping at straws.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 4 months ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #527,588

@previous (B)
Looks like I've backed you into a corner here :) Bless you, friend!

+Anonymous H4 months ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #527,590

i poast unironically on reddit

·Anonymous E4 months ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #527,594

wyta.jpg@previous (H)

Hey, me too.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 4 months ago, 23 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #527,625

@527,590 (H)
> i poast unironically on reddit

I'm unclear on what the sin is here.

+Anonymous I 4 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #527,630

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Jeff Dahmer didn't think he was doing anything wrong either..

·Anonymous D4 months ago, 30 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #527,632

@previous (I)

50 years old, living with mommy, mooching off mommy, refuses to find a job.

Bert doesn't think he is doing anything wrong either.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 4 months ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #527,637

@previous (D)
My word, you just lash out at everyone on here don't you! Lol. Why do you have so much bitterness and rage inside you? Would you like to talk about it?

·Anonymous D4 months ago, 34 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #527,640

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
What bitterness and rage?

The truth hurts, but its a part of life.
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