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Topic: Do you want to see the Emoji Movie?

+Anonymous A2 months ago #48,639

I heard some man spanked himself in the theatre during it.

+Anonymous B2 months ago, 6 hours later[T] [B] #527,306

As a consequence of this movie, I can no longer properly judge or condemn countries who've employed the most loathsome death squads or abominable weapons of war to murder en masse. What if they were culling the sort of people creatures who'd watch this film? Who could condemn them for such noble labor?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,317

@previous (B)
Is watching the film really as condemable than jacking off to it?

http://www.thewrap.com/new-jersey-man-masturbating-emoji-movie/

·Anonymous B2 months ago, 20 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,318

@previous (A)
Yes.

They watched it, that's bad enough. We don't need to explore deeper depths of depravity to know that these viewers are cancerous masses in mankind's colon that must be removed.

+Anonymous C2 months ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,327

Finnish alternative: https://youtu.be/aNwLHA28M4M (recommended)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,329

@527,318 (B)
I hope you're not relying on the F.E.L. for your plans since they are merely a joke operation.

·Anonymous B2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,330

@previous (A)

Are you saying that neither Kim Jong-un or Daddy Vladdy actually gave F.E.L. the stamp of approval?

·Anonymous C2 months ago, 37 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,331

@527,329 (A)
I hope for your sake that you're right because that sort of talk makes you a prime target if you're wrong.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2 months ago, 26 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,332

@527,330 (B)
I'm saying that neither of them know of your existence.

@previous (C)
Test me then, F.E.L. agent.

·Anonymous C2 months ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,335

@previous (A)
Uh, what's 32x16?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2 months ago, 15 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,337

@previous (C)
Five Hundred Twelve.

·Anonymous C2 months ago, 24 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,338

@previous (A)
What's the capital of Canada?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2 months ago, 15 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,339

@previous (C)

Ottawa.

(Edited 39 seconds later.)


·Anonymous C2 months ago, 12 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,340

@previous (A)
What's the chemical formula for hydrogen peroxide?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2 months ago, 48 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,341

@previous (C)
H2O2
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