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Topic: Goin to taxes

+Dead !Pool..v42s4 months ago #48,489

To roast in the desert!

·Dead !Pool..v42s (OP) — 4 months ago, 3 days later[T] [B] #526,048

200 miles down

+Anonymous B4 months ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #526,050

Texas just decided unanimously that it has enough autists, and would like you to consider Oklahoma instead.

+Anonymous C4 months ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #526,054

I predict you will join the rodeo and bring a tamer form of bullfighting to the US.

·Dead !Pool..v42s (OP) — 4 months ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #526,129

Another 200 miles down, last night me and the girlfriend were brought to a vinyard and were able to shower and sleep on a bed! Now we are about 60 miles north of San Fran and are going to have to find somewhere to crash.


Any tips Bert? :D

(Edited 29 seconds later.)


+Anonymous D4 months ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #526,132

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
not knowing the area...its hard to say..
at least its warm at night now..

·Dead !Pool..v42s (OP) — 4 months ago, 7 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #526,135

@previous (D)
I was mainly joking. We slept near a Park N Ride near the freeway overnight

·Dead !Pool..v42s (OP) — 4 months ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,224

We just got a ride from an insanely reckless driver, and had to ask to get dropped off at a truck weigh station. a few minutes later a highway patroll officer picks us up and takes us to the next real exit. In the few minutes between getting dropped off and picked up by the LEO the kid that just dropped us off got into a carwreck just down the highway.

+Anonymous E4 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,226

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

WoW

·Dead !Pool..v42s (OP) — 4 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,232

Woot got a ride to las vegas!

+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i4 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,235

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Oh fuck my friend is train hopping there for hacker thon

·Anonymous D4 months ago, 40 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,236

@526,232 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
wrong direction to taxes..

·Dead !Pool..v42s (OP) — 4 months ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,243

@526,235 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Dope! We just got in.

@previous (D)
Nah, we're gonna hitch to kingman az and take the 40 to amarillo. Better prospect than the 10

+Dumbfluff !rBOeWnddog4 months ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,304

Burn your shit, right off your shit

·Dead !Pool..v42s (OP) — 4 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,318

@previous (Dumbfluff !rBOeWnddog)
We might melt out here

·Anonymous C4 months ago, 42 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,320

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)


It's just a risk you run being witches.

·Dead !Pool..v42s (OP) — 4 months ago, 45 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,321

@previous (C)
Oh, its not raining here tho

·Anonymous C4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,325

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

No? Well, I'm not an expert.

All I know is if you bind them up, throw them in a river, and they drown... then they're not witches?

That doesn't seem like the best witch detection system ever now that I think about it.

·Anonymous B4 months ago, 44 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,326

@526,321 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

That's exactly what a witch would say...

·Dead !Pool..v42s (OP) — 4 months ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,329

@526,325 (C)
You could try building a bridge out of them, or weighing them against a duck. If she weighs less than a duck, she would float, therefore, witch.

@previous (B)
Hey now, lets not start talking about witches and makeing accusations. someone might get uncomfortable

·Anonymous C4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,332

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

This makes much more sense, but I'm not sure how to tell if the duck is a witch or not with this method.

·Dead !Pool..v42s (OP) — 4 months ago, 19 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,335

@previous (C)
The duck is also probably a witch, but luckily you can cook the evil out while you burn the witch. Saves time preparig a separate cooking fire

·Anonymous D4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,337

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
good thinking..

·Anonymous D4 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,339

@526,318 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Im thinking alaska might be great right about now..

·Anonymous C4 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,341

@526,335 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Nice. Is a propane camp stove the way to go or should I just opt for a grill and some charcoal?

·Anonymous B4 months ago, 10 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,344

@526,329 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

Uncomfortability is a small price to pay, in order to ensure no witches are among us.

Except sandwiches

·Anonymous D4 months ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,345

@526,341 (C)
propane stoves are for fags who like to carry heavy shit..

·Anonymous D4 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,346

@526,341 (C)
You don't have to have a grill to use charcoal...you don't have to have to have charcoal to cook..

·Dead !Pool..v42s (OP) — 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,349

@526,337 (D)
Its part of my thesis.

@526,339 (D)
We met a guy who will be driving up thw I5 to canada if you feel like

@526,341 (C)
Well, since i recommend cooking on the witch pyre, i would look for a "standing dead" tree, as they have cured usually and burn nicely.

@526,344 (B)
Damn now im hungry.

·Anonymous B4 months ago, 10 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,352

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
People might give you some food, if you make a sign and show some leg.

·Anonymous D4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,353

@526,349 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
I suggest dining at the Y this evening..

(Edited 18 seconds later.)


·Anonymous C4 months ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,355

@526,345 (D)
@526,346 (D)
How do vagrants where you're at cook duck they've poached from the park, then?

@526,349 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Oh, would I be wrong to assume that ducks are traditionally eaten after one of these witch trials?

·Dead !Pool..v42s (OP) — 4 months ago, 36 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,359

@526,352 (B)
Haha, its grate bcoz i have a tattoo of a girl (skateboard brand) on my right calf and i turn it out while hitching usually.

@526,353 (D)
Gonna make some ramen, we got housed up via a couchsurfing site last night so we have access to a stove.

@previous (C)
Well, when the duck in question is rumored to be a witch as well as the woman they are comparing it with, yes.

·Dumbfluff !rBOeWnddog4 months ago, 16 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,389

Whenever we get to taxes we will just drink crude oil,
It'll be okay.

·Dead !Pool..v42s (OP) — 4 months ago, 10 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #526,392

@previous (Dumbfluff !rBOeWnddog)
Texas Tea <3

·Dead !Pool..v42s (OP) — 4 months ago, 5 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #526,675

Less than 500 miles to go!
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