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Topic: apparently my last day to be warrantless.. [Mega bert whammbulence thread]

+Anonymous A 8 months ago #47,742

there s still a chance to help me..

I have posted tons of quality content and been a reg here for quite awhile...Please put the petty shit aside..

(Edited 9 hours later by a moderator.)


+Anonymous B8 months ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #518,026

Send all begging to syntax's email, thanks.

+The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 32 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #518,027

@OP

> Rape threats

> Violent threats

> Online panhandling

Pick which one was your "quality content."

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #518,029

> tons of quality content
> 4 shots epic everclear
> dammit jim.. it is dead..
> I want to feel your body sweet ladies
> I will curbstomp you on the sidewalk
> give me money money money

lol nah

·Anonymous B8 months ago, 25 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #518,037

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
5 shots*

+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8 months ago, 11 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #518,038

it's not because you can't pay apparently

> If you cannot pay your fees, you MUST still report to probation each month.. You cannot be sent to jail just for not paying. You will get a chance to explain to the Judge why you can't pay, but you still have to report.

> You can be violated for not making your monthly payments for probation restitution-court costs ONLY if you have the ability to make the payments.

> If you are healthy and able to work, the Court will probably find that you had the ability to make payments. Also, if you can't make the full payments each month, pay whatever you are able. It looks a lot better to the Judge that you are trying your best than if you had done nothing at all.

> If you have some sort of money crisis or hardship, tell your probation officer and they may be able to set a hearing to reduce your costs of supervision. Even if you can't make your payments, ALWAYS REPORT TO PROBATION WHEN SCHEDULED.

wow you have done everything wrong
http://www.normkent.com/FAQ/survive_probation.htm

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8 months ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #518,039

> What happens in Tennessee if you can't pay your fines and court costs ? First , file a motion to have yourself declared indigent in hopes the court waives your fines and costs. Secondly , the court could issue a probation violation based upon your failure to pay the court costs and fines. Under Tennessee law and case law from the U.S. Supreme Court , the state must show you had an ability to pay the fine and costs. I was shocked to hear what goes on around the country . Tennessee judges for the most part will not throw someone in jail for not paying their fees. In Nashville , criminal court judges routinely waive the jail fees.

http://www.nashvillecriminallawreport.com/2014/05/articles/punishment/will-being-too-poor-to-pay-your-fine-send-you-to-jail-/

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 8 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #518,041

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
The only problem is, he refuses to take anyone's advice.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8 months ago, 15 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #518,042

tennessee attorneys say:

> You might be able to convince the court to waive some of your outstanding costs if you can prove your are indigent.

> There are ways to be excused from paying costs and an attorney would be able to guide you. Make sure you stay in contact with your probation officer.

> If you are indigent, you can petition the court to waive most if not all of your remaining court costs and fines. Courts are often reluctant to waive things such as restitution, however. Also, because of changes in the law in Tennessee, unpaid court costs and fines can be civilly collected by the clerk's office, so many courts are violating probation less and less due to unpaid costs, fines and fees - however, probation may wish to take out a probation violation warrant against you for the unpaid probation fees as a means by which to force you to pay-up so they can get their money.
https://www.avvo.com/legal-answers/what-happens-if-i-m-on-probation-and-can-t-afford--1607904.html

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 4 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #518,043

actually, bert just need to show he is autistic, then not only he can waive the fee, he can get monthly govt welfare monie without doing shit

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8 months ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #518,044

@518,041 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
apparently the us supreme court ruled that you can't be imprisoned for being unable to pay your probation fees

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8 months ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #518,045

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2016/03/doj_reminds_judges_they_cant_j.html
Courts:
- Must not jail a person for nonpayment of fines or fees without first conducting an indigency determination and establishing that the failure to pay was willful.

- Must consider alternatives to jail for indigent defendants unable to pay fines and fees.

- Must not condition access to a judicial hearing on the prepayment of fines or fees.

- Must provide meaningful notice and, in appropriate cases, a lawyer, when enforcing fines and fees.

- Must not use arrest warrants or license suspensions as a means of coercing the payment of court debt when individuals have not been afforded constitutionally adequate procedural protections.

- Must not employ bail or bond practices that cause indigent defendants to remain jailed solely because they cannot afford to pay for their release.

- Must safeguard against unconstitutional practices by court staff and private contractors.

+Anonymous F8 months ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #518,046

I think prison will be good for you bert. Showers, 3 meals a day, a place to sleep, library time and access to education and other services you wouldn't have had otherwise.

Sure it will suck that you aren't free and are in prison with other criminals but the bright side is that you're more or less an old man. No one will really care about you in there as you're not a fresh piece of meat.

+Anonymous G8 months ago, 46 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #518,047

@518,045 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> establishing that the failure to pay was willful.

Few days ago he had $49 & drank it away. That was willful.

Jail is the only answer for bert. 40 days

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 months ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,048

@518,039 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
You are not helping...Dear..

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8 months ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,050

@previous (A)
really? seems helpful to me

+Anonymous H8 months ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,053

@518,048 (A)
> damn...wish I could read..
Enjoy jail, retard.

+Anonymous I8 months ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,055

1.pngGood sir, why do you not just go rob a bank and ask for a mere 10 dollars, then wait for police to arrive, then you will be able to go to jail and receive 3 square meals a day.
Besides the implosions you will feel on your derriere once you drop the soap your lifestyle and future will increase dramatically.

May my wise words, reach your help hungry ears.

Just kidding, go see a psychologist.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,058

@518,050 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> really? seems helpful to me

he only wants free monie as help

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,096

I need to stay out of jail..

I will mentor your young children about basic southern ethics...I will do whatever you want..

Please...Just this once help me..

(Edited 1 minute later.)


+Anonymous J8 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,059

@previous (A)
@OP
> I will do whatever you want..
We want you to spend the next 40 days getting sober.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,060

@518,058 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I would fucking pay it back...asshole..

I was raised by two people who each were one hundred times the person you are...Motherfucker..

·Anonymous H8 months ago, 55 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,061

@518,096 (A)
@518,059 (J)
Literally no one here believes he can do that. Syntax believed it, but bert scammed him and bought hooch the second he got his tax refund.

Only way he can stay sober is if he goes to jail for those 4 months.

+Anonymous K8 months ago, 28 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,062

@518,096 (A)
bert you lie. If you wanted to stay out of jail you would have stopped smoking & drinking.
Instead secretly you want the comfort of rain free jail.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 months ago, 45 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,063

@518,096 (A)
@518,059 (J)
Will spend forty days getting sober...If you help me avoid this unjust four month sentence..

·Anonymous K8 months ago, 9 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,064

@518,096 (A)
@518,061 (H)
Four months? Really?
lol

·Anonymous H8 months ago, 36 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,065

@518,096 (A)
@previous (K)
That's what he says and that's why he's crying.

·Anonymous K8 months ago, 39 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,066

@518,096 (A)
@518,063 (A)
> unjust

What did you do with the $49?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 months ago, 42 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,067

@518,096 (A)
@518,062 (K)
GODDAMNIT IT IS A MANS RIGHT TO SMOKE AND DRINK...LEGAL AS FUCK..

.You are a faggit..

·Anonymous J8 months ago, 57 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,068

@518,096 (A)
@518,063 (A)
> Will spend forty days getting sober...If you help me avoid this unjust four month sentence..

Thank you for the laughs. You are not a man of your word.

+Anonymous L8 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,069

@518,096 (A)
@518,067 (A)
> GODDAMNIT IT IS A MANS RIGHT TO SMOKE AND DRINK...LEGAL AS FUCK..
>
> .You are a faggit..

Yes and just as legal for PO to send you off to jail.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 2 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,070

@518,060 (A)
too bad what they raised is a complete failure and one of them was so disappointed he went an hero

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,093

I swear n my daddy's grave..

If y'all let me go to jail for four months just cause I can't come up with a hundred bucks..

.I will die.. and possibly one of you will too..

Do you want to die..

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 43 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,071

@previous (A)
bring it on bitch

·Anonymous J8 months ago, 26 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,072

@518,093 (A)
Liar. You said you had $49.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,074

@518,093 (A)
@previous (J)
not after it all went to fastfood booze and cigs

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,075

@518,070 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I worked and ayed taxes for thirty goddamn years you yellow pic f shit....I owned a property I rented out for several years..


I should KILK YOUN NWHY SHOULDNT EYE..

+Anonymous M8 months ago, 30 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,076

@518,093 (A)
Dude, $100 is nothing

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 15 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,077

1484112797650.jpg@518,075 (A)

·Anonymous H8 months ago, 32 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,078

@518,093 (A)
@518,076 (M)
To a homeless guy, it's like being a millionaire.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 43 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,079

@518,093 (A)
@518,076 (M)
> Dude, $100 is nothing

he is nothing

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 months ago, 43 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,095

On is garbage..

His heart is ice cold..
I say...Drain his blood and masturbate..

·Anonymous H8 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,080

@previous (A)
is this your new fetish?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 months ago, 54 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,081

@518,093 (A)
@518,079 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
OMFG..

I want your dox...I want to to torture you..

·Anonymous H8 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,082

@518,093 (A)
@previous (A)
And what?
Dude you can't even travel in your own state.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 12 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,083

@518,095 (A)
cry more, you still dont worth any of my money

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 54 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,084

@518,093 (A)
@518,081 (A)
keep hoping
one day it will become true

lol nah

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,086

And here you have it folks.....

Instead of heeding anyone's advice,he wants to sit on the internet and talk shit.

He has no will to do what is right.

Fuck him, let his ass go to jail.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 months ago, 12 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,092

I will selly soul to Satan...For Ons dox..

My whole soul...Without any reservations. I want every reference of his nastiness to become history..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 56 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,088

@518,095 (A)
And here you have it folks....

No will to follow advice and make things right.

Fuck off Bert.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 6 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,089

@518,092 (A)
your filthy soul doesnt worth a cent lol

·Anonymous G8 months ago, 26 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,090

@518,092 (A)
Satan already owns your soul.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,091

@518,093 (A)
That sounds like a death threat Bert. I can always notify the police in Knoxville and forward this to them. Then you'll go to jail for more than 4 months.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 months ago, 38 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,094

@518,077 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
That's not right..
.I want to do what's right...But I need support..
Ass.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 51 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,097

@518,092 (A)
What do you want On's Dox for? It's not like you'll fly to HK and meet him.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)


·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 43 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,099

@518,094 (A)
> That's not right..
> .I want to do what's right...But I need support..
> Ass.

Jail has all te support you need

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 months ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,105

Please help me...Otherwise I am dead.

Hi

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,109

@previous (A)
> Otherwise I am dead.

Please do

·Anonymous B8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,112

Damn it. This thread just got disorganised.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 46 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,114

@previous (B)
better than letting that drunkfuck spam the whole front page

+Anonymous N8 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,115

@518,105 (A)
Did you not read triptychs advice she dug up for you?

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,117

@previous (N)
again, the only help he wants is free money
everything else is no help

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8 months ago, 21 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,119

@518,093 (A)
lol i gave you advice you could absolutely use and you're ignoring it in favour of threatening the people you're asking money from

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8 months ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,120

bank.png@518,093 (A)
also like
i'm probably one of the brokest people here besides you and i've still got that much
+ $2000 credit
+ $177 paycheck at midnight

step yo game up

also just like
get one of those shitty credit cards. capitalone is always trying to get people to sign up, try them.

·Syntax8 months ago, 5 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,121

@518,119 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
I am still trying to figure out why he wood toss aside the $49 and chose Jail instead. Perhaps in the back of his mind 4 months in jail may sober him up enough so when he gets out he has a chance to get it rite?

With that I have a business lunch 2go2

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,122

@previous (Syntax)
because he has absolutely 0 forethought except for short-term instant gratification hedonism

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 months ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,123

Tjs is absolute bllsshit..On wants me to doe. But by God O will drink his blood if it's the last thing I do...
Oh yes..

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8 months ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,124

@previous (A)
you know, you're really not helping your case for people to try to help you out man

+Anonymous O 8 months ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,127

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
He merges me in an attempt to discredit me..
.H
On is a communistic black-hearted fuck...Why does no one realize that..

+Anonymous P 8 months ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,128

@518,121 (Syntax)
don't be a traitor...please..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,131

@previous (P)
Hes not being a traitor. He got smart.

·Anonymous P8 months ago, 42 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,169

you heartless fucks have won..

I will have an arrest warrant on me by late tomorrow evening..


suck my goddamn nuts you stupid fucks....SUCK EM..

·Anonymous P 8 months ago, 38 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,132

@518,131 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
stfu...faggit troll..

+Anonymous Q8 months ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,133

ZeldaGood.gif@518,169 (P)

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,134

@518,132 (P)
Truth hurts doesn't it.

Even your best internet buddy abandoned you.

·Anonymous P8 months ago, 52 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,168

I am about to go to burger king for my last supper..

I want you all to die in a dick fire tonight...nothing would please me more..


DIE!!!

you faggits are worse than the bacteria that grow on rotting corpses..


I thought there was some decent people here but I was wrong..


ALL I WANT is some goddamn doxes so that when I get out I can drink some blood from the veins of at least one of you..

I asked nicely...I pretty much begged...but you heartless bastards laughed at me...so guess what...consequences will never be the same..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,135

@previous (P)
Yaaaawwwwwwwnnnnnn.....

Boring talk Bert.....boring.......

·Anonymous P 8 months ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,136

@518,039 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
utter and total bullshit..


they consistntly throw people in jail for non payment of po and court fees..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 7 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,137

@518,169 (P)
Us heartless fucks didn't win.

Your alcohol abuse won.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8 months ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,138

@518,127 (O)
buddy you discredit yourself

@518,136 (P)
the fucking DOJ issued a thing saying thye can't throw you in jail for non-payment unless they have investigated and found that you COULD have payed it but didn't

·Anonymous P 8 months ago, 25 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,139

@518,091 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
I WANT you to do that...then when I find you somehow when I get out it will make the moment I see you take your last breath almost orgasmic..

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8 months ago, 5 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,140

@518,168 (P)
so how long do you expect to be in the clink for?

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 39 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,141

@518,138 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
He could have used that $49 the other day to pay. He chose not to.

·Anonymous P 8 months ago, 33 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,142

@518,134 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
it sure looks like he did...and that hurts more than anything..

·Anonymous P 8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,143

@518,138 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
trip...I like you...and I feel bad that you are so naive about this shit..


the goddamn PO has a notice amongst all the notices on her office door...which states non payment of fees WILL result in an order of violation of probation..

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous P 8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,144

@518,169 (P)
@518,137 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
I WILL curbstomp you for cheering on my demise..

·Anonymous P 8 months ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,145

@518,168 (P)
@518,140 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
four damn months....four fucking months...I got in trouble last year about october and when I got out it was already getting cold..

if I go back in now...in May...when I get out it will be august..


I was only aressted on misdomeanor charges...I am NOT a danger to society or anyone around me...if they locked people up because they were jerks On and the asshole would have life sentences..

+Anonymous R8 months ago, 56 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,146

@518,168 (P)
Maybe a few months in the klink will teach you some responsibility as you pay your debt to society.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8 months ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,147

@518,143 (P)
most authority figures put up that stuff to cut out bullshit and are usually much more lenient

soooo instead of showing that you are doing the best you can with half the required amount you blow it all on booze and cigarettes, robbing yourself of the good faith that showing up with what you had would engender in the PO or judge
nice fuckin' move

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8 months ago, 58 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,148

@518,168 (P)
@518,145 (P)
well like
if you'd actually given half a try at making it at least look like you give a rat's ass and are doing what you can
you go all out "fuck it" and entirely fuck yourself over

nice one

·Anonymous P 8 months ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,167

almost time for my last supper..

I want you people to think about what you are doing by not helping me...you are allowing a man who has lived the last several months in very difficult circumstances to be thrown into an over crowed jail environment just because of inability to pay probation fees and other fees..

you are spiiting upon a reg of this board who has family who need him and most likely preventing a man from attending the funeral of his beloved mother..


I am stunned over the inability of you people to grasp the seriousness of this situation...and by the casual manner in which you joke and make light of this situation....it seriously disgusts me and causes me to feel ashamed for you..


I really do not know what else to say...this is by far the most bizzare situation I have ever been through in my almost fifty years..


goodbye..

·Anonymous R8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,153

@previous (P)
Don't forget to mention the horrible people here to your cellmates.

·Anonymous N8 months ago, 14 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,154

@518,167 (P)
Trip showed you how you could avoid jail, you imbecile.

·Anonymous P 8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,155

@518,167 (P)
@previous (N)
I adore her willingness to be of help...but the fact is that theuy are going to do what they want to do..

·Anonymous Q8 months ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,156

@518,167 (P)
@518,154 (N)

It's all OP's fault NEway. He made his bed, now he must lie in it,.

·Anonymous G8 months ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,157

GoToJailweb2.jpg@518,167 (P)
@OP
> just because of inability to pay probation fees and other fees..

@OP
> just because of inability to pay probation fees and other fees..

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE.
Tax refund check.
$49 "crashed"

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,159

@518,147 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Almost like talking to a fucking wall, isn't it?

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,160

@518,169 (P)
@518,144 (P)
I wasn't cheering because the alcohol won.

Once again Bert, just stating facts.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,161

@518,168 (P)
@518,145 (P)
But if you go on the run, as you've indicated you are, you would.....

Ahh, you know what, fuck it.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,162

00my.jpg@518,167 (P)
Sounds like you're hoping for a pity party Bert.

Allow me to play the world's smallest violin.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8 months ago, 59 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,164

@518,167 (P)
@518,155 (P)
multiple lawyers have said that if you show good faith and report on time with whatever money you have they cannot jail you for being unable to pay your fees
unfortunately, since you did have the money but decided to blow it on booze...

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8 months ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,165

@518,159 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
a wall composed of self-pity, tears, hypocrisy, violent outbursts, and a complete lack of introspection or ability to admit he fucked up

·Anonymous O 8 months ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,171

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Suck my huge hairy testicles..Your just likethe the Jews who liked Jesus....CRUCIFY HIM.,..HABG HIM ON TGE CRIDDSS..

·Anonymous O8 months ago, 9 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,176

Fuck you for meeting my inoiportant threads you ass clown..

My life was on the line .. and you merged my shit..
.I want your doc...I want to strangle you...I just woke up in a weird place and the first thing..Thing I thought of is how I want to see you bleed our on the ground. I will find you zOn. I don't care I will not stop until I find you

·Syntax8 months ago, 26 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,172

@518,171 (O)
bert On can verify this is really me

Lay off chili dog. Dude I honestly think 4 months in jail will help sober you up one way or the other

Make you dead dad proud and man up for a change

Out of tyme for now

·Anonymous O 8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,173

@previous (Syntax)
If you really want me to go to jail for four months...Suck my dick..
.

·Anonymous O 8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,174

@518,172 (Syntax)
You are going to say dead dad in a goddamn post to me.
,..Fuck you man. M. Wow.

·Syntax8 months ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,175

@518,173 (O)

So much for using Western Union.

It is not that I want you to go to jail. It is that apparently you had far more than half the money needed and you chose to blow it on everything that wood fuck you up with your PO

Grow some balls because anyone here who wood dare send you any money is going to blow it on buy you booze


I do have one hell of a work Idea you have not considered and when I have time I will research exactly how it will fit for you but I am very sure it will work.

Good luck because if you fuck over mods and females here you can say goodby to access on TC

·Anonymous O8 months ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,177

Syntax. . Suck my dick

How could you turn on me like this..
I would have bet a million dollars you would not forsake me..
The one good friend I had...Damn.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,178

@previous (O)
you alienated the only fren you had, drunken fuck
you deserve every single bit of it

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8 months ago, 35 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,179

@518,171 (O)
that was actually the romans

·Anonymous O 8 months ago, 6 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,180

@518,175 (Syntax)
Wow...

.With fr III end like you who needs enemies..
.I truly now am list..
.You name my true name and locatuon.. watch for the news.. I'm

·Anonymous J8 months ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,181

@previous (O)
You are drunk as fuck. Where did you get the money to get drunk?

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 58 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,182

@518,180 (O)
You just use your "friend" as walking wallets
Indeed, with friends like YOU who needs enemy

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8 months ago, 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,183

@518,180 (O)
how'd you get drunk if you didn't have any money for your po

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,184

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> how'd you get drunk
> if you didn't have any money for your po
Obviously this is the reason why he doesn't have money for the PO

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,185

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
He should have just bought some butt lube. Hes gonna need it.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 55 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,186

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
He failed to prioritise his spending again

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,187

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Well, big Bubba can use spit, I guess.....

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,188

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
doesnt matter, Bert is so full of butthurt already
add in a bit more wont make much a difference

·Anonymous K8 months ago, 22 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,189

Apparently bert has passed out after spending copious amounts of cash on whiskey.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,190

@previous (K)
> Apparently bert has passed out after spending copious amounts of cash on whiskey.

Finally we can have a little peaceful moment

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 months ago, 41 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,317

Congrats On..

Your cheating seems to have paid off well..

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,202

@previous (A)
*sigh* looks like it will never get thru your alcohol intoxicated brain
nvm
Your alcohol abuse didnt paid off well huh

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 9 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,203

@518,317 (A)
Congrats Bert.. your outside blowjob techniques should serve you quite well in jail starting tomorrow.

+Anonymous S8 months ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,309

@518,045 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)

> @518,044 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2016/03/doj_reminds_judges_they_cant_j.html
> Courts:
> - Must not jail a person for nonpayment of fines or fees without first conducting an indigency determination and establishing that the failure to pay was willful.
>
> - Must consider alternatives to jail for indigent defendants unable to pay fines and fees.
>
> - Must not condition access to a judicial hearing on the prepayment of fines or fees.
>
> - Must provide meaningful notice and, in appropriate cases, a lawyer, when enforcing fines and fees.
>
> - Must not use arrest warrants or license suspensions as a means of coercing the payment of court debt when individuals have not been afforded constitutionally adequate procedural protections.
>
> - Must not employ bail or bond practices that cause indigent defendants to remain jailed solely because they cannot afford to pay for their release.
>
> - Must safeguard against unconstitutional practices by court staff and private contractors.


That doesn't apply in child support and alimony. They'll throw you in debtor's prison on a clerical error even when you pay and The Bradley Bill means your debt keeps growing while you're in jail making no income and cannot be gotten rid of.

I'm not aware if Bert has been married or reproduced though.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8 months ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,312

@previous (S)
child support/alimony aren't fines/fees afaik so that shouldn't apply

·Anonymous H8 months ago, 26 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #518,316

thread's grate.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 months ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,353

@518,168 (P)


I apologize for this post also...I was in a very bad mood..
I should have never said something that awful...And I regret it..

@518,168 (P)
> I am about to go to burger king for my last supper.. I want you all to die in a dick fire tonight...nothing would please me more..
>
>
> DIE!!!
>
> you faggits are worse than the bacteria that grow on rotting corpses..
>
>
> I thought there was some decent people here but I was wrong..
>
>
> ALL I WANT is some goddamn doxes so that when I get out I can drink some blood from the veins of at least one of you..
>
> I asked nicely...I pretty much begged...but you heartless bastards laughed at me...so guess what...consequences will never be the same..

+Anonymous T8 months ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,354

@previous (A)
Shouldn't you be reporting to your probation officer?

·Anonymous O 8 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,362

@previous (T)
I have about forty five minutes..

·Anonymous G8 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,366

@previous (O)
You are so stupid. You missed breakfast and lunch in jail.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8 months ago, 43 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,370

@518,362 (O)
wow did you make it

·Syntax8 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,371

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)

He is currently with his PO
So we wait and discover if the county will help feed him and dry him out for a few months
Betting they look at the cost of feeding him and give him more time to figure out how to steal the money so the Feds will end up paying his way after he is caught

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,372

So, either he is at meeting, or he fled. Pick one!

·Anonymous H8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,373

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
Well, he is a chicken so...
He most likely went to the meeting to go to jail instead of prison.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,375

@previous (H)
Yep, to scared to go to jail, and to scared to run.

Right now he's stuck between a rock and a hard cock...... Wonder how he'll get out of that one?

·Anonymous O 8 months ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,376

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
Who is too scared to run...Motherfucker.
.Fuck you boy..


More like yr ok goddamn weak to run vcays u I cannot even get a peanut butter and bananer sanirch like Elvis.. III am so damn hungry I c oi uld ea empty cigarette packs.

·Anonymous O 8 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,377

Can someone please help me eat.

·Anonymous O 8 months ago, 16 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,378

Can someone please help me eat.

·Anonymous H8 months ago, 33 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,379

@518,377 (O)
I thought you already ate at burger king today?
Also how did the meeting go?

·Anonymous O 8 months ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,380

Syntax I need a burger...Dude.

·Anonymous O 8 months ago, 14 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,381

Syntax I need a burger...Dude.

·Anonymous O 8 months ago, 10 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,382

Syntax I need a burger...Dude.

·Anonymous O 8 months ago, 42 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,383

Syntax I need a burger...Dude.
.
. Poo lease..

·Anonymous O 8 months ago, 13 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,384

Syntax I need a burger...Dude.
.
. Poo lease..

·Anonymous O 8 months ago, 11 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,385

Syntax I need a burger...Dude.
.
. Poo lease..

+Anonymous U8 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,387

Really. Jail serving up quality meal around 6PM
Did they give you one more weak to come up with the money?

·Anonymous N8 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,388

I think berts been drinking again.

·Anonymous H8 months ago, 46 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,389

@previous (N)
But he's also hungry... You're saying he gave up a couple BK meals for one bottle of hooch?

·Urcle8 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,390

@518,388 (N)
Give him a break. He is drinking to celebrate fucking over his PO.

·Anonymous R8 months ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,395

@518,387 (U)

If he started being processed now, he would still miss dinner. He dun goofed.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,396

@518,376 (O)
jesus christ what a show of incompetence

·Anonymous O 8 months ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,398

I NEED a hamburger. ..please

I would gladly repay for a hamburger the.ues for a hamburger today..

+Anonymous V 8 months ago, 39 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,413

sorry for all the multiple posts...my phone gets all glitchy when the power is low..


got to go recharge..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,416

Wow!!! Bert doesn't go to jail, now hes begging syntax for money.

After the way you spoke to syntax yesterday, I'd be telling you to go fuck yourself.

·Anonymous R8 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,422

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)

All that bawling over nothing.

Maybe next time he'll save the tears until he's cuffed.

(Edited 35 seconds later.)


·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,445

@518,416 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
Well then.. I guess it's a fine thing syntax actually posseses integrity...Something you lack entirely..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,451

@518,026 (B)
> Send all begging to syntax's email, thanks.

@previous (A)
I lack of? You were such a fucking crybaby, dude.

And you call yourself a gay navy boy?

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,465

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
he lacks the balls, so he made it up with what he has: a big mouth

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,469

@518,026 (B)

Sorry Anon B, I didn't realize I cited your post on this one -> @518,451 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)


@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

That's true, his dick sucking has stretched it out quite a bit.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,510

and the crying nerds continue to cry..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,538

@previous (A)
You'll be crying again next week when you don't have the money, and then you'll bitch that we are all selfish twats for not helping a scum like you down on your luck...

·Anonymous R8 months ago, 38 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,558

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)

lol

It's true, plus this whole thread was him bawling about what big meanies we are for not bailing a grown ass man out of situation he created. $100 isn't a fortune, but I'd rather burn the money than give it to someone who abuses women.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,561

@previous (R)
But I have NEVER abused one single woman in forty nine years..


The more you know..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,563

@previous (A)
So you say, Gaybert. We cant believe everything you say. Youve lied so many times already.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 months ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,573

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
I have NEVER lied to you or the people of TC..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,580

@previous (A)
Yaaaawwwwwwwnnnnnn.....
Ok Gaybert, if you say so...

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8 months ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #518,660

@518,561 (A)
somehow i can't take you at your word on that
maybe it's related to
oh you know
your incessant threats of sexual and physical violence

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #518,662

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
I am trying to be better than that now..

·Anonymous U8 months ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #518,666

@previous (A)
Fail

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 months ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #518,668

@previous (U)
Put both my large hairy testicles in your mouth and suck on them like it's your favorite candy.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 months ago, 10 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #518,669

@518,666 (U)
Put both my large hairy testicles in your mouth and suck on them like it's your favorite candy.

+Anonymous W8 months ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #518,671

@previous (A)

When you suck off guys on the street for money, do you offer to lick their ass's for an extra charge?

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8 months ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #518,679

@518,662 (A)
well you're fucking failing
most people don't have to "try" to not threaten people with physical and sexual violence

(Edited 19 seconds later.)


·Anonymous Q8 months ago, 39 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #518,687

Niggers.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY8 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #518,697

@518,671 (W)
No, he licks the ass for free.

+Anonymous X4 months ago, 3 months later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,718

Wow, this was like the greatest fucking thread I've ever fucking read!
You guys should make a movie out of this.

+Dead !Pool..v42s4 months ago, 18 hours later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,764

@previous (X)
It's just a subplot in the tinychan serial

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo4 months ago, 1 hour later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,769

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
still one of the gratest subplot

(Edited 10 seconds later.)


+Anonymous Z-22 months ago, 1 month later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,129

Bump

·Syntax2 months ago, 5 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,134

@previous (Z-2)

I am betting bert has spent about enough money on Tobacco and Booze to have ended the bail as well as getting his DMV back

Dank Ya for the bump

·Anonymous Z-22 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,136

@previous (Syntax)
Had to bump.

This is one of the best crybaby Bert threads of all time!

·Syntax2 months ago, 10 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,140

@previous (Z-2)

I do wonder what the Mod edited out from his topic post

+Anonymous Z-3 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,143

@531,136 (Z-2)
> Had to bump.
>
> This is one of the best crybaby Bert threads of all time!

It's not a regular thread...it's several merged threads..

·Anonymous H2 months ago, 44 seconds later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,144

@531,140 (Syntax)
The title.

·Anonymous Z-3 2 months ago, 39 seconds later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,145

If I had gone to jail then...I'd be getting out about now...and ready to go hunting..

·Syntax2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,146

@previous (Z-3)

Do they have a no smoking policy in jail?

·Anonymous Q2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,151

@531,143 (Z-3)

> several merged threads..

Cause you couldn't keep your crying and begging to one thread.

·Anonymous Z-22 months ago, 22 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,159

@531,145 (Z-3)
Yea you would. Hunting for a place to keep warm, and go dumpster diving.

·Anonymous Z-3 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,178

@531,146 (Syntax)
they do indeed have such a policy..

·Syntax2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,180

@previous (Z-3)

So you wood have been fed, kept warm including perhaps parts you no want to have kept warm AND saved up lots from no booze or smokes

Seems to me you made a huge mistrake and by now could have the DMV problem free

·Anonymous Z-22 months ago, 5 hours later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,232

@previous (Syntax)

> Seems to me you made a huge mistrake and by now could have the DMV problem free

Problem was, he was to much of a pussy to go to jail.
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