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Topic: Snoring. ATTN: Ducky

+Anonymous A6 months ago #47,729

I woke up this morning choking and my girlfriend's arse about an inch away from my face. I felt a warm burning sensation deep down to my tracheal carina. I had an awful taste in my mouth. It literally tasted like chit. My eyes were watering and my body convulsed in pain.

I manged to cough-talk out "D-d-did you just fcking fart in my mouth?!"

She angrily responds with "WELL IF YOU DIDN'T SNORE I WOULDN'T HAVE TO THINK OF WAYS TO GET YOU TO STOP!" She then slammed the door, sealing me in the room with my fecal coughing.

Don't snore brahs.

+Anonymous B6 months ago, 37 minutes later[T] [B] #517,885

Hi Matt! Please leave your shit bullshit on MC.

Thanks.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 18 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #517,888

@previous (B)

TGcomix, how's life outside Thai prison?

·Anonymous B6 months ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #517,889

@previous (A)
Your time in prison is coming Matt. Keep asking those underage girls for nude pics. Sick fatt bastard.

+Anonymous C6 months ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #518,310

@previous (B)

Lol how mad!

@517,888 (A)

lol

+Anonymous D6 months ago, 18 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #518,461

Ducky not around.

+Anonymous E6 months ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #518,560

@previous (D)

I did hear about an ISIL spring training camp.
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