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Topic: I still need ninety seven dollars for Thursday..

+Anonymous A 4 months ago #47,727

I do not need to go to jail..

If you all take up a collection and help me I will have a job within ten days and post a nude pic...Face covered of course...AND I will quit drinking...I already have several days sober now..


I will also spread the word about TC in several interesting ways..

+Anonymous B4 months ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #517,868

$100 for face pic. no more, no less.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 4 months ago, 39 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #517,869

I am not agreeing to quit drinking and work in a ruse just to get help with my bills..
I know that's what I need to do and I want to do it..

+Anonymous C4 months ago, 0 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #517,870

Tax return.
You made your choice.

+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i4 months ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #517,871

squeegee for it like everyone else

·Anonymous A (OP) — 4 months ago, 6 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #517,872

@517,870 (C)
I did not see myself not being able to pay my fees though..

It was a lapse in judgement which led to this time sensitive dilemma...Not a deliberate attempt to wait and expect to be bailed out..

I'm no jailbird...I do not deserve to be in jail for four months...There is a considerable risk that a cherished family member will pass and I will not be able to go to the funeral...Not that it matters to most of you but..

Anyways I need help bouncing back and if I miss that payment consequences will be final..Just saying..

Please...Please help me..

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i4 months ago, 5 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #517,873

@previous (A)
> squeegee for it like everyone else
if you're good at it you can totally make $97 by thursday

+Anonymous E4 months ago, 20 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #517,874

@517,871 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> squeegee for it like everyone else

You mean spam "first" in every new topic?

+Anonymous F 4 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #517,879

@517,868 (B)
Once syntax has received the money in a PayPal acct...It shall be done..

+The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY4 months ago, 59 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,880

@OP
> I do not need to go to jail..

Yes you do. It'll help you cope with your alcoholism.

> If you all take up a collection and help me I will have a job within ten days and post a nude pic...

So us sending you money will land you a job in ten days? Yea, sure ok....

And nobody wants to see you crusty, filthy naked body pic.

> Face covered of course...

You're such a pussy.

> AND I will quit drinking...I already have several days sober now..

That was your new year's resolution Bert, and you never even tried to quit. The only reason you've been sober these past few days, is because you dont have any cash.

> I will also spread the word about TC in several interesting ways..

Keep your filthy, crusty, hobo homo buddies off this site.

(Edited 22 seconds later.)


+Anonymous H4 months ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,886

@OP

I don't see a way to send you money.

+Anonymous I4 months ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,890

What if i want for you to go to jail though? Can we reach some compromise here.

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,891

first you beg for 5 dollars
then you beg for 30
now you beg for fucking 97?
yeah nah fuck off you lazy greedy fuck

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY4 months ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,892

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Next week, he'll be begging for$150.00

+Anonymous K4 months ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,893

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
There won't be a next week because he'll be in jail.
Unless he tries to run away, in which he'll be seeing prison.

+Anonymous L 4 months ago, 21 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,896

@previous (K)
The cops ain't taking me alive ..No way..

·Anonymous K4 months ago, 31 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,897

@previous (L)
Man up and go to jail, idiot.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY4 months ago, 8 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,898

@517,893 (K)
True, very true.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY4 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,899

@517,897 (K)
He won't......

Jail isn't like the internet.

On the internet, Bert talks shit about curbstomping you.

In jail, he sits in the corner and cries because he's scared.

+Anonymous M4 months ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,900

@517,896 (L)
> The cops ain't taking me alive ..No way..

You are not really alive. You are the walking dead.
When you die nothing of value will be lost.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i4 months ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,902

my mom handled jail better than you do
jesus

·Anonymous L 4 months ago, 5 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,904

@517,897 (K)
Wtf.. the only reason I'd be going to jail for is be ause I did not pay the fees....And that is Unjust..

Where's the humanity.. what kind of damned people are you.


Omfg...I never really realized what kind of monsters most of you actually we're.
.God should burn the server to a crisp with a lightning bolt.

·Anonymous K4 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,909

@previous (L)
> Wtf.. the only reason I'd be going to jail for is be ause I did not pay the fees....And that is Unjust..
No, bert. It is just.
You shouldn't have gotten into that anger management program, and you shouldn't have blown off your savings and tax refund.

No one here can help you.

+Anonymous N4 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,912

@517,904 (L)
Just a few days ago you said you had $49. What happened to it?

·Anonymous G4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,914

@previous (N)
It went to a bottle of everclear, and a tube of lube for his upcoming jail visit.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,915

@517,912 (N)
I'm sorry baby... but I had to crash that forty nine..

·Anonymous K4 months ago, 25 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,916

@previous (A)
Enjoy jail, dumbass.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY4 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,917

@517,915 (A)
The $49 that could have went toward your fees. But, everclear wins again!

·Anonymous K4 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,918

GravesGrainAlcohol.jpg@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
Actually, he upgraded to Graves from what he said.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,919

@517,917 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
It didn't go for 'everclear'

That money went for cigs and food for almost all week..

·Anonymous N4 months ago, 19 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,920

@517,915 (A)
> I'm sorry baby... but I had to crash that forty nine..

Fuck it. I am going to mail Syntax and beg him to never help you again.
Jail is to good for you. You need to go to prison.

+Anonymous O4 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,921

@517,904 (L)

> Be conservative
> Whine about the justice system
> Ask for handouts in same thread
> Call people who refuse to bail you out "monsters"

Doesn't sound very conservative-y to me.

@517,896 (L)

Yeah, they will.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,922

@517,920 (N)
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK..

FOR FUCKING WHAT YOU SON OF A BITCH..

FOR FUCKING WHAT..

BLAH BLAH FAGGIT TROLL..

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo4 months ago, 51 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,923

@517,920 (N)
> Jail is to good for you. You need to go to prison.
Even prison is too good for him
straight to the shocking chair i say

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i4 months ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,927

@517,919 (A)
that's a lot of money for food tbh

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo4 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,929

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)

booze is part of his diet

·Anonymous N4 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,930

@517,927 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Food? A couple cheeseburgers and several jugs of Everclear.

(Edited 26 seconds later.)


+Anonymous P4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,933

@517,922 (A)
I thought the Asshole was the Faggit Troll?

Now its whoever pisses you off.

·Anonymous O4 months ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,936

@517,919 (A)

Gee whiz, sure seems like it would've been a good idea to give up smoking and fast food.

Maybe try to go get punched in the face and start a gofundme like the other anon suggested.

·Anonymous P4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #517,937

@517,920 (N)
Honestly, If I was syntax, I wouldn't after Bert jumped his shit the other day. Syntax helped him once, and bert shits on him. Post below.....


+Anonymous C — 1 day ago, 35 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] #517,713

> (Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (Syntax)
> It fucking rained and got my shit wet this morning and I couldn't get to the goddamn shower...And guess w HH at my stamps were halted due to not sending in a stupid form back in March.. which I didn't fucking even know about. So quit discussing me like the fucking weather..

> And I was going to make the stamps into cash and be able to pay my shit on Thursday ..Card was supposed to load today but didn't and after four hours of run around by them I find out it's stopped...Can get them back but have to wait five to ten days like at the start and the office is five miles away.

> So...Probable violation Thursday...Then there can only be cash under table jobs blah blah and at the end of summer or before a four month stretch whenever a cop next checks me for warrants..

> Why the fuck do I feel a need to update you ducks when you w poo not even help me at all..This site is on thin ice with me..

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

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