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Topic: Post here when you have lewd thoughts

+Anonymous A7 months ago #47,635

(´・ω・`)

+Anonymous B7 months ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #516,636

Now.

·Anonymous B7 months ago, 12 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #516,637

Now.

·Anonymous B7 months ago, 11 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #516,638

Now.

·Anonymous B7 months ago, 10 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #516,639

Also now.

·Anonymous B7 months ago, 11 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #516,640

Still going.

·Anonymous B7 months ago, 11 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #516,641

How do I silence these demons in my head?!

·Anonymous B7 months ago, 10 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #516,642

I know, I'll end it all.

·Anonymous B7 months ago, 16 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #516,643

Goodbye everyone, it was a good run while it lasted.

·Anonymous B7 months ago, 25 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #516,644

Oh, shit. I couldn't find a means to follow through with it. Maybe I'll just take a break for now.

+Anonymous C7 months ago, 53 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #516,645

an-all-time-fave-of-mine.jpg

·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 months ago, 5 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #516,646

@516,641 (B)
You can't!

·Anonymous B7 months ago, 25 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #516,647

@previous (A)

But... I'd be posting always and forever until I expire if I don't.

+Anonymous D7 months ago, 7 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #516,651

@516,645 (C)

Perverted old man.

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo7 months ago, 48 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #516,652

always

+Anonymous F7 months ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #516,654

@516,651 (D)
Faggot.

+Anonymous G7 months ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #516,655

@previous (F)
Samefag.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI7 months ago, 16 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #516,662

2145803 - Galko-chan Please_Tell_Me.jpg

+Anonymous I 7 months ago, 22 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #516,788

ok..
I am having lewd thoughts..

+The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY7 months ago, 37 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #516,801

@previous (I)
About sucking some nigger dick for spare change?

We know that's your daily thoughts Gaybert.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 months ago, 3 days later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #517,411

bump!

·Anonymous B7 months ago, 17 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #517,416

Yes, still going.

·Anonymous I 7 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #517,417

I often have lewd thoughts of Sara Palin in a tight leather outfit...whipping me while she hollers out that I am a worm..

·Anonymous G7 months ago, 1 day later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #517,666

@previous (I)
Terrible.

+Anonymous K7 months ago, 10 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #517,751

I just had lewd taughts of some passed out junkie homeless chick. WTF is wrong with me?

https://tinychan.org/topic/47715

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI7 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #517,761

@517,666 (G)
Hail Satan!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 months ago, 2 months later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #524,532

bump

·Anonymous B5 months ago, 8 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #524,537

It's happening again.

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc5 months ago, 18 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #524,622

Hump

·Anonymous B5 months ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #524,629

Still.

·Anonymous I 5 months ago, 45 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #524,635

fap fap fap..

+Anonymous M5 months ago, 3 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #524,636

@previous (I)
Careful. Your left hand is already pregnant. Soon your elbow will abort itself and lock up.

+Anonymous N5 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #524,646

Yea, it never ends.

+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i5 months ago, 7 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #524,653

ha ha ha i finally got laid it was great

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 months ago, 38 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #524,657

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Nice!

+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i5 months ago, 3 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #524,658

@previous (A)
:> thx
only thing is that i have a t-shirt of one of the bands this person is in and now i feel odd wearing it

·Anonymous I 5 months ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #524,659

@524,653 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
pfffft..

promiscuity is not a virtue..

(Edited 2 minutes later.)


·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i5 months ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #524,660

@previous (I)
wat

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 months ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #524,662

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
He's slutshaming you

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i5 months ago, 32 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #524,663

@previous (A)
before the edit it said
> upgrade to someone who has shaved every day for at least five years

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #524,664

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
well he certainly isn't talking about himself, because I doubt he shaves more than once a week

·L 5 months ago, 37 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #524,665

@524,662 (A)
I want better for her than to be a single mom working at waffle house..

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i5 months ago, 4 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #524,666

@previous (L)
we don't have waffle house here
also
some of us know how to use contraception and birth control thanks
and abortion is accessible here thankfully, as is plan b

@524,664 (A)
agree
also i doubt most people have shaved literally every day for five years straight? it's clearly an age thing which is just like... weird.

·Anonymous I 5 months ago, 43 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #524,674

ure-durex-would-like-to-remind-u-it.png@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
I hope so..

·Anonymous J5 months ago, 40 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #524,700

@524,665 (L)
> I want better for her than to be a single mom working at waffle house..

Wouldn't matter if she was working at waffle House. Unlike you, at least she'd have a job.

·Anonymous B5 months ago, 53 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #524,727

Well that was just semi-lewd... okay, nevermind, full blown lewd. Yeah, still going.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i5 months ago, 15 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #524,783

oh gr8 i have a uti
oh well
gonna chug cranberry juice before going over to this person's house i guess

+Anonymous Q4 months ago, 1 month later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #526,311

yeah

·Anonymous B4 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #526,313

not sure

+Dead !Pool..v42s4 months ago, 27 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #526,317

@previous (B)
Lol

·Anonymous A (OP) — 3 months ago, 3 weeks later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,693

bump

·Dead !Pool..v42s3 months ago, 3 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,697

@516,662 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Where was she holding that money?

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI3 months ago, 3 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,703

Itisamystery.gif@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

·Dead !Pool..v42s3 months ago, 3 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,705

17796245_512415365814562_1968008894.jpg@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Cool

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i3 months ago, 22 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,740

i hope i get laid tonight

·Dead !Pool..v42s3 months ago, 5 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,766

Damnit, Sandy cheeks.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i3 months ago, 8 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,777

@527,740 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
update: ouch

·Anonymous G3 months ago, 4 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,784

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
What happened?

·Anonymous F3 months ago, 32 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,785

@527,777 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Japan has hymen repair services.
http://immersivemedical.com/Hymenoplasty_japan_2.html

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i3 months ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,790

@previous (F)
that ship sailed long ago

@527,784 (G)
people can be rough!

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i3 months ago, 16 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,793

@527,784 (G)
also i found out this morning that the person is only 18 and that is Weird
not that weird, i guess. context being that they are not a sheltered high schooler and everyone else around seemed mid-20s at the youngest
but still weird.

+dreamworks3 months ago, 2 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,803

I'm gay lol

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI3 months ago, 2 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,819

464_1000.jpg

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i3 months ago, 17 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,859

This time was better. Ironically it was with the person who told me a few days ago that they would never try to fuck me

·Syntax3 months ago, 10 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,861

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)

I am at a loss 4 words.

·Dead !Pool..v42s3 months ago, 5 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,875

@527,819 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Jpg?

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI3 months ago, 6 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,876

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
There's specific reasons for using one or the other. For example, camera photographs should never be saved as png unless you're touching them up in preparation for printing, in which case they have no real business being published on the open web.

·Dead !Pool..v42s3 months ago, 23 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,877

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Oh okay

+Anonymous T 3 months ago, 4 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,880

@527,876 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
who made you the expert about what has business being
posted on the web..

I mean that's fine with me...I just wasn't aware of the magnitude and scope of your importance..

+Beebs !gINgerDI623 months ago, 3 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,881

@previous (T)
There's a difference between dictating and giving tips. Read up, Bertrum.

+Anonymous V3 months ago, 9 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,883

@previous (Beebs !gINgerDI62)
If he had an education, he would have understood.

·Anonymous B3 months ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,885

Yeah, but only at like half a bar.

·Dead !Pool..v42s3 months ago, 9 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,899

Bump

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i3 months ago, 32 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,900

@527,861 (Syntax)
:>

+VIPPER3 months ago, 9 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,943

bump

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i3 months ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,952

update update: ouch once again

·Anonymous B3 months ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #527,982

I think so, but that might just be the infection.

·Dead !Pool..v42s3 months ago, 10 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,020

@527,952 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Is he like, rough or something?

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i3 months ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,024

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
so rough

·Dead !Pool..v42s3 months ago, 9 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,052

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Lol jeese

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i3 months ago, 3 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,085

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
I mean it's kinda cool

·Anonymous T 3 months ago, 2 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,090

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
your daddy issues are showing..

·Dead !Pool..v42s3 months ago, 7 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,098

@528,085 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)


Well obviously, or else you wouldn't continue seeing him.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i3 months ago, 4 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,116

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
well
good point
also i just like this person and their friends
i don't know anyone else i can play pétanque with! it is such a wholesome game
and i don't even need to know french :')

·Dead !Pool..v42s3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,117

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
*thumbs up*

+Anonymous X3 months ago, 21 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,119

@528,116 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)

> and i don't even need to know french :')

You live in Canada tho, right? Wouldn't it be beneficial if you did speak french?

(Edited 30 seconds later.)


·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i3 months ago, 11 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,120

@previous (X)
i live in french canada! it would indeed be beneficial, and i've been trying to learn. that said, it's not the easiest because people oftentimes refuse to speak to you in french if you slip up even once! + my school, jobs, and neighborhoods are/have all been anglophone

·Anonymous X3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,121

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)

True, people who natively speak French tend to be that way. It's hard enough to try and pick up a new language in your 20's, without every native speaker acting like you have the plague.

·Dead !Pool..v42s3 months ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,123

@528,120 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Isn't Canadian French kinda a muddled up regular French anyways?

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i3 months ago, 19 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,144

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
well, there are different dialects (even within france, and within canada as well). some france french people say that they need to turn on subtitles if they're watching a movie from quebec but tbh i think they're full of shit.

·Anonymous T 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,145

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
isnt it about time for winter to start in canada..

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i3 months ago, 15 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,148

@previous (T)
no it's august

+Anonymous Z-13 months ago, 3 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,149

@528,145 (T)
@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
I've always thought that you two would make a nice couple.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i3 months ago, 6 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,150

@previous (Z-1)
pls reconsider thanks

·Syntax3 months ago, 52 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,153

@528,144 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> well, there are different dialects (even within france, and within canada as well). some france french people say that they need to turn on subtitles if they're watching a movie from quebec but tbh i think they're full of shit.

It is that way in Australia. English with heavy accents that when I lived there I found myself only understanding 70% and then to find others who were born there who said the same thing.

Cajun French is the most messed up form of French. That was the French they developed first in Nova Scotia so perhaps that is some of the French that ended up near by in Quebec?

·Dead !Pool..v42s3 months ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,158

@528,144 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
I just remember trimming with some Quebecois and they couldn't understand a lick of French I was saying.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i3 months ago, 13 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,160

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
People from Quebec City and Acadia sound much more continental French than people from Montreal ime.

·Dead !Pool..v42s3 months ago, 12 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,161

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
They weren't too specific on where they were from, but they were a fun group to trim with

·Anonymous T 3 months ago, 4 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,168

@528,153 (Syntax)
it's all greek to me..

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2 months ago, 1 week later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,862

bump

+Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc2 months ago, 12 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,863

depress

·Anonymous B2 months ago, 2 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,878

hump

+Anonymous Z-32 months ago, 19 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,938

@528,024 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> so rough

do you do anal?

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 months ago, 4 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,957

@previous (Z-3)
no

i went to get laid and ate nachos and fell asleep instead
overall success tbh

·Anonymous Z-32 months ago, 4 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,976

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> no

why not, if you like it rough?

·Anonymous F2 months ago, 18 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,981

@previous (Z-3)
Sex in a shit hole?
Ugh.

·Anonymous Z-32 months ago, 9 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,982

@previous (F)
i was not asking you

·Anonymous X2 months ago, 37 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,983

@previous (Z-3)

Try asking Catherine.

·Anonymous Z-32 months ago, 20 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,984

@previous (X)
Perhaps later. For now I want to ask the woman who says she likes it rough and seems to enjoy sexual pain. I'm interested to know why then she doesn't do anal.

·Anonymous B2 months ago, 3 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,004

I owe about 6 gorillion more replies, but this one will have to suffice.

·Anonymous G2 months ago, 45 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,012

@528,981 (F)
Now, now, syntax.
You seem to have some misconceptions about anal and that it's only for gay men. I'm not sure how to explain it to old people, but you should know that some women do enjoy it.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 months ago, 1 day later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,065

@528,976 (Z-3)
because i am not into stuff in my butt

·Dead !Pool..v42s2 months ago, 31 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,066

Bump

+Anonymous Z-42 months ago, 8 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,069

@529,065 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> because i am not into stuff in my butt

You sound like a boring and unadventurous lover. Do you at least swallow?

·Anonymous B2 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,071

Ongoing lewd thoughts, more as this story develops.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 months ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,087

@529,069 (Z-4)
> You sound like a boring and unadventurous lover.

ok
Glad nobody I'm sleeping with agrees

·Dead !Pool..v42s2 months ago, 7 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,089

Bump

·Anonymous G2 months ago, 2 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,105

@529,087 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
How adventurous are you then?
Air diving adventurous or open minded adventurous?

·Anonymous Z-42 months ago, 13 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,106

@529,087 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> > You sound like a boring and unadventurous lover.
>
> ok
> Glad nobody I'm sleeping with agrees

It's possible they do agree, but they just don't tell you, because a fuck is a fuck. Secretly they may be wishing you weren't so uptight.

And you didn't answer - do you at least swallow? Or is even that beyond your boundaries?

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 months ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,110

@529,105 (G)
I don't know if people are often good judges of how adventurous they are! I like to think I'm pretty open minded

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 months ago, 48 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,116

@529,106 (Z-4)
Well then that is completely their problem

·Anonymous Z-42 months ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,124

@529,110 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> I like to think I'm pretty open minded

You don't do anal and you don't swallow, but you think you're "pretty open minded"? lol, what, you let the guy do it with the lights on sometimes?

·Anonymous Z-42 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,125

@529,116 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> Well then that is completely their problem

It will be your problem when one by one they all leave you for a non-frigid woman who does anal and swallows.

·Anonymous T 2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,126

4bcb4c2709d5850ba0edf701182b178d.jpg@529,124 (Z-4)

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,127

@529,124 (Z-4)
Open minded in regards to things that are not sex, dumbass.

·Anonymous Z-42 months ago, 4 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,128

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> Open minded in regards to things that are not sex, dumbass.

And frigid as an Arctic corpse in sexual ones? Got it.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 months ago, 55 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,129

@previous (Z-4)
Yeah why not

·Anonymous M2 months ago, 54 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,130

@529,125 (Z-4)
You probably think it's sexy to smear feces all over your partner and lick his body.

·Anonymous B2 months ago, 36 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,135

@previous (M)

I think retaining their virginity over the past 34 years has skewed their views a tad.

·Anonymous Z-42 months ago, 13 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,138

@529,130 (M)
Take your scat fetish fantasies to Punychan, Matt.

·Anonymous Z-42 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,139

@529,129 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> Yeah why not

No reason. A lot of men like sexually frigid women, it makes them feel they don't need to perform at a high level. Me? I like a challenge. I was weighing up whether to let you accompany me on a date but I won't invite you now. You don't excite me. Good talk though.

·Anonymous G2 months ago, 7 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,160

@529,130 (M)
What the fuck syntax? What's your Obsession with anal and shit?
You're even grosser than fatfuck miller.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 months ago, 7 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,179

@529,139 (Z-4)
Why would i want to be within a five mile radius of you

+Anonymous Z-52 months ago, 2 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,194

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> Why would i want to be within a five mile radius of you

Because a mere 4.5 miles from me there is a new Italian restaurant which does the finest pasta you've ever tasted. There are also numerous bars, clubs, swimming pools, libraries, shopping centres and parks within a 5 mile radius. The transport system is cheap and efficient. There are many reasons you would want to be within a 5 mile radius of me.

+Anonymous Z-62 months ago, 14 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,195

@previous (Z-5)
What crappy city do you live in?

·Anonymous Z-52 months ago, 16 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,198

@previous (Z-6)
Why do you imagine it to be "crappy"?

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 months ago, 42 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,202

@529,194 (Z-5)
...this is also true of where I live and where I go to school and where I work and where my friends live? Where did you grow up that this sounds exceptional to you? All of that is just like the basics of a city and nothing that I would even consider because it is just assumed to be there.

·Dead !Pool..v42s2 months ago, 8 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,203

Bump

·Anonymous Z-52 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,205

@529,202 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> ...this is also true of where I live and where I go to school and where I work and where my friends live?

You're asking me about the place where you live? Strange woman.

In any case, you never asked for "exceptional" things. You asked why you would want to be within 5 miles of where I am. I outlined some of the amenities within that radius.

This is all academic though because as I said, I am not going to invite you on a date. You don't excite me.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 months ago, 20 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,210

@previous (Z-5)
I'm glad to hear this!

·Anonymous Z-52 months ago, 12 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,212

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
You wouldn't be glad to hear it if you knew what it means to excite me. I roar like a lion when I ejaculate inside someone. It has been variously described by many women (and 4 men) as "thrilling", "terrifying", and "very weird" to witness.

(Edited 12 seconds later.)


·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 months ago, 13 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,215

@previous (Z-5)
Sounds unpleasant !

·Anonymous Z-52 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,216

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
But feels marvellous.

·Dead !Pool..v42s2 months ago, 38 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,218

@529,212 (Z-5)
> (and 4 men)

·Syntax2 months ago, 3 days later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,555

Bump.

·Syntax2 months ago, 13 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,556

clones-rearview.jpg@previous (Syntax)

+Father Merrin !Uvm54ORbmo2 months ago, 6 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,558

In gay lol

·Syntax2 months ago, 16 hours later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,582

@previous (Father Merrin !Uvm54ORbmo)
Good for you.

·Syntax2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,584

clone girls shinning gif.gif@previous (Syntax)

·Dead !Pool..v42s2 months ago, 3 hours later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,601

Bump

·Anonymous G2 months ago, 2 days later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #529,796

Bump

·Anonymous G2 months ago, 1 week later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #530,847

Bump

·VIPPER1 month ago, 1 week later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,887

again

·Dead !Pool..v42s1 month ago, 20 hours later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,917

@529,601 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
> Bump

·Anonymous M1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #531,918

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·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 month ago, 2 days later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #532,041

bump

+Anonymous Z-81 month ago, 1 day later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #532,196

yep

·Dead !Pool..v42s1 month ago, 32 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #532,198

@531,917 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
> > Bump

·Anonymous M1 month ago, 4 days later, 6 months after the original post[T] [B] #532,471

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