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Topic: Does this post by Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson surprise you?

+The Rock9 months ago #47,516

brownies.jpgI've been cooking brownies this whole time.

(Edited 1 minute later.)


+Anonymous B9 months ago, 9 hours later[T] [B] #515,154

They don't even have walnuts and I bet they weren't even done from scratch. You could've done this in half an hour instead of over the course of many years, Dwayne.

·The Rock (OP) — 5 months ago, 4 months later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,173

meth-lab.jpgNow I'm cooking meth.

·Anonymous B5 months ago, 11 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,177

You should turn a better profit with meth than you ever did with those brownies anyway.

·The Rock (OP) — 4 months ago, 5 days later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #528,512

LSDlab.pngNew plan, now I'm cooking LSD.

·The Rock (OP) — 1 week ago, 4 months later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #537,559

qrh5ekawozljijgmf2qj.jpgNow, I'm just cooking grilled cheese.

+Anonymous C1 week ago, 1 hour later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #537,573

@previous (The Rock)

Grilled Cheese will not end you up as cell mate doing your rear end.

·The Rock (OP) — 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #537,577

@previous (C)
You got something you wanna say about the Rock's cooking?

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI1 week ago, 10 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #537,578

@previous (The Rock)
Yeah those brownies look pretty damn good.

·The Rock (OP) — 1 week ago, 30 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #537,579

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Thanks, I worked on them during my entire wrestling career.

·Anonymous B1 week ago, 57 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #537,580

@previous (The Rock)
How do you keep them from going rancid, Mr. Rock? Does brownie batter keep indefinitely?

+Anonymous E1 week ago, 1 hour later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #537,581

@previous (B)
He probably adds some of his babby batter.

·The Rock (OP) — 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #537,585

@537,580 (B)
I made several batches, which were cooking when I went into the ring. Which is why I always asked if people could smell what I was cooking. I wanted compliments on my brownies.

+Anonymous F1 week ago, 1 hour later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #537,586

Are your brownies rock solid?

·The Rock (OP) — 1 week ago, 6 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #537,592

@previous (F)
The first few batches were.

·Anonymous B1 week ago, 8 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #537,608

@537,581 (E)
I thought that was more like how people use buttermilk to add twang to biscuits?

@537,585 (The Rock)
They do look like quality brownies despite being plain. Grate job.

·The Rock (OP) — 1 week ago, 8 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #537,616

@previous (B)
I'm so happy you've come around. What you said earlier really hurt my feelings.
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