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Topic: ATTN: Bert

+Anonymous A1 week ago #46,925

Would you be opposed to me taking a life insurance policy out on you?

+Anonymous B1 week ago, 27 minutes later[T] [B] #509,353

Life insurance typically has an initial 2 year trial period where the person can't die. Do you really trust bert not to die within 2 years? I don't.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 week ago, 23 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #509,354

@previous (B)

It's a gamble, sure, but it could happen.

+Anonymous C1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #509,355

I am pretty sure I will live two more years..

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 week ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #509,362

@previous (C)
I'm willing to give your estate a cut once the insurance pays out.

+Anonymous D1 week ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #509,369

@previous (A)
how kind

·Anonymous B1 week ago, 37 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #509,374

@509,362 (A)
Make it no more than $20,000 dollars lmao

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 week ago, 36 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #509,377

@previous (B)
> $20,000
Woah... I dunno. I was thinking more along the lines of covering the funeral expenses.

It sounds fair to me and that way he's not a drain on his family when he passes. Maybe I could help them a little more. if they need some extra cash during that trying time I'd consider a reverse mortgage at up to 20% of their property's appraised value or up to $20k, whichever is less. If they don't own any real property it's probably not feasible to give them much beyond funeral expenses. :(
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