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Topic: Himequest

+vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy68 months ago #45,089

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You are Tinyhime, one of the top BBS mascots in the city.

Your service as a mascot is frequent, and the compensation is adequate.

You've found yourself in a room, with just a can of SPRITE and your LAPTOP COMPUTER, the browser set to the page you act as a mascot for.

There is a pair of SCISSORS on the floor, and POSTERS covering the wall.

What will you do?

y'all have done this before right? throw in a reply with a command and things will happen

edit: mirrored all of the pages here, for easy reading? why not

(Edited 2 days later by a moderator.)


+Anonymous B8 months ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #493,408

use scissors on laptop

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 18 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #493,411

00002.png@previous (B)
You take the scissors, and lunge in for the kill.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 26 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #493,412

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The deed is done. The LAPTOP takes fatal damage, and you accrue +10 EXP.

+Anonymous C8 months ago, 51 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #493,413

> one light bulb
Is this Matt's room?
Throw laptop at Christopher Eccleston poster

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 54 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,415

00004.png@previous (C)
You channel all of your anger at this smug looking british motherfucker, and lift your laptop.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 27 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,416

00005.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
As you get ready to toss the laptop, you look again, and his charm overtakes you.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 46 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,417

00006.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
You cannot do it, you cannot besmirch the poster of your favorite doctor. Matt Smith, definitely. David Tennant, probably. But not Eccleston.

+Anonymous D8 months ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,418

drink sprite and dont give a fuck

+Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 12 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,419

drink sprite, ofc

damn

(Edited 13 seconds later.)


+Anti !M6R0eWkIpk8 months ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,421

> >drink sprite

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,422

00007.png@493,418 (D)
@493,419 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
You take a seat against the wall and imbibe your soft drink, leaving the puddle from where it was... leaking? You think it was leaking. Maybe it just fell in a puddle from another soda. Who cares.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 26 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,423

00008.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
You certainly don't.

·Anonymous D8 months ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,425

@493,422 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
1. rip ghostbusters poster from wall
2. ???
3. profit

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk8 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,426

I put on my robe and wizards hat.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI8 months ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,429

yeah.png> this thread


Make a skinny 'lampshade' out of the ghostbusters poster and do shadow puppets on the wall.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 29 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,430

00009.png@493,425 (D)
Disillusioned from the ennui of lemon-lime soda, you attempt to take it out on your Ghostbusters poster, a gift from a deceased friend. Okay, not friend, more like jester. But an acquaintance nonetheless.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 38 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,431

00010.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
You jam it into your inventory and remember why you put it up to begin with.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 26 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,432

00011.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
You gaze into the hole.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 22 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,433

00012.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
And the hole gazes back into you.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 44 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,434

00013.png@493,429 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You immediately pull the poster back out and wrap it around the lightbulb.

·Anonymous D8 months ago, 36 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,435

@493,431 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
retrieve scissors, you may need them later. pray this isn't a glory hole or something. inb4 futa

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 7 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,436

00014.png@493,434 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
This is an absolutely flawless impression of a person sticking their hands in a light to cast some shadows. You are a true artist, and anyone you know would be astounded at your skills.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,437

00015.png@493,435 (D)
You stick the scissors in your inventory. Rubber grip, very useful for impaling machinery without risk of electrocution. Pulling out the scissors also dealt overkill damage to the laptop, netting you another 10 EXP.

·Anonymous D8 months ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,438

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
might as well rip off the eccleston poster to see what is behind it.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,439

00016.png@previous (D)
You stroke his beautiful jacket...

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 33 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,440

00017.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
...and shove it into your inventory, revealing the abomination the previous tenant left for you.

·Anonymous D8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,441

@493,439 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
now reach into the hole and see what you can find

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 57 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,442

00018.png@previous (D)
You stick your hand in the hole, and wonder if...

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 20 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,443

00019.png@493,441 (D)
You can just kind of reach over...

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 23 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,444

00020.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
And...

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 15 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,445

00021.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Whoops.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 48 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,446

00022.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Oh boy.


i have the follow up to this sketched out but its 3:30 am and my tablet pen is dying, and i am dying, so im gonna. sleep

·Anonymous D8 months ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,447

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
inb4 hand is stuck and needing to cut it off

guro

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 16 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,504

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You hear a loud whirring across the room.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 17 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,505

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And the drawer opens.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 18 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,506

00025.png@493,447 (D)
And your arm is now stuck.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 20 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,508

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You attempt to not give a fuck, but you cannot find your Sprite.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 32 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #493,510

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
eh ionno punch wall see if the other side notice or if the wall break

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,516

00027.png@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
You ready your fist...

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 18 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,517

00028.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
...and send it wall-ward.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 59 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,518

00029.gif@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Pulling your hand out seems to have no effect...

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,519

00030.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
So you try one last time...

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 15 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,520

00031.gif@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
And succeed.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 28 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,521

00032.gif@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
The leftover mass falls to the ground.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 25 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,522

00033.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Revealing you do, in fact, have fingers. Who knew.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI8 months ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,523

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Now you can actually use the scissors for more than stabbing! Try widening the hole.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 56 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,524

00034.png@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 54 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,525

00035.gif@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
You equip the SCISSORS. The grip is cold against your newly exposed fingers. These scissors are your only friends, right now. It's going to be a long night.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 23 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,526

00036.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
The poster of Christopher Eccleston is now alone in your inventory.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 20 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,527

00037.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
And the drywall is too strong to try and cut through.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI8 months ago, 59 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,528

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
I guess we're back to stabbing then. Try and level-up by grinding on that stubborn drywall. And while we're at it, let's dispose of that tasteless poster.

(Edited 8 minutes later.)


·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,529

00038.png@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You draw your blade, ready to strike.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,530

00039.gif@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
You miss the attack, hitting everything in the near vicinity.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,531

00040.gif@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
However, these casualties net you another 10 EXP.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 16 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,532

00041.gif@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
You have levelled up!

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 40 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,533

00042.gif@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
You have reached the rank of FUCKTARDED TROLL, up one from your previous rank. Your skills know no bounds. Truly, you are the most accurate of warriors.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,534

1464229597797972.pngthis thread

also since we want to get rid of the Christopher Eccleston poster, why not fold it into a paper helmet for +1 defense

also tkae off that keep calm poster as well

P.S. lol whats with the highest level

(Edited 1 minute later.)


·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,535

00043.png@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
that's not the highest rank. it scrolls up from there. the highest rank is actually "Respected Tripfag", since its just as unattainable a status as the highest rank

You fold the Eccleston poster into a TRICORNE. Or, just a PAPER HAT, since tricornes are very hard to fold. You expect a DEFENSE boost, but actually, you get a boost in CHARISMA, as his beautiful face graces your hat equip region.


> Edit: Forgot the laptop lmfao

(Edited 36 seconds later.)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 20 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,536

00044.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Wait.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,537

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
the poster gone missing?

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI8 months ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,551

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Well, I did say to dispose of it.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,578

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
i mean the keep calm one

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI8 months ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,581

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
So do I.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,582

00045.gif@493,537 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
It seems to be gone.

(Edited 4 hours later by a moderator.)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #493,583

ugh, my gif exporter is super finnicky. like that last image is supposed to be at 3 fps and that is definitely NOT 3 fps.

i'm using sai animation assistant since its the only thing i really know, besides photoshop, which is way too fuckin' bulky for just importing a png sequence. :/

any suggestions?

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 31 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,586

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Followup: Just gonna use Imagemagick because fuck it.

·Anonymous B8 months ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,589

@493,582 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
punch the place where it was

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI8 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,592

@493,583 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Better? GIMP is grate

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,596

00046.gif@493,589 (B)
You fling your fist wall-ward once more.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 17 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,597

00047.gif@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Your savagery is rewarded.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,598

@493,592 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
much better thank u

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo8 months ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,600

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
open left fist, it looks epic weird to have fingers only on right hand

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 46 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,602

00048.png@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
The asymmetry is killing you.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 52 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,603

00049.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
You tear at the fleshy mass covering your fingers.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 26 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,604

00050.gif@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
A strange light fills the room.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 21 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,605

00051.gif@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 8 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,606

mirrored all of the pages here, for easy reading? why not

edit: a mod should probably put this in the OP

(Edited 12 seconds later.)


·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI7 months ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,623

@493,605 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
see if the fleshy blob bounces

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo7 months ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,640

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
wait is that flesh blob the meat of her palm
are her hands now nothing but bones

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 35 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,641

iiam.gif@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo7 months ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,642

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
damn

Pull the power cable of the laptop off the wall and fling one end into the hole on the wall
see if it can hook on something or catch the attention of the faggot sitting on the other side

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,643

00052.png@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
You cannot see the faggot in the other room! You toss the cable through the hole, hoping to hit something anyways.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 24 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,644

00053.gif@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
You hear it hit the floor.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 23 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,645

00054.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
The person in the other room picks it up.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 22 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,646

00055.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
But we don't know who this person is! Who are they?

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo7 months ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,647

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Say hello thru the hole

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 20 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,649

00056.png@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
You greet the person whose appearance you're not quite sure of with a "Hello."
.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 21 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,650

00057.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
They wave back.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo7 months ago, 40 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,652

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
ask him if he know how to get out of the room

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI7 months ago, 24 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,653

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I'm guessing the door which is on the one wall we haven't seen yet. It was never stated that we are trapped in said room.

Also, hasn't this guy heard about the shortage of question marks.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo7 months ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,656

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
ouch. the lack of windows and door deceived me.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI7 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,658

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Sounds like an apartment in China.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo7 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,659

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
gotta escape before certain pedo came back

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,660

FloorPlan.png@493,652 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
@493,653 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Here's a rough floor plan of every room so far.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo7 months ago, 35 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,661

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
> no door
damn Im right, she's trapped
again, ask if the anonymous has any clue of how to get out of this china room

(Edited 9 seconds later.)


·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,662

00058.png@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
He points you towards the drawer in the corner of the room.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 19 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,663

00059.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 21 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,664

00060.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
You pull out the cloth in the drawer.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,665

00061.png@493,426 (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
You don your wizard robe. BLACK MAGIC fills your veins, the irresistable power pouring through your hands, and your mind filling with thoughts of creatures greater than man, greater than gods. You get a +1 boost to ARCANA.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 19 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,666

00062.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Oh, there's your Sprite.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo7 months ago, 10 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,667

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
use magic to refill sprite can with sprite

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,710

00063.png@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
You wield your MAGICAL POWER unsettlingly close to the can.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 51 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,711

00064.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Out of a mixture of respect and fear, the SPRITE refills itself.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI7 months ago, 53 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,712

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Praise Satan for this wonderful power of endless Sprite!

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo7 months ago, 15 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,713

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
don't forget to crave a reverse pentagram on the floor with the scissors

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,716

00065.gif@493,712 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You carve a pentagram in the ground.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 22 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,717

00066.gif@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 29 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,718

00067.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
The BUST OF A LESSER DAEMON lands on the ground.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 23 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,719

00068.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
You give it a solid fist bump as gratitude.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,720

@493,717 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
fun fact: this is panel 66. on panel 66, demons appeared

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo7 months ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,721

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
nice, ask him to punch that hole on the wall into a fucking huge hole

and before I forgot, let her stash the unlimited sprite can into inventory, and check if that drawer have anything else within.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)


·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 6 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,723

00069.png@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
You point to the wall and...

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 31 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,724

00070.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Oh, it's made of marble.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 15 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,725

00072.png@493,721 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
You stash the SPRITE into your inventory. You grab the GHOSTBUSTERS POSTER as well, since it was making lighting continuity kind of weird.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,726

00073.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
In the drawer is an ODDLY SHAPED OBJECT. It could be a croissant, or a bracelet? You're not sure.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI7 months ago, 34 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,727

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Try wearing it as a mustache.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo7 months ago, 13 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,728

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
so much this, and investigate that mysteriously gone "keep calm" poster

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 6 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,729

00074.gif@493,727 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
This is incredibly silly, and you're not sure how it fits into your campaign to escape this room, OR the investigation into the missing Everclear poster.

But it's hard to resist getting a little silly sometimes. Especially when you are absolutely positive no one is watching.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI7 months ago, 44 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,730

@493,728 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
We switched out the Eccleston hat for a keep calm hat. After all, drunk people sustain less damage in car accidents than the sober people they hit.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo7 months ago, 18 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,731

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

> We switched out the Eccleston hat for a keep calm hat.

Didnt see it mentioned

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI7 months ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,736

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Implied by Eccleston poster in inventory while wearing hat @493,725 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo7 months ago, 14 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,737

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
oh wow grate observation

cast teleportation spell to get out

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 13 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,738

@493,736 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
there's a bunch of continuity/art errors, esp w regards to lightning and the size of the hole in the wall, but that wasnt one of them :')

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI7 months ago, 29 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,739

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Quiet you! I'm trying to compensate for the fact that I failed to specify the keep calm poster when I said "And while we're at it, let's dispose of that tasteless poster." in @493,528 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
:/

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo7 months ago, 8 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,742

@493,738 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Alright then fuck poster
not sure what her magic can do, try casting some random spell on the dead laptop and see what happen

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI7 months ago, 5 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,744

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
You realize this has the potential to create Skynet, right?

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo7 months ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,745

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You realize that would be what I want

·The Robot7 months ago, 11 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,749

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Beep bop boop.

+Maddy is !grate/DTHM7 months ago, 49 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,750

@previous (The Robot)

Sup, Skycat?

·The Robot7 months ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,752

@previous (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)
Beep bop boop.

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM7 months ago, 28 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,755

@previous (The Robot)

You don't say? Crazy shit, bro.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 10 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,767

00075.gif@493,742 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
You ambiguously throw some magic towards the laptop.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 53 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,768

00076.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
The laptop screen is fixed, and is now covered in... other laptops. Okay.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo7 months ago, 16 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,769

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
weird shit
plug back in the power cable and switch it on

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI7 months ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,773

@493,768 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Log on to tinychan.org and read this thread, creating some sort of weird paradox in which you can give yourself control of the situation which will probably have disastrous and widespread ramifications for the entire timespace continuum, but fuck all that noise, nobody ever accomplished anything worthwhile by playing it safe, right? Right?????

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk7 months ago, 5 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,792

@493,768 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

Call tech support or cast magic missile at the wall with the glory hole.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 12 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,855

00077.png@493,773 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You log on to the site and...

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 43 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,856

00078.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo7 months ago, 4 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #493,858

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
I think it is

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo7 months ago, 23 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,919

@493,855 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
cast magic to the wall, turning it into a big chocolate bar
and eat my way to the other side of the room

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM7 months ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,923

@493,856 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

Before she can eat her way out, TH notices several nuggets hanging around outside.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,962

00079.png@493,919 (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
You get ready to perform your largest spell yet.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 23 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,963

00080.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
You focus your energy, deep within your soul.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 17 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,964

00081.gif@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
You feel it. You feel the cosmos.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 18 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,965

00082.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Absolutely nothing happened.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,967

00083.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
The anon in the other room gets bored and drops the laptop cable.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,968

00084.gif@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Really bored.

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk7 months ago, 54 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,970

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

Tell him about the wonders of autoerotic asphyxiation and then strangle him once he has the cable around his neck?

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,988

00085.gif@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
You give him the harshest scowl you can imagine.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 40 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,989

00086.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
You almost suggest he get the cable for autoerotic asphyxiation, but while doing so...

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 24 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,990

00087.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
He does it himself.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 19 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,991

00088.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
You yank on the cable.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 24 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,992

00089.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 17 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,993

00090.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 25 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,994

00091.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 15 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,995

00092.gif@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 18 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,996

00094.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 28 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,997

00093.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
The anon is dead, but whatever. The path is now open.

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM7 months ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,998

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

Climbs through hole, and looks around.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI7 months ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #493,999

@493,996 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Push buttons on that machine.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 19 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,001

00095.png@493,998 (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)
You are now in ANON'S ROOM. Within your sight, there is a SHELF, with the things on the shelf conveniently outside of the frame, a BOX OF TISSUES, various "USED" TISSUES, a September 1993 edition of PLUSH RUMP, a closed DRAWER, and a INTELLIGENT GEOGRAPHIC CAUSALITY INTERTWINER. (IGUAN for short, because fuck your acronyms.)

(Edited 16 seconds later.)


·Maddy is !grate/DTHM7 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,002

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

Open drawer, and look through Anon's personal belongings.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 30 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,005

00096.png@previous (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)
You look through the drawer, and it's beautiful... it's...

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 26 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,006

00097.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
It's not safe for work.

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM7 months ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,008

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

Becomes bored, carelessly tosses aside the dildo, and begins fiddling indiscriminately with IGUAN.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 24 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,009

00098.png@494,006 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Also in the drawer is a TINYHOMO™ bobblehead, and a print edition of HOMOQUEST, Act 1.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 27 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,010

00099.gif@494,008 (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)
You become bored, carelessly tossing the dildo aside.

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 40 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,011

00100.gif@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
It lands flawlessly on the shelf.


100 PANELS GET

·vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 32 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,012

00101.png@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
You stand before the I.G.U.A.N., wondering what secrets it may hold...

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM7 months ago, 23 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,013

@previous (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

Feverishly begins pressing button, pulling levers, and flipping switches.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI7 months ago, 56 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,017

@494,011 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
At some point, be sure to swipe that wallet. I don't think Anon will be needing it anymore.

·Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo7 months ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,034

wield the dildo as hip area gear

(Edited 35 seconds later.)


·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI7 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,039

@previous (Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
"Back off! I have a dildo and I know how to use it!"

·TRUE CHAMPION vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 10 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,079

00101.png@494,017 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You stash the wallet in your inventory.

·TRUE CHAMPION vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 30 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,080

00102.png@494,013 (Maddy is !grate/DTHM)

·TRUE CHAMPION vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 18 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,081

00103.gif@previous (TRUE CHAMPION vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

·TRUE CHAMPION vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 26 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,082

00104.png@previous (TRUE CHAMPION vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
The button is broken.

·TRUE CHAMPION vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,083

00105.gif@previous (TRUE CHAMPION vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
You gain 100 EXP for the kill.

·Maddy is !grate/DTHM7 months ago, 42 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,087

@previous (TRUE CHAMPION vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)

equip dildo, and begin looking for a way to advance further.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI7 months ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,088

@494,012 (vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
@494,079 (TRUE CHAMPION vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
FYI, your panel count is off by 1.
There goes the space/time continuum...

·TRUE CHAMPION vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 (OP) — 7 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #494,089

00071.png@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
yeah, it got off around ~70, when the demon bust came in. i was gonna do the hold on the marble face for an extra panel but i couldnt think of something to write so i just cut it

this is the mysterious missing panel 71

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI7 months ago, 1 week later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #495,011

@494,083 (TRUE CHAMPION vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6)
Surely this machine must do something, right? Lets go to askjeeves syntax and look up the model number.

(Edited 19 seconds later.)


+Anonymous I7 months ago, 6 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #495,018

Pour some Sprite into one of the pipes on the machine.

+Anonymous J7 months ago, 2 days later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #495,132

What happens next??
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