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Topic: Official AnT discussion and raid HQ.

+Nega !34Kas0OdzM6.3 years ago #4,172

Everything that isn't bulletins should be posted here, including shoops.
Thank you.

QFT:
Everyone: YOU DO NOT NEED ANY POSTS TO READ BULLETINS! Do not try to get wiseguy to go rogue, it won't "make Kimmo rage" and it won't do anything but make him waste five minutes undoing the damage. Don't post just because you want to see what a feature looks like. Don't try to troll AnT either: a post you made containing a hidden meme won't do anything but just contribute to the amount of posts Kimmo has.

~ltamake

(Edited 2 days later by a moderator.)


+Svet !jzYkdX7lIw6.3 years ago, 14 minutes later[T] [B] #54,703

@OP
I know you want to tidy up the bored but this is an anual event so you have to expect people to get a little rambunctious. Plus your OP contains little info, like links to worthy AT threads and such.

Edit.. And the first replys are totaly off topic which makes it hard to take seriously

(Edited 1 minute later.)


+Bucket !uJH0csYC4I6.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #54,705

Let's have utter deadness for the birthday, and utter cuntbots the next day.

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw6.3 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #54,713

I don't see why all the AT threads were locked and we were given this crappy thread to post in when even the OP went off topic.

+wilson !LsChioylfo6.3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #54,716


·Bucket !uJH0csYC4I6.3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #54,720

I got an idea, let's create some innocent looking topics, with links to websites that have dangerous programs on them. Kimmo will click on them to check them out, he checks out absolutely everything, and that will give him lots of poison pills. Even if he shitlists you, his computer will come under attack.

I copied a link from 4chan once, when I was a newfag on it, and the website I went to hijacked my computer and created countless popups and stuffed it up. I wish I knew what website that was. If you know of any other dangerous websites, list them.

http://www.smartcompany.com.au/information-technology/20090821-computer-security-firm-norton-reveals-100-most-dangerous-websites.html Don't visit any of these websites for any newfags here:

17ebook.co
aladel.net
bpwhamburgorchardpark.org
clicnews.com
dfwdiesel.net
divineenterprises.net
fantasticfilms.ru
gardensrestaurantandcatering.com
ginedis.com
gncr.org
hdvideoforums.org
hihanin.com
kingfamilyphotoalbum.com
likaraoke.com
mactep.org
magic4you.nu
marbling.pe.kr
nacjalneg.info
pronline.ru
purplehoodie.com
qsng.cn
seksburada.net
sportsmansclub.net
stock888.cn
tathli.com
teamclouds.com
texaswhitetailfever.com
wadefamilytree.org
xnescat.info
yt118.com

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw6.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #54,721

you can try it. Although I'm sure kimmo is protected up to his eyeballs and he's computer literate enough to deal with some adware. You might want to leave out the .cn ones as those are known to have keyloggers on

+The Editor !nKs3AbhqKc6.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #54,722

Aw man; our pleasant casual banter is gone. :<

+Romulus !!w?9u^?iOY6.3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #54,726

Here: http://atrape.co.cc this is not a replacement for IWAB, just thought it could be useful.

You may have to reload the site once or twice to see the other pages/info.

(Edited 45 seconds later.)


+Anonymous G6.3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #54,733

@54,720 (Bucket !uJH0csYC4I)
... please tell me you are fucking troll you dumb shit...

+Anonymous H6.3 years ago, 12 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #54,734

@54,721 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Doesn't kimmo use some obscure OS?

+Anonymous I6.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #54,739

@previous (H)
Didn't past useragent strings and comments from him suggest Opera running under Windows? Is there any info on what he runs currently?

·wilson !LsChioylfo6.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #54,741

@previous (I)


AFAIK Kimmo still uses Windows XP, and Opera.

+savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k6.3 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #55,160


+ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.3 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #55,165

@54,741 (wilson !LsChioylfo)
Yeah, and he favours CRT monitors over flat-screen ones. Lol.

+Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw6.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #55,196

@previous (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)
He said it was something to do with 'higher picture quality'.

Definitely not because he's poor and they're cheap.

·Anonymous I6.3 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #55,202

@previous (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
LOL That sounds like Kimmo being stuck in the late 90s again. Issues with things like picture quality, color depth, and refresh rate were a valid concern 10+ years ago as early LCDs sucked a lot of ass. It really isn't an issue now though.

+Anonymous M6.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #55,273

@previous (I)
http://www.allegro.cc/forums/thread/534995

Kimmo Alm:
I don't wanna switch to LCD/TFT/whatever. They ruin the colors. :'(

I tend to go as far as calling non-CRT computers "fake" computers.

What am I supposed to do?

kentl
Instead of studying how to spam people you should look into the difference between a monitor and a computer. ;) And on topic, why don't you just buy another CRT monitor?

Kimmo Alm
Because I'm not made out of money, and I have no plans to buy a new monitor in any foreseeable future.

Derezo
Well then that makes your question a lot easier to answer. Use the monitor you currently own.

KIMMO STATUS
[] Told
[] Sat down and given a stern tolding to
[] Put up for auction and successfully told
[] Make new threads but keep the old, one is silver and the others' told
[] Star Wars: Knights of the Told Republic
[] TOLDASAURUS REX
[] The Told and the Beautiful
[] Told to sit down and shut up
[] 24 carat told
[] Crystalline Facts Encrusted in a Splendid Case of 24 Karat Told
[] your're GONNA NEED A JACKET OUTSIDE BECAUSE IT IS PRETTY TOLD OUTSIDE
[] STONE TOLD STEVE AUSTIN
[] Only shooting stars break the told
[] Like King Midas, everything he touched turned to told
[] TOLDED UP INTO A LETTER AND MARKED WITH A TOLD STAMP AND SHIPPED TO THE TOLD REGION OF TOLDLAND
[] Told by Mr.Tolder of the told lands
[] Cash4Told.com
[] Paid at the Told Booth
[] Fear and Tolding in Las Vegas
[] No Country for Told Men
[] Baby it's told outside
[] The Told and the Furious
[] Going once.. going twice... TOLD.
[] Gary Toldman
[] Wolfgang Amadeus Toldzart
[] Austin Powers: ToldMember
[] STEAMTOLD
[] I'LL DRAG YOU TO THE OCTAGON AND PUT YOU IN A SLEEPER TOLD!
[] Nintentold
[] Told Spice | Deodorant, Antiperspirant & Other Man Fresheners
[] Tolding origami
[] Obligatory *-told* pun
[] Texas Told 'em
[] Battletolds
[] Toldeneye 007
[] Pokemon Told and Silver
[] The Legend of Eldorado : The Lost City of Told
[] Tolden Sun
[] Mario Golf: Toldstool Tour
[] Toldstone Creamery
[] Lead and Told: Gangs of the Wild West
[] Leo Toldstoy
[] Batman: The Brave and the Told
[] Told Fortress 2
[] This meme is getting told really fast
[] I'm out of told puns but just so you know you got told
[] I'm 12 years told and what is this?
[x] The Lord of the Tellings: The Fellowship of the Told

(Edited 32 seconds later.)


+Anonymous N6.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #55,350

@previous (M)
> What's the point in spending hours finding perfect colors to use on Web stuff on my wonderful display when it'll look like crap on the random lamer's screen?

What's the point in spending hours finding perfect colors to use on Web stuff ??
and mild autism detected,,

+Anonymous O6.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #55,424

We're leejun. Shit is getting old. But; Kimmo is the glue holding TC together.

(Edited 31 seconds later.)


·Miz' 6.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #55,523

@55,350 (N)

+phallus99 !2C04uEDIuE6.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #55,559

@55,273 (M)
War and Fucking: by Leo Toldstoy

·Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw6.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #55,592

Can we all agree to just boycott the place permanently?

> Important: Again down to 48 topics in the last 24 hours. Pathetic.

Ideally, this should be <10 topics per 24 hours. Aside from checking bulletins, there's no real reason to go on there any more.

·Anonymous F6.3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #55,597

First of all not everyone here frequents or even posts on AT (except you, clearly). Second of all the place is fucked anyways with very little real traffic, no boycott is needed.

·Anonymous M6.3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #55,603

@previous (F)
riiiight, 90% of the ppl here (hopefully) don't post there. it's the 10% like you who are fucking up everything.

·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #55,604

@55,592 (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
This.

Everyone: YOU DO NOT NEED ANY POSTS TO READ BULLETINS! Do not try to get wiseguy to go rogue, it won't "make Kimmo rage" and it won't do anything but make him waste five minutes undoing the damage. Don't post just because you want to see what a feature looks like. Don't try to troll AnT either: a post you made containing a hidden meme won't do anything but just contribute to the amount of posts Kimmo has.

·Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw6.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #55,605

@55,597 (F)
2 topics per hour means that SOMEONE is still using it.

+AC !tyLmN8C16E6.3 years ago, 51 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #55,615

@55,604 (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)
Sounds good, mate.

+Anonymous R6.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #55,746


+Anonymous S6.3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #55,747

PM to sysop (paraphrasing):
> >>If I ever met you in real life, Sysop... I'd buy you a few beers.
> >Don't ever send me PMs like this.
> Why?
Shitlisted. Password scrambled.

·TheAvatarOfBalance !34Kas0OdzM (OP) — 6.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #55,749

@55,592 (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)

> Can we all agree to just boycott the place permanently?
>
> > Important: Again down to 48 topics in the last 24 hours. Pathetic.
>
> Ideally, this should be <10 topics per 24 hours. Aside from checking bulletins, there's no real reason to go on there any more.

This.

+Anonymous T6.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #55,795

@55,747 (S)
1) scared to death to socialize IRL. meeting someone irl would require revealing his pathetic real self and would damage the internet tough guy persona he thinks he's developed.
2) if you can buy beer, your're over 6 years old.

·Anonymous S6.3 years ago, 9 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #55,946

@previous (T)
lold. Truth.

·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.3 years ago, 18 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #56,353

http://bulletins.iwantabro.com

We still need to get a few things working, but it's back.

+Kimmo Jong Il !Cpr7JRgPjc6.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #56,355

FUCK YEAH

Hopefully it'll be updated with the most recent bulletins soon.

·Anonymous R6.3 years ago, 15 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #56,598

WARNING: Crusader of the good and just - Kimmo Johan Alm - has earlier this day given these words to our reporters: "The cancer has spread too far and I've been unable to heal it. There is no hope left. Eat my shit."
As of now, the situation is still unclear because AnusTalk still seems to be online. We will report back when the situation changes!

·Kimmo Jong Il !Cpr7JRgPjc6.3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #56,602

@previous (R)
PedoTalk will just rise anew from the ashes like phoenix the bird.

+Anonymous V6.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #56,608

@56,598 (R)
someone shoop this with kimmo's face and a turd

·Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw6.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #56,615

@previous (V)
here you go

+Anonymous W6.3 years ago, 41 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #56,616

@56,608 (V)

+Anonymous X6.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #56,634

i wanna raid a sysop in the ass

·Anonymous I6.3 years ago, 1 day later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #57,169

Just in time for Valentines Day: It's Spread the Word Bear!

Well, I'm off to abuse some AnT features now.

+Anonymous Z-16.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #57,192

@previous (I)
> I don't know if there really IS something going on AGAIN in terms of connectivity, or what that would be, but I don't see any REAL problem, and neither does the DDoS protection company. STILL, some claim to have been unable to connect lately... IF this happens, run a "traceroute" ("tracert" in Windows) and send me the output. Shitop 10 hours ago

Start mailing him some fake results saying that you can't send him by the site due to connectivity issues.

+Anonymous Z-26.3 years ago, 16 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #57,318

@previous (Z-1)

No, you fucking moron. This is just going to give him hope that maybe that's the reason for the current deadness. I know this post is 16 hours old, but shit son, you've lost it.

+Anonymous Z-36.2 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #57,460

Dashboarding doesn't show up in 'folks' anymore, does it...

+Broseph !qmHo0d7mzo6.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #57,494

The best thing to do is just ignore him completely, don't go to the site, not even to check bulletins, and make it as dead as possible. Don't give him any false hope. If we're lucky, he might actually shut it down.

·Anonymous I6.2 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #57,525

> BOTS, BOTS AND MORE FUCKING BOTS. NO REAL FUCKING TRAFFIC --- JUST CANCER FUCKTARD BOT SHIT 24/7. TALK ABOUT WASTING MONEY FOR NOTHING.
/folks has consistently been at 200-300 for about a day now.
> In total, 526 users have so far spread the word to 720 new visitors. 229 spread the word to 246 in the last 24 hours.
He's wiped the 'spread the word' stats at least once or twice already.

LOL

@57,460 (Z-3)
I don't know. I think he blackholed all my bots that were dashboarding just before the birthday, so I have them doing other things for now.

·Anonymous I6.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #57,527

Also, this.

+Anonymous Z-56.2 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #57,532

got shitlisted fot botting, I must have some transparent proxies on my list. :\

·Anonymous I6.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #57,562

@57,460 (Z-3)
Seems to work...

·Anonymous I6.2 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #57,769

> Important: Virtually every single one of those "word spreadings" are bots. Virtually all the "folks" on-line too. It's just bots identifying themselves as humans, from all around the world, not using transparent proxies. Impossible to block. I constantly add new filters and spend a huge amount of time just banning bots in many different ways. They just keep coming all the time. Day and night. Nothing but cancer.

:D

(Edited 1 minute later.)


+wilson !LsChioylfo6.2 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #58,096

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)

bitch you best be trollan

·Anonymous I6.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #58,101

> Important: Coded together yet another absurdly complex and advanced layer of AI DDoS protection which will probably weed out all the new bots... and probably some of you idiots as well. The point is that much fewer humans should now get the error message saying your're a likely bot because your ISP sucks ass. I won't go into any details as that would help the fucking retard cunts who sit and spend time coming up with ways to ruin the best site on the Internet instead of supporting it. Eat shit, worthless fucktards.

Nope. Sorry Kimbro.
"another absurdly complex and advanced layer of AI" != You sitting around all day manually banning bots while jerking it to CP.
They're still getting though. Try again.

·Anonymous M6.2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #58,108

@previous (I)
> will probably weed out all the new bots...
> Folks on-line (697)

lolololol

·Anonymous I6.2 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #58,111

@previous (M)
Holy shit. That's more than I'm running right now. Looks like the bot cavalry has arrived.

·Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw6.2 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #58,280

@58,108 (M)
I lol'd

+digital.shine !BOlDVY5qa26.2 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #58,359

Way to hide iwab:
Save the html of 4chan's /b/.
Hide a link to the bulletins subdomain in one of the ads.
????
Profit!!!

+Anonymous Z-86.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #58,465

@previous (digital.shine !BOlDVY5qa2)
why hide iwab? it's funnier when he knows it's up

·Anonymous I6.2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #58,475

1. Rely on referrer strings to catch bots (because those can't be faked, right?)
2. Post bulletin telling everyone what you are doing.
3. ???
4. Rage some more when your brilliant plan fails.

le sigh

+Anonymous Z-96.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #58,479

@previous (I)
lol. less than 5 lines of PHP is now absurdly complex

+Anonymous Z-106.2 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #58,715

STOP BEING DEAD. START POSTING. START SPREADING THE WORD. STOP BEING DEAD. START POSTING. START SPREADING THE WORD. STOP BEING DEAD. START POSTING. START SPREADING THE WORD. STOP BEING DEAD. START POSTING. START SPREADING THE WORD. STOP BEING DEAD. START POSTING. START SPREADING THE WORD. STOP BEING DEAD. START POSTING. START SPREADING THE WORD. STOP BEING DEAD. START POSTING. START SPREADING THE WORD. STOP BEING DEAD. START POSTING. START SPREADING THE WORD. STOP BEING DEAD. START POSTING.

+Anonymous Z-116.2 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #58,821

Folks on-line (1,645)

·Anonymous I6.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #58,822

@previous (Z-11)
I got it up to around 2000, but he's fighting it now. It's dropping steadily. :(

...and they're all dead. That was fun.

(Edited 7 minutes later.)


·Anonymous Z-116.2 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #58,823

Still, that was fucking awesome.

"Folks with at least one reply: 9"

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw6.2 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #58,890

@58,822 (I)
wow nice work. I can imagin kimmo sitting there feeling like a battlefield general trying to repell your attack

·Anonymous I6.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #58,891

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
I'm guessing he's just sitting there shitlisting IPs manually again after his lockdown didn't stop it. With any luck, you'll have some fresh rage to read over as you kick back and sip some ale, Svet.

+Namefag !CQywTu1T9w6.2 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #58,894

@previous (I)
Damn man bring a couple pints of that stuff to the ice cream social!

I'll bring guiness and gin n tonic

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw6.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #58,934

@previous (Namefag !CQywTu1T9w)
Kimmo is receving a sustained attack today. Over 1700 online, when he finaly makes a bulletin he's going to rage about bots... Can't wait!

·Anonymous I6.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #58,970

> Important: The deadness fucking continues despite my many efforts the last few days to block fucktard cancer bots and allow humans to prove they're human.

I was hoping for much more rage.

@58,894 (Namefag !CQywTu1T9w)
Sounds good! I love gin and tonics!

+runner 6.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #59,015


·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw6.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #59,041

@previous (runner )
At least Tinychan doesn't have shit in its mouth

It's like a magic shitfall

(Edited 53 seconds later.)


+Balfomoar !v.HDBoners6.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #59,051

@59,015 (runner )
you never want to look away

·Anonymous M6.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #59,060

@59,015 (runner )

+Anonymous Z-156.2 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #59,217

I shall never stop posting on Anontalk. I post once every few months and I make a long and detailed post and pretend that I am writing for a professional magazine. I purposely sprinkle the post with typos and I never submit it again once it is rejected and if it is not, I report it from various other ID's.

I would prefer to stick to my "fun with phones" method of trolling but I have no current phone numbers.
In the meantime I suppose I will have to be content with scouring dating sites in search of Gunlog. I truly believe that she is out there looking for her second chance.

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw6.2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #59,222

@previous (Z-15)
If Gunlog was looking for her second love how on earth would she explain kimmo

·digital.shine !BOlDVY5qa26.2 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #59,460

Idea: What if I actually start contributing, make wiseguy, never leave Kimmo's side, then when Kimmo dies he will hand it off to me the most loyal wiseguy evur. Then I'll link the shit back to Tinychan.

·HERPᴰᴱᴿᴾ !BOlDVY5qa26.2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #59,464

@previous (digital.shine !BOlDVY5qa2)
Been there. Done that.

·digital.shine !BOlDVY5qa26.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #59,466

@previous (HERPᴰᴱᴿᴾ !BOlDVY5qa2)
oh shit nigger wtf are you doing with my tripcode put it down before you hurt yourself
and kimmos not dead yet

(Edited 7 minutes later.)


·meh 6.2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #59,467

@previous (digital.shine !BOlDVY5qa2)
> and kimmos not dead yet
meh, no doubt he will arise from the... whatever. It's old.

·Anonymous Z-156.2 years ago, 2 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #60,585

@59,222 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Maybe she wouldnt. Its ok either way. I am a very understanding person.

+Anonymous Z-166.2 years ago, 2 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #61,766

sage

·Namefag !CQywTu1T9w6.2 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #61,861

@previous (Z-16)
> saging a sticky

Sigh...

+Eelsykins 6.2 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #61,863

@previous (Namefag !CQywTu1T9w)
You really are not smart as you think you are.

·Anonymous Z-166.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #61,869

@61,861 (Namefag !CQywTu1T9w)
You really are not smart as you think you are.

+Anonymous Z-186.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #61,894

@61,861 (Namefag !CQywTu1T9w)
You really are much smarter than you think you are.

+Dachan-da 6.2 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #61,961

@54,705 (Bucket !uJH0csYC4I)
lol 11/10 bud

·Anonymous Z-16.2 years ago, 19 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #62,289

The boycott is no longer effective. It will not cause any more rage than this repetitive bulletins.

Now kimmo is in a serious lack of people to pre-moderate posts for him. It's time for a non-sense botflood filling his moderation queue everyday and messing even more with his sleeping pattern. We will damage his health with stress!

·Anonymous I6.2 years ago, 3 days later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #63,632

RAGE! We have RAGE! At long last, we have RAGE. :D

·Dat-Chan Da 6.2 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #63,729

@previous (I)
10/10 bud, lol.

·Anonymous I6.2 years ago, 1 day later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #64,120

> Important: > In total, 7 users have so far spread the word to 27 new visitors. 1 spread the word to 1 in the last 24 hours. Over 99% of them were bots or junk visitors who got tricked into visiting and didn't do anything at all.
*smirk* I thought you took care of the bots Kimmy?

> Even more than I thought. 27 humans (these aren't even ones who have actually posted)
Haven't poasted? D: Should we hold out hope for them, or are you just gonna rage-wipe the stats and shitlist them all again, Kimbo?

Nice feature abuse, everyone!

+Eels !outYoUYoU.6.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #64,214

@previous (I)
Hurrrr.

·Anonymous I6.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #64,250

@previous (Eels !outYoUYoU.)
Are you fond of transactional analysis, Eels?

(Edited 2 minutes later.)


·Anonymous M6.2 years ago, 28 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #64,254

@previous (I)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transactional_analysis

> [edit] Philosophy of TA
> * People are OK; thus each person has validity, importance, equality of respect.[2]
> * Everyone (with only few exceptions, such as the severely brain-damaged) has the capacity to think.[2]
> * People decide their story and destiny, and these decisions can be changed.[2]

stopped reading right there. hippie liberal douchebaggery detected.

·Eels !outYoUYoU.6.2 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #64,318

@64,250 (I)
@previous (M)
Oh god no. Just this institutionalized Kimmo hatred reminded me of that book. Not that I believe it or support it.

@previous (M)
That description is inaccurate anyway. It is a Freudian theory.

·Anonymous I6.2 years ago, 11 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #64,426

Well, he did wipe the STW stats again. :D

It also looks like he changed the time that a completed CAPTCHA "shields" an IP from 24 hours down to 4 hours. This is amusing, since Kimmy's DIY CAPTCHA solution is a pretty crappy line of defense already. Commonly available OCR (like, for example, tesseract) generally blows past it with a reasonably low error rate, and the command line interface makes it pretty easy to work into bot scripts.

·Anonymous M6.2 years ago, 51 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #64,470

@previous (I)
bwahahaha that's his captcha? my own handwriting's harder to read than that.

·savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k6.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #64,655

@64,426 (I)
Please help me implement that on IWAB.

·Anonymous M6.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #64,663

@previous (savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k)
put up a captcha that's just 4 letters written in times new roman.

·Anonymous I6.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #64,699

@64,655 (savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k)
The process is pretty much right there. Tesseract OCR is open source and has been compiled for most major OSes. I'm using ImageMagick's command line convert tool to get a monochromatic .tif file that the OCR will read, but there are a million other utilities for converting images. When you get to /notabot, Kimmy has it set up to read a .gif image from /generate_CAPTCHA/<some number>, and you can just pull the link out of the html, send a request, save it as a gif, and process it.

The POST data for the CAPTCHA form is just three fields and looks like: CAPTCHA_id=<CaptchaNumber>&CAPTCHA_input=<CaptchaText>&do_submit=I'm+a+human. Interestingly enough, you can grab older, unused captchas (by, say, manually pointing your browser to an older captcha number) and they will still work if you edit the number in the POST data and plug in the appropriate text. I'm guessing he's working on changing it soon if he's shortening the time now, so it's sort of a work in progress. If, in the future, he puts "hidden" fields in there filled with base64 encodings and retarded shit like ❤turnip=food... like he does for the new_topic and dashboarding pages, you can just pick those out of the html too.

I'm off to do IRL stuff right now, but I'd be happy to let you know what has and hasn't worked for me in my Kimmy botting adventures.

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw6.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #64,737

Reply 1 was mine as is reply 100

·AC !tyLmN8C16E6.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #64,765

@64,426 (I)
Nice!

·WaterMonster !wyRH8Hdp1c6.2 years ago, 1 day later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #65,229

@64,699 (I)
Okay. It's all coded into the crawler now, and works.

But a lot of the time Tesseract reads the CAPTCHA wrong. Is there a way to train or tell it to read it properly?


[savetheinternet@lazorhost ~]$ php scrape.php topics/1
Getting http://www.anontalk.se/topics/1...
Redirected to http://www.anontalk.se/shitlisted
Shitlisted!
Getting http://www.anontalk.se/notabot...
Redirected to http://www.anontalk.se/invalid_ID
Invalid ID. Visiting /topics/1 due to Kimmo bug...
Getting http://www.anontalk.se/topics/1...
Redirected to http://www.anontalk.se/shitlisted
Getting http://www.anontalk.se/notabot...
CAPTCHA: generate_CAPTCHA/17652
Getting http://www.anontalk.se/generate_CAPTCHA/17652...
Read: r<z7;
Detected incorrect CAPTCHA response. Trying again...

·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #65,240

@previous (WaterMonster !wyRH8Hdp1c)
How often does it give that error?

·WaterMonster !wyRH8Hdp1c6.2 years ago, 48 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #65,245

@previous (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)
I'd say around 60% of the time.

Kimmo just added some new bot check, and it fails every time with "Bot detected" now. I'll work on it in the morning.

·Anonymous I6.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #65,329

@65,229 (WaterMonster !wyRH8Hdp1c)
Yeah, it's not certainly not perfect. If the letters are only a few pixels high or run together, the OCR will shit itself. Even a 60% error rate is decent for non-trained OCR, and the rate of bots that will make it through assuming you can keep trying captchas for a while is pretty good; he gives a "BEEP! WRONG!..." message, it generates a new captcha for you, and you get to try again.

Contrast seems to be tricky. Getting a clear black on (near)white text sample is important. Straight conversion to monochrome tends to leave small text too blocky. Recently, I've been playing with different conversions (for example, using something like -level 25% -deptch 8 in place of -monochrome in my previous examples using convert) to see if a cleaner image will inch up the hit rate a little.

> Is there a way to train or tell it to read it properly?
It can be (see mftraining and cntraining) trained, but most of the training assumes you have fairly uniform, unrotated text. The same letter showing up in the same training file rotated two different ways causes the OCR all kinds of anguish. After playing with training gocr, I began playing around with tesseract and was pleased that it got as many hits as it did out-of-the-box. Playing around with "unrotating" characters didn't seem worth the time. I seriously want to sit down and write a simple OCR for the Latin characters that just does a quick best-guess based on counts of curves, lines, T-intersections, and X-intersections per box/blob/character.

He seems to have avoided using easily mistaken characters like 0, O, 1, l, and i in his captchas, so if you find a way to limit the character set the OCR is guessing from, this might be useful. Unfortunately, this means we won't see a captcha that reads PEDO or LOLI. :( Also, I have thousands of his captcha examples hanging around, if anyone wants to play with training something.

> Kimmo just added some new bot check, and it fails every time with "Bot detected" now.
This is worrisome. A few thoughts:
- Maybe try cleaning up the input to weed out punctuation, braces, etc. and limit it to four characters exactly. Cut the first 4 characters and s/[^A-Za-z0-9]/A/g (or something) before sending it to the POST string in case he is using this as an indicator of bot activity.
-I gave you outdated info before. I was pulling information from an older example without double-checking. His submit button is now "I'm not a machine!" rather than "I'm a human." This shouldn't cause a problem if you are pulling the fields out of the html. I don't even know if he checks the submit string, but it's worth considering.
-Make sure you are not changing your useragent string between loads on the same cookie, but you are probably well aware of that already.

I'll get a chance to play some more today, and I'll let you know if I find anything new.

> Invalid ID. Visiting /topics/1 due to Kimmo bug...
LOL I see you found that bug, and a way around it, too...

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous I6.2 years ago, 1 day later, 4 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #65,877

@65,245 (WaterMonster !wyRH8Hdp1c)
> Kimmo just added some new bot check, and it fails every time with "Bot detected" now.
Hmm... After playing around for a day or two, I'm still not getting the "Bot detected" message. :/ Varying CAPTCHA_input string length doesn't seem to be a problem, nor does the do_submit field seem to be important at all. It looks like he is just checking captcha number against a string. Are you keeping track of referrer pages (even for the POST) properly?

·Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw6.2 years ago, 6 days later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #67,929

What about a bot that auto-watches every topic & poll? Or one that slows the site down by constantly refreshing the 'Library' page?

·Authorized Clone !tyLmN8C16E6.2 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #67,962

@previous (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
I built a quick watchlist abuser ~8 months ago, but found he limits the number of topics you can watch. It’s useful, but not very effective.

·Anonymous I6.2 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #67,975

@67,929 (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
> What about a bot that auto-watches every topic & poll
Abusing the watchlist might be fun. If hundreds of bots do it at a time, it might help clog things up a bit.
If anyone wants to play, send POSTs to http://www.anontalk.se/watch_topic POSTDATA is topic_id=<topic#>&do_submit=1. Careful your referrers.

@previous (Authorized Clone !tyLmN8C16E)
Nice. Do you recall about what the limit was?

> constantly refreshing the 'Library' page?
The library page is large (~96k), but not much larger than polls (~65-70k) or topics (~40-50).

·Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw6.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #68,034

@previous (I)
@67,962 (Authorized Clone !tyLmN8C16E)
What I meant to say (but forgot) was about having it as part of a larger program, not just on it's own. Hopefully it will either 1) slow the board down to a crawl or 2) put yet another feature on lockdown for newbies.

·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #68,105

@previous (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
This is a bit like Ultimate Cuntbot. Basically search, shuffle, and topic raep.

·Anonymous Z-16.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #68,121

@previous (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)
Seriously!

1. Remake the PissBlaster9001 to flood kimmo's pre-moderation queue.
2. Kimmo realize that it is impossible to check every newbie post and will delete all the pre-moderation queue and ask his users to send their posts again.
3. Go back to step 1.
4. Now most of newbies posts will be deleted and they will have to send them several times because of the flood and them re-send them several times because they don't have the "quality" standarts required so they will stay with newbie IDs forever.

And now you just cutted any chance of AnT getting new users!

·Authorized Clone !tyLmN8C16E6.2 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #68,145

@67,975 (I)
I think it was 100.

·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.2 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #68,169

@previous (Authorized Clone !tyLmN8C16E)
Well, one could do a kraep-style approach and just do it on several IDs at once. That'll slow the board down and cause some rage.

·Anonymous I6.2 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #68,232

@68,145 (Authorized Clone !tyLmN8C16E)
Thank you.
@68,034 (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
You rock.

·Anonymous I6.2 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #68,233

@previous (I)
still derp

·Anonymous I6.2 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #68,278

@previous (I)
@68,232 (I)
LOL Sorry, disregard anything I said here or in the IRC. I was excited the bot code worked when I returned here (fucking drunk) last night, and I wanted to ask Link if I should just post it. A little, premature St. Patty's Day revelry was to blame. Anywho, the watchlist abuse seems to be working. :D

(Edited 1 minute later.)


·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #68,287

@68,121 (Z-1)
I don't think we have to worry about AnT getting new users TBH. Nobody wants to bother with topic and post pre-moderation when there are better boards like TC, MC, or even 4chan (anonymous posting wise).

+Anonymous Z-216.2 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #68,773

@previous (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)

> I don't think we have to worry about AnT getting new users TBH. Nobody wants to bother with topic and post pre-moderation when there are better boards like TC, MC, or even 4chan (anonymous posting wise).

Uh, yeah we do.

Trolls. We keep seeing this. All the time.

+Anonymous Z-226.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #68,878

@previous (Z-21)
this, we anons are a rather stupid bunch

·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #68,921

@68,773 (Z-21)
Yeah, we need to worry about the idiots who post on AnT just to get a less than humourous reaction out of Kimmo.

To those people posting on AnT: we don't want you here. If you won't just follow the advice in a topic that's fucking stickied, then just get the fuck out and go back to /b/. your're not being funny by trolling AnT ("LOL LOOK AT KIMMOS REACTION!!!1111!!!!!!11!!!!!!11eleven!!!"). All your're doing is giving him hope.

+Anonymous Z-236.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #68,960

@previous (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)

yup. It's worked for years. Don't post at all, and Kimmo will rage.

·Anonymous Z-226.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #68,967

@68,921 (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)
@previous (Z-23)
i doubt kimmo is the target anymore; perhaps they are using anontalk to troll us?

+Anonymous Z-246.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #68,998

Maybe it's not just idiots trying to troll. Maybe The Kimoo really has finally received an explosion of quality users and traffic, and will soon no doubt be flooded with huge donations.

Maybe... The Kimoo has won.

+Anonymous Z-256.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #69,021

@previous (Z-24)
Kimmo can never win, his personality will always ruin it all in the end.

·vocalon !!HZt2k-fA?6.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #69,028

@previous (Z-25)
But what if he HAS? HE GOT A DONATION. That's like a nuke to our army. It proves that he has at least one dedicated user. What if he gets more? WHAT IF HE CAN PAY FOR ADVERTISING? That'll only get him more users. What if he continues to get donations? He can pay for Facebook ads.
Fuck, Kimmo won.
At this point, there's no denying it.

(Edited 17 seconds later.)


+Anonymous Z-266.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #69,084

@previous (vocalon !!HZt2k-fA?)

full_blown_retarded.jpg

·Anonymous I6.2 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #69,338

Testing some code...

·Anonymous I6.2 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #69,403

http://bulletins.iwantabro.com/bulletin/854674

LOL Fucking proxy lists... Anyway, pre-moderation flooding seems to work. Yay!

·Dachan-da 6.2 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #69,415

Did you ever pick on anyone back in high school? I sure did, and ironically, now, I'm good friends with most of the people I used to pick on back in the day. I'm starting to feel this way about Kimmo, and I don't know if it because I'm getting soft, or if Kimmo's actually improving himself.

·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.2 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #69,429

@69,403 (I)
Mind PMing me your script? I wanna test it out for myself.

Also, nice job. :D

·Anonymous I6.2 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #69,446

@previous (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)
PM sent. It's all the code talked about in this thread, including the CAPTCHA breaking. (As it is, it needs curl, tesseract, and convert as external programs. You may want to cut entire blocks of code out if you run it/tweak it.)

·AC !tyLmN8C16E6.2 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #69,452

@previous (I)
Nice work! I didn’t want to fuck around with those CAPTCHA libraries. How difficult was the integration?

·Anonymous I6.2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #69,463

@previous (AC !tyLmN8C16E)
Get CAPTCHA gif->convert image->run ocr->feed OCR output text into POST string

The OCR runs at a decent success rate (Kimmy's CAPTCHA is pretty basic) with next to no tweaking. If you are running a good number of bots that just keep trying over and over, you can get a good amount through. I was playing with tweaking the character lists in Tesseract OCR for a while to up the hit rate, but it's relatively small gains for a lot of tweaking. It gave me a reason to play with some OCR programs though, so that was interesting.

+Anonymous Z-276.2 years ago, 2 days later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #70,408

Pictured: New hidden anti-bot fields on the CAPTCHA page. LOLWAT Kimmy? You put hidden fields in the CAPTCHA page to keep bots away??

Anon J dumped all his cookies the other day in a tragic baking accident, so Anon Z-29 will be taking over for him now.

·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #70,420

@previous (Z-27)
The funny thing is that those forms are useless. They do absolutely nothing to stop draep or any other scripts.

·Anonymous Z-276.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #70,453

@previous (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)
Yeah, the hidden fields were doing nothing to stop the bots from posting, so I wonder why Kimmy thought they would help at all. He finally seems to have remembered that the CAPTCHAs themselves are supposed to keep the bots away, and he decided to make a CAPTCHA that is unreadable even to humans. (There are supposed to be four characters in the one pictured here.)

(Edited 6 minutes later.)

·Anonymous Z-276.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #70,480

Ugh, okay. After a little tweaking, the CAPTCHAs still break. Some are just unreadable though. I'm a human who has spent tens of thousands of hours reading text, and it still takes me a few tries to pick letters out of that mess of pastel Kimmy vomit. So, I suppose the bots aren't doing half bad.

+Anonymous Z-286.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #70,507

@70,408 (Z-27)
> <!--- Fuck off, retard bots. --->
Unlike a certain board, the cuntbots aren't sentient, so nobody will appreciate his messages...

+Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c6.1 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #70,572

@previous (Z-28)

If only they could be made sentient. Imagine a relentless force constantly hounding him, ruining his shit, then telling him all about it while mocking his failures.

Oh wait, we do that on our own already.

·Anonymous M6.1 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #70,583

@70,480 (Z-27)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reinventing_the_wheel

Reinventing the square wheel is the practice of unnecessarily engineering artifacts that provide functionality already provided by existing standard artifacts (reinventing the wheel) and ending up with a worse result than the standard (a square wheel). This is an anti-pattern which occurs when the engineer is unaware or contemptuous of the standard solution or does not understand the problem or the standard solution sufficiently to avoid problems overcome by the standard. It is mostly an affliction of inexperienced engineers, or the second-system effect.

Many problems contain subtleties which were resolved long ago in mainstream engineering (such as the importance of a wheel's rim being smooth). Anyone starting from scratch, ignoring the prior art, will naturally face these problems afresh, and to produce a satisfactory result they will have to spend time developing solutions for them (most likely the same solutions that are already well known). However, when reinventing the wheel is undertaken as a subtask of a bigger engineering project, rather than as a project in its own right hoping to produce a better wheel, the engineer often does not anticipate spending much time on it. The result is that an underdeveloped, poorly performing version of the wheel is used, when using a standard wheel would have been quicker and easier, and would have given better results.

·Anonymous Z-276.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #70,613

@70,507 (Z-28)
> the cuntbots aren't sentient
They only know a deep longing to be near the perfection that is Kimmo Alm. I'm sure if they could be made sentient, the realization of that unrequited love would crush them. They must never be made aware of Kimmy's feelings.

·Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c6.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #70,614

@previous (Z-27)

Oh god, their gaining sentience would immedietly turn them EMO!

·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #70,655

@70,480 (Z-27)
Yeah, it's pretty cool that it's recognising the CAPTCHA at all. Proves how much of a PROFESSIONAL PROGRAMMER Kimmo is.

+Anonymous Z-306.1 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #70,855

> Important: > 1 hour, 3 hours and 4 hours ago

> There is no point in continuing to pay money for this.

And that's how the cookie crumbles.

·Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c6.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #70,871

@previous (Z-30)

An phoenix in t-minus 10...

9...

8...

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·AC !tyLmN8C16E6.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #70,901

@70,408 (Z-27)
10000/10, bud. I like your use of convert.

·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.1 years ago, 2 days later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #72,225

He's losing it.

·Anonymous Z-216.1 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #72,778

Hey STI, ltamake. Can we start getting bans for retards who admit to trying to troll us by giving him traffic? Or just retards who are trying to get wiseguy because "hurdur epin guys"? We were on the verge of some epic rage and possibly an phenix before some retards spiked his traffic up an absurd amount.

Here and at B.IWAB? At least at IWAB.

(Edited 28 seconds later.)


·Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c6.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #72,944

@previous (Z-21)

Meh, the people trying to troll us by 'giving him traffic' are just helping enhance his bi-polar internet self identity. Imagine flip flopping your emotions every couple hours from rage to mild excitement back to rage. That's gotta be putting a serious, almost physical, hurting on him.

·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #72,953

@72,778 (Z-21)
To be honest, I'm not all that worried about the retards who post just to "troll us". They'll eventually get banned for some stupid reason. The traffic spike always wears down after a day or two. I'm going to have a message placed on bulletins.iwab, though.

+Anonymous Z-316.1 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #73,102

@previous (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)
You seem obsessed with trying to control what others can and cant do on the internet. You come across as more aspie than even Kimmo.
I really wish you had followed through on quitting this scene --- I really think you need it. Your behaviour is worrisome, to say the least.

·Anonymous Z-276.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #73,103

@previous (Z-31)
herp.

A message on a website == worrisome controlling over what people do.

Eat a dick. Go back to "anon"talk and let Kimmo jerk off over your potentially bot-like IP, useragent, and header strings. <3

·Anonymous Z-316.1 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #73,105

@previous (Z-27)
derp.
threatening bans for people that choose to post on completely separate websites... you work it out, once you've worked your tongue out of Links sphincter.

·Anonymous Z-276.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #73,106

@previous (Z-31)
> threatening bans
Plz read the thread. Learn to count... and to read.

(Edited 7 minutes later.)


·Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c6.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #73,113

@73,105 (Z-31)

Itamake never threatened to ban anyone for doing that, that I know of. Other users suggested it, mostly because they were retarded. Everyone handles AT in their own way, Itamake just tries to coordinate everyone in some way so as to be more effective then a bunch of monkeys flinging rocks in Kimmo's general direction.

·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.1 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #73,118

@73,102 (Z-31)
I'm not trying to "control" anyone.

·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #73,119

Banned him just to prevent a derailment of this thread.

·AC !!_JL~n|lZ26.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #73,147

@previous (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)
o.O

·Anonymous Z-266.1 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #73,154

@73,119 (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)

That's a bit extreme don't you think, I prefer to hear everyones opinion even if it's a retard opinion.
You know you kind of proved his point by banning him. I personally think your're a cool guy and don't think your're behaviour is "worrisome" (Why would I worry about someones behaviour I don't even know? Unless they had access to some sort of weapon of mass destruction.) but your obsession with Kimmy does sometimes border on inappropriately incessant.
Just my 2 cents...
Sorry about drifting off-topic.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)


+Anonymous Z-326.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #73,176

@73,119 (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)
a huge ass thread (one of the biggest) talking about kimmo and AT in general with no actual topic set in stone and your option was to ban/ionize/order pizza so he can not "derail" it instead of just ... deleting the fucking off-topic posts.

·Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c6.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #73,180

@73,119 (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)

He seemed kinda retarded, but I gotta admit banning seemed a little extreme.

+Anonymous Z-336.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #73,248

@previous (Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c)
Its okay, I came back again. Link did kind of prove my point though.

·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #73,324

@previous (Z-33)
It's funny that you assume you know me well even though you don't know me in real life. Just because you may make assumptions that "my behaviour is worrysome" doesn't mean you know me, mate.

·Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c6.1 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #73,339

@previous (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)

I like to think your're a pig farmer from the phillipines who has a jovial sense of humour, a slight drinking problem, and a passion for guava fruit.

·Anonymous Z-326.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #73,532

@previous (Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c)

> I like to think your're a pig farmer from the phillipines who has no sense of humour, a slight drinking problem, and a passion for guava fruit.
FTFY

·Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c6.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #73,534

@previous (Z-32)

Ohhhh I'm sure Itamake has a sense of humour in there... somewhere... maybe behind his kidneys...

·Anonymous Z-336.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #73,617

@73,324 (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)
I never claimed to know you. Just that you are obsessed over certain people.

+Anonymous Z-346.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #73,631

@previous (Z-33)

It's his obsession with Kimmo is what brought the board back to life but I have the feeling it will also be the thing that destroys it...

+ヲワナメ !COOOOOLbus6.1 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #73,744

why so kimmo

·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #73,746

@73,631 (Z-34)
babbys_second_troll.jpg

·Anonymous Z-346.1 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #73,982

@previous (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)

We'll see. No doubt TC will have a dramamatic ending to end all endings. I shall be eating popcorn watching the lolz ensue, because at the end of the day that's what we're all here for. Isn't it?

·Anonymous Z-276.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #73,993

@previous (Z-34)
Yes, that's it exactly! You should convince Kimmo to troll us hard by killing AnT for good. :D

·Anonymous Z-266.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #74,001

@previous (Z-27)

Hypothetical situation: Kimmy throws himself off the balcony of his mothers shitty council flat. Which is quite possible given his mental state.
What then?

All this hate and anger, must be directed elsewhere.
DMs BBS?
TC?

And then what? At the end of the day we will all rip our heads off.

·Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c6.1 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #74,009

@previous (Z-26)

Most likely we'd all splinter off to different projects. Trolling different targets and such that have thus far been neglected, or just not as manned as they could be. We all share a commonish goal with Kimmo (or at least a common target) but that doesn't necessarily mean we'll share the same views on other subjects. It's one of those things that will fade into memory, we'll all drift further apart. In the end though we'll always have the memories, the rage, the shared objectives... and the ED page of course.

·Anonymous Z-266.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #74,019

@previous (Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c)

I disagree, I have no ill will towards Kimmy. I don't troll him because he's a paedo or because I hate him, I troll him because the lulz are too good to miss.

·Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c6.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #74,021

@previous (Z-26)

That's what I meant with the brackets on "common target". Some of us just mess with him for the lulz, some for a percieved higher moral reason, some just for unending revenge for spamming the chans. Regardless of why we do it, we all share the same target. But our differing reasons for attacking him are why we won't all go after the same target again afterwards, because we each have different reasons our idea of a good target will be different. Unless of course we find another spitting image of Kimmo, but by then most of us will probably be long bored with Kimmo 1.0 so 2.0 will seem bland by comparisson.

·Anonymous Z-266.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #74,031

> Unless of course we find another spitting image of Kimmo.

DM

·Anonymous Z-276.1 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #75,131

@74,001 (Z-26)
I tend to agree with Netrogo here. We would probably splinter off into different projects, but I don't think that would bring TC to some dramatic end all of a sudden.

Also, in other Kimmo news:
>49 folks on-line...
>61 folks on-line...
Apparently we can make Kimmy sad by turning off the bots for a while. This is mildly amusing.

(Edited 1 minute later.)


·Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c6.1 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #75,138

@previous (Z-27)

Oh yeah, I was never saying that it'd kill TC. I just think we'd see a few various subjects as "primary focuses" pop up. Probably see some bad blood over what we should go after, but I don't think it'd be anyworse then the crap we go through with the little BBS feuds we already have.

·vocalon !!HZt2k-fA?6.1 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #75,616

I will miss Kimmo if he becomes AnT hero.
DM's just not as fun as Kimmo.

·Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c6.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #75,694

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)

I wonder Kimmy's opinion of MLP is.

·vocalon !!HZt2k-fA?6.1 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #76,190

@previous (Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c)
I actually attempted to convince him to watch the first few episodes.
He said it was cute, but annoying.

·Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c6.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #76,388

@previous (vocalon !!HZt2k-fA?)

your're shitting me. He actually watched some? Do you have pics of the logs or something?

·vOcOlOn !0oDERPONYY6.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #76,492

@previous (Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c)
I'll dig it up.
...Once my blackholing is up.

·Anonymous Z-276.1 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #77,008

A toast to Kimmy's 200,000+ CAPTCHAs!

·Anonymous Z-76.1 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #78,071

Can someone tell me what the hell QFT means?

·Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c6.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #78,072

@previous (Z-7)

Quoted for truth.

·Anonymous Z-76.1 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #78,081

@previous (Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c)

Ah.
I thought it meant Quick FooTnote or something.

·Anonymous Z-216.1 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #78,276

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)

> I think we should post ponies on AnT.

I had a really weird dream yesterday morning. I dreamed that Kimmo got addicted to Pony and all of his bulletins became super positive, cutesy, and referenced the show. Like, to an insanity level. I remember specifically that one post was super positive but you could tell he was still angry, at the end he put "(I really wanted to yell and scream and cry at you guys buy Fluttershy told me I shouldn't!)"

It was a bizarre dream.

Then I woke up and realized I had overslept by 40 minutes.

·Anonymous Z-16.1 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #78,678

Okay, now we need to take the chance and keep his site a down a few days, This might make some of his users think that he closed his site for good now!

·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #78,680

@78,276 (Z-21)
I've had a few Kimmo dreams, mostly when I was lucid. I always found myself at Lina Sandells (I guess I got the imagery from that one video from the 4th Kimmo visit) and walking into his flat (which looks strangely like my old one). In one dream, I grabbed his computer and ran out only to find him chasing me into the city. It was weird.

+Anonymous Z-366.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #78,800

@previous (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)
Is there anywhere on the internet where those videos are still uploaded? I checked YouTube and was only able to find this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unV2O77EGNk

·savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k6.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #78,892

@78,680 (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)
I dreamt once that I was on vacation in Sweden, and went to his house to troll him or something. He kidnapped me and tied me up on his bed. Suddenly my computer was there and he started torturing me to tell him the CAPTCHA for my cuntbot...

·vocalon !0oDERPONYY6.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #78,974

I haven't dreamt of Kimmo... :|
It sounds like it'd be fun and creepy at the same time.
Kimmo on ponies? Sounds interesting.

+NameColt !BLUES7.oeQ6.1 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #79,153

@previous (vocalon !0oDERPONYY)
@78,892 (savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k)
@78,800 (Z-36)
@78,680 (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)
I dreamt that kimmo took some kids hostage in a pedo van, and I called the police, and he got shot lol\

also I support the pony motion EXTREMELY HARD

·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #79,160

@78,800 (Z-36)
I think that's the only one. Unless someone else went and did something epic like shot video of Kimmo himself, there is no other video. D;

@78,892 (savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k)
> he started torturing me to tell him the CAPTCHA for my cuntbot...
wat?

(Edited 30 seconds later.)


· 6.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #79,276

@77,008 (Z-27)
400,000+ now.

Strange he hasn't made any noise about that. I wonder if he's okay.

+Gay Ben 6.1 years ago, 1 day later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #79,948

I actually had a dream about Kimmo once.

He was actually a pretty cool guy. His house was a fucking mess though, clutter everywhere. Kinda like CWC's house. We hung out, went shopping, and talked about random shit.

Dunno why he was so calm in my dreams. I guess I just suck at dreaming.

+Anonymous Z-396.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #79,972

@previous (Gay Ben )

> having dreams about Kimmo

You better take a few weeks off and recuperate. your're getting a bit too into this.

·Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c6.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #79,977

I had a dream, not so much about AnT, but about the sites i hang out at online. It was kinda like megaman battle network, all the sites were represented by little megaman like characters, and there was this tournament going on. The AnT bot looked kinda like a cross between Gutsman and Pedobear. TC was just Tiny-hime all mecha looking though. Can't remember any others though, dream's hazy now. Only other thing I recall was the AnT bot beeping alot, the dream was like it was PG rated, so half of what the AnT bot said just came out sounding like morse code.

·Gay Ben 6.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #80,001

@79,972 (Z-39)
The dream was actually a few months ago.

·Anonymous Z-326.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #80,016

I had a dream too about Kimmo, the one where I was fucking him and enjoying it. think I made a thread about it in tc 2.0

·Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c6.1 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #80,022

@previous (Z-32)

Was he enjoying it too, or was this rape?

+NameWorth !q5cvt.Zu7c6.1 years ago, 15 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #80,392

Thread dangerously off topic, better be careful or ponies might infe post here, also nega why do you love anal sex with female pigs?

·Gay Ben 6.1 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #80,579

@79,972 (Z-39)
@80,001 (Gay Ben )
Nope, nevermind. Just had a fresh dream last night about AT, in which more bulletins were posted.

+Anonymous Z-416.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #80,584

@previous (Gay Ben )

I miss those bulletins! I imagine that when Kimmo does start posting them again, they'll be glorious.

·Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c6.1 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #80,595

@previous (Z-41)

There there, don't worry Z-43, the great and ragerful Kimmo will return. Then we shall all bask in his glorious fail filled bulletins together.

·NameWorth !q5cvt.Zu7c6.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #80,598

@previous (Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c)
I'd rather he break his neck and try to watch his site from the hospital

OR THE GRAVE!

·Anonymous Z-216.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #80,600

Until then can we get some roundtable pictures? Preferably the most recent? I always love those

·Anonymous Z-416.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #80,606

@previous (Z-21)

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/7220/62904632.jpg
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9237/rt2f.png
http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/412/rt5.png
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/3060/rt4p.png
http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/412/rt5.png
http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/8877/rt6v.jpg
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/6128/rt7.png
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8315/rt8.png
http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/2138/rt9.png
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/7208/rt10.png
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/8096/rt11.png
http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/6730/rt12.png
http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/7173/rt13.png
http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/6447/rt14.png
http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/8391/rt15.png
http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/3796/rt16.png
http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/568/rt17.png
http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/9227/rt18.png
http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/2479/rt19.png

There you go. 19 huge screens of round table posts, courtesy of Homestar

+Anonymous Z-426.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #80,647

@previous (Z-41)
They are awesome to read!

·Anonymous Z-416.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #80,656

@previous (Z-42)

Yeah, I read every single one yesterday.

·savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k6.1 years ago, 13 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #80,920

@80,606 (Z-41)
and http://bulletins.iwantabro.com/cf.php?p=round_table.htm

·Anonymous Z-416.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #81,038

@previous (savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k)


lol I forgot you were a wiseguy. Thanks for accepting all of my shitpost during those raids :p

+Anonymous Z-436.1 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #81,188

Sysop Important: I really don't believe my eyes. I lay low for over a week and it's stayed at an even shittier level than before:

> 35 topics (~1.5/h) by 20 participants
> 132 votes
> 0 spread the word to 0 in the last 24 hours

Hours between topics. Hardly any readers/participants. Nothing but 100% worthless cancer bot traffic. I've said it probably thousands of times without any of you lifting a finger to improve the situation and I got sick of trying. Did you take the chance to prove me wrong? No. Of course not. your're worthless parasites.

Let me ask you a serious question: are you retarded? Do you not grasp what the hell your're doing by killing the best site on the Internet with your fucking indifference? You've doomed the Internet. What is left is just utter garbage. Eat my shit, you fucking ungrateful pieces of shit. It's not difficult to write a topic once in a while, yet only 20 of you IN TOTAL participated with topics in the last 24 hours. And how many of those aren't even real? You are a bunch of rude parasites who just don't fucking get it. YOU may be OK with the worthless activity --- I'M not. You didn't spend countless hours working on it, and wasted all your money just keeping it alive because almost nobody fucking donated a cent for all this time. You don't need it to make money. You don't give a shit about finally getting your horribly abused and plagiarized original invention/service recognized for what it actually is and could be without all this fucking retarded bullshit. You didn't get your domain stolen by thieves and DDoSed, attacked and harassed 24/7 by the cancer of the Internet (which gets to roam freely and ruin everything year after year since you are all spineless, insecure fucking wimps who don't have the guts to stand up against them) for years for giving the world the best fucking site ever created in the history of mankind.

Permanent shutdown imminent.

·Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c6.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #81,190

So we finally get proof he's not dead, and simultaneously find out (shockingly) that he's still delusional as all fuck.

·Anonymous Z-216.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #81,195

@80,606 (Z-41)
Oh god so much reading thank you so much

Also awesome new bulletin

·Anonymous Z-416.1 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #81,211

The bulletin is amazing

·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #81,212

@81,188 (Z-43)
Win.

·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #81,215

Updated bulletins.iwab with the new bulletin. :D

http://bulletins.iwantabro.com/bulletin/854995

+Dr_Doktor !mfhy.5FdLw6.1 years ago, 11 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #81,404

Mere words alone can't describe the win in the new bulletin *cries manly tears of happiness*

·savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k6.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #81,521


·Anonymous Z-426.1 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #81,544

@previous (savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k)
LOL!

·Anonymous Z-416.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #81,689

@81,521 (savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k)

Kimmo doesn't know

+Anonymous Z-456.1 years ago, 16 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #82,111

@54,733 (G)
lol

·NameWorth !q5cvt.Zu7c6.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #82,131

@previous (Z-45)
You take it from behind I see!

·Anonymous Z-456.1 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #82,142

@previous (NameWorth !q5cvt.Zu7c)
yes, but only if the mentioned "it" is a pineapple.

·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.1 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #82,397

https://twitter.com/th3j35t3r/status/59022989508878336

·Anonymous Z-216.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #82,649

@previous (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)
Forgive my newfaggery but wha?

·Anonymous Z-416.1 years ago, 15 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #82,952

@previous (Z-21)

I'm an oldfag and I don't understand.

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw6.1 years ago, 3 days later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #84,692

http://www.anontalk.se/topic/74919

keeping an eye on this
Sorry for the direct link but IWAB doesnt have it yet

(Edited 1 minute later.)


+Anonymous Z-466.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #84,821

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.1 years ago, 1 day later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #85,567

Trying out a new type of cuntbot on AnT. I'll post details later.

·Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c6.1 years ago, 55 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #85,616

@previous (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)

Ooooooh, shivers and such abound.

·vocalon !0oDERPONYY6.1 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #85,627

@85,567 (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)
Bracing for epic.

·Anonymous Z-466.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #85,632

@85,567 (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)
Give it to him, bud. No reach around ---just ram it up in there.

·Anonymous Z-276.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #85,712

@85,567 (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)
So... I'm curious. How'd it go? Svet seems to want something we can all run. I would love to have a bunch of people clogging up AnT on a daily basis. What's the story, Capt'n?

·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.1 years ago, 19 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,203

Temporary database error. Most likely too much load/too many connections, which is probably (but not necessarily) due to an attack, which is successful thanks to your consistent refusal to donate.

The AnTeATer, our firewall, is doing its best to blackhole the abusive IP addresses until the board can be used normally again. This could take a while, so please be patient.


:)

·vocalon !0oDERPONYY6.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,204

@previous (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)
You must release the new cuntbot!

·vocalon !0oDERPONYY6.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,235

The IP address you are currently using is "shitlisted" at the moment.
This may or may not be your fault. You are seeing this minimal page because the
site is also under heavy attack at the moment; try reloading this page later for
a full-fledged version, and the ability to shield yourself against this.

·Anonymous Z-416.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,237

@previous (vocalon !0oDERPONYY)

I'm getting the database error. How many people are firing this? I assume all of #bulletins?

·vocalon !0oDERPONYY6.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,238

@previous (Z-41)
I think only ltamake is firing. :0

·savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k6.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,240

My new cuntbot is working.

·vocalon !0oDERPONYY6.1 years ago, 45 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,241

@previous (savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k)
How many instances?

·savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k6.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,242

@previous (vocalon !0oDERPONYY)
One. My cuntbot is in C++ and multi-threaded.

·vocalon !0oDERPONYY6.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,244

@previous (savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k)
Sweet.
Will we get access to one?

·Anonymous Z-416.1 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,246

@86,242 (savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k)

When you feel like releasing it let us know and I'll drop by #bulletins. Maybe Kimmo will post my IP address again.

·Anonymous Z-276.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,250

@86,242 (savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k)
Nice! /folks is looking pretty healthy now. This should get us some nice rage after Kimmo has to stay up hunting bots.

·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,258

@86,237 (Z-41)
Me and STI.

·Anonymous Z-416.1 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,312

Kimmo hasn't mentioned it yet.

+Anonymous Z-476.1 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,467

My theroy:

I was making VERY long posts that were over 120,000 characters long using imacros and making them intentionally be logged on the /failed_postings

When someone loaded /failed_postings, it pulled summaries of all these tl;dr posts. This page took 30 seconds to load. Some requests took 120 seconds.

Also, since faggot kimmo forces users to preview and spell check, all the words in my posts were also being spell checked one by one slowing the server down more. Then when I submitted it, it also has to check against all those fucking wordfilters he has set up.

In an hour of doing these posts, I was blackhol'd and shitlisted, which is a joke that anyone can bypass with a capcha.

(Edited 1 minute later.)


·vocalon !0oDERPONYY6.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,468

@previous (Z-47)
Genius.

·Anonymous Z-216.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,469

@86,250 (Z-27)
Oh man oh god this picture is so good I can't even stand it.

·vocalon !0oDERPONYY6.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,470

Sent a PM to Kimmo:

I have an idea - there's a new TV show on the air and YouTube - It's called "My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic".
It's very good and it's bound to put you in a better mood, even if it's just for a little while.
Please watch, you can find it here: http://www.youtube.com/pensivepony/
Even if you don't like it at first, watch some more.

·Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c6.1 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,472

@previous (vocalon !0oDERPONYY)

I assume you'll let us know what his response is of course?

although inb4 shitlist.

·vocalon !0oDERPONYY6.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,473

@previous (Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c)
Probably shitlist.
Haven't gotten a reply from him yet.
I kind of hope he's watching.
> EDIT: 2 PMs in my inbox
> both notifying me of accepted replies

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·vocalon !0oDERPONYY6.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,482

@previous (vocalon !0oDERPONYY)
Still no PM, so either he's ignoring me, or he's watching.

·vocalon !0oDERPONYY6.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,485

@previous (vocalon !0oDERPONYY)
Shitlisted and password scrambled.

·Anonymous Z-216.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,487

@previous (vocalon !0oDERPONYY)

> Shitlisted and password scrambled.

That happened to me when all I did was post a reply stating that the board was dying so looking into custom themes is pointless.

I mean, shitlist sure, but how am I supposed to be on top of bulletins with a scrambled password? I can't even ban evade properly. Thanks, AT&T.

·vocalon !0oDERPONYY6.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,488

@previous (Z-21)
> Clear cookies
> acquire shitlisted page
> hit the not a bot link
> fillin captcha
> acquire invalid ID
> return to shitlisted page
> repeat
> EVASION!

·Anonymous Z-276.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,489

@86,487 (Z-21)
> all I did was post a reply stating that the board was dying so looking into custom themes is pointless.
LOL All he has is the board and writing pointless cosmetic improvements for the board. With one concise and reasonable statement, you just challenged his whole reason for being and ripped a hole in his little universe. Good job, but I'm not surprised he got angry.

@previous (vocalon !0oDERPONYY)
Also, this.

(Edited 49 seconds later.)


·Anonymous Z-416.1 years ago, 17 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,638

evading bans on AnT is a joke.

+Frank Usrs 6.1 years ago, 57 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,649

AnT just went down. I've been flooding the moderation queue today and some guy called Michael just started posting huge topics before it went down. Is this perhaps the emergency break, or did Kimmo take down his site intentionally?

+Anonymous Z-496.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,652

@previous (Frank Usrs )
no. the emergency brake actually shows a page explaining it.

·Anonymous Z-496.1 years ago, 51 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,654

here's what would happen if the brake was pulled
http://www.tinychan.org/topic/5713

·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,656

@86,649 (Frank Usrs )
Doesn't resolve, so he could have taken the site down.

·Frank Usrs 6.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,665

@86,654 (Z-49)
Ah.

@previous (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)
Or maybe Black Lotus kicked him off.

·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,670

@previous (Frank Usrs )
Not sure. I guess I can attempt to find out.

·Anonymous Z-496.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,681

kimmoa.se is predictably down too

·Anonymous Z-276.1 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,859

> Thread started 8th of February, 2011 by Nega

I'm pretty sure everyone who posted in this thread should count themselves among those who contributed. Since this thread was started, the traffic, bot or otherwise, has been crazy. I'll be watching news reports for suicide by cop in Stockholm, but prepare for an phoenix.

You all rock.

·Meals 6.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,868

@previous (Z-27)
It'll be up by the end of the week at the lastest

·Anonymous Z-256.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,888

@86,656 (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)
> Doesn't resolve, so he could have taken the site down.

@previous (Meals )
> It'll be up by the end of the week at the lastest

It's Easter, Gunlog's taken Kimmo to visit relatives again.
AT is shut down until Kimmo returns home.
AT will be back up in 3 to 5 days.

·Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c6.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,893

@previous (Z-25)

Whois would still show the site as being with Black Lotus if it was just down to keep it from being touched.

·Anonymous Z-416.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,907

@previous (Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c)

So did Kimmo ragequit or get booted?

·Dr_Doktor !mfhy.5FdLw6.1 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,909

@previous (Z-41)

Most likely booted

·Anonymous Z-416.1 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,920

@previous (Dr_Doktor !mfhy.5FdLw)

This should be interesting, then.

·Anonymous Z-496.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,993

I guess this means back to PRQ

·vocalon !0oDERPONYY6.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,995

@previous (Z-49)
Nah.

·Anonymous Z-416.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #86,996

@86,993 (Z-49)

Kimmo hates PRQ. On the round table he called them "grossly incompetent fucktards" or something like that.

·Anonymous Z-256.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #87,069

@previous (Z-41)
> Kimmo hates PRQ. On the round table he called them "grossly incompetent fucktards" or something like that.

Kimmo hates EVERYBODY, YOU STUPID FUCKTARD!

·Anonymous Z-416.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #87,073

Also I doubt Kimmy would go back to PRQ since they still host an illegal clone.

·Anonymous Z-496.1 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #87,099

@previous (Z-41)
If I recall, he did go back to them for a short while before blacklotus. It's that or no Ant at all, and I think we all know what he'll choose.

·Anonymous Z-416.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #87,105

@previous (Z-49)

He ragequit because ATBBS.org was on PRQ, then Kimmo phoenixed the first time, still with PRQ, paying twice as much. Then AnT got hit with that 3 week DoS that PRQ didn't do a damn thing about so Kimmy moved to BLCC. Sometime after that sim decided to start hosting Minichan on PRQ, where it is still hosted to this day. I bet Kimmo, with all of his USI, sent a "remove the illegal clone or I won't give you my business" ultimatum to PRQ.

Pic related, it's PRQ's response to an ultimatum from Kimmo.

·Anonymous Z-326.1 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #87,468

why aren't we doing the same thing with black lotus?
buy some hosting
kimmo ragequits

We could set up some donation page to help out with funding the hosting ...

·Anonymous Z-276.1 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #87,475

@previous (Z-32)
> why aren't we doing the same thing with black lotus?
> buy some hosting
> kimmo ragequits

Wasn't that tried with the .us domain?

·Anonymous Z-416.1 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #87,564

@previous (Z-27)

Yes it was, and it caused Kimmo to close down AnT for a while.

+wtf? 6.1 years ago, 12 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #87,894

Ya all still do not get it. The IP that ends up at or DID End up at 208.64.126 is/was a $299/mo road block to the real Server SP elsewhere.

Someone really needs to look up what/why Blacklotus is in business. It can for a GREAT DEAL More money also work as a very expensive Host. That is not what Kimmo signed up for.

So when you all look at that IP its much like a proxy IP. Somewhat of a brick wall and if you just go and look you will see what that brick wall does for a living.

IF Kimmo could afford Blacklotus as a host, they would not accept his content, no matter what they charge. Sorry for bad English.

Of course they accepted his content but only to pass it through with special filters and traps - on to his SP - Server.

·Anonymous Z-276.1 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #87,903

@previous (wtf? )
Yes he used BL for DDoS protection. That wasn't a mystery. I don't know if anyone ever confirmed what plan he went with, but you are probably correct in assuming it was their cheapest plan.

Wasn't he on peer1 or something for the hosting?

·wtf? 6.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #87,934

@previous (Z-27)
Low cost basic plan is $299/mo he may have paid more...I do know they researched in depth what and why the DOS issues and developed a data base for the filters. Good company great reputation. There were cheep alternatives in Europe, so he must have been ultra pissed about the attacks. That is a huge amount of money per month for so few users of that shit hole of a bbs. I would like to believe its kaput, but he has as everyone knows, been down before and before. The one person who knows if he can return, will talk to me about a lot of stuff but not "that one" Damn fine Big Kahuna and dats all I think I can get away with saying here.

What would piss me off is a mass of phone calls to the Big Kahuna. That kind of stuff backfires and is almost always negative for results.

Last word on this 4 2nite re Makers Mark just kicked in - I B super busy getting stuff up for Wedding in England on top of my regular stuff re LEO's

So just imagine how my phone call to a big Kahuna flew today when they were over the top with Sony pulling plug on huge banks of servers connected to Big Kahuna - the way Sony pulled the plug caused mass of alarms all over the Network world of WWW - My phone call was badddd timing yet I still ended up with some attention re questions- not many answers lol but a tad hint and only a hint

·Anonymous Z-326.1 years ago, 53 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #87,939

I honestly don't understand what your're saying.

·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM6.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #87,961

@87,903 (Z-27)
He definitely hosted with BL because as I said in the other topic, we got BL to null-route AnonTalk.

·wtf? 6.1 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #88,087

@previous (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)
C other topic reply and while at it consider my offer again to place an ad here or otherwise me thinks r04r would be ready to take my money.

Would still donate here of course but seems to me ad would cost more then a simple donation ...but hey its only money.

+Anonymous Z-516.1 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #88,112

@previous (wtf? )
What's the ad for?

·Anonymous Z-156.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #88,293

@previous (Z-51)
over 20 lbs of pussy and ass

·Anonymous Z-416.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #88,294

300 GET

·wtf? 6.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #88,433

@88,112 (Z-51)
Statement of Facts not in dispute by Sysops.

·Anonymous Z-516.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #88,441

@previous (wtf? )
what.

·wtf? 6.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #88,687

@previous (Z-51)
Ad would say

"TC is" (Insert two letters) "Free"

How many people who in the past have used TC Chan and now are Permabanned? Does not take a rocket scientist albeit on occasions I play one for clients.

·Anonymous Z-276.1 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #88,719

@previous (wtf? )
> Does not take a rocket scientist
It actually takes a rocket surgeon.

·wtf? 6.1 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #88,724

@previous (Z-27)
Net/Search what a tool.

It actually takes a Rocket Sturgeon

How about http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/world/russia/r39.htm

·Anonymous Z-276.1 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #88,728

@previous (wtf? )

·wtf? 6.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #88,730

@previous (Z-27)

·Anonymous Z-416.1 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #88,733

@88,728 (Z-27)

Okay I lol'd hard at the rocket sturgeon

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