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Topic: I want to fuck my sister. How do I convince her to have sex with me?

Anonymous A started this discussion 5.8 years ago #1,651

My sister is extremely hot. I want to fuck her so much it hurts. How do I convince her to let me fuck her pussy?

She's nine years older than me.

(Edited 5 minutes later.)


Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5.8 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #20,815

kill self

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5.8 years ago, 33 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #20,816

Slice your dick open, insert 4-10 globs of spicy mustard, massage accordingly.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #20,817

@previous (C)
I don't think that would work... My sister and I are both adults, so why the hostility?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5.8 years ago, 35 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #20,818

Large doses of benzodiazepines work well.

Anonymous C replied with this 5.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #20,819

@20,817 (A)
Why wouldn't it work? Its an extremely well known method for courting beautiful women. If you are feeling uncomfortable about it, just use regular mustard and everything should work out well.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #20,821

Roofies.

Murray !XONm83jaIU joined in and replied with this 5.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #20,981

pose as your cute best friend and seduce her in a seedy bar with low lighting and cheap liquor

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5.8 years ago, 58 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #20,985

Don't worry, there's a cheatcode for this:

Up, down, up, down, circle, square, circle, square, right.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 5.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #21,027

Hey sis, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

/raep

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 5.8 years ago, 3 days later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #22,523

@20,981 (Murray !XONm83jaIU)

> pose as your cute best friend

I have no friends.

Leo Vegas !HolLLDFVfw joined in and replied with this 5.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #22,525

@OP
Just tell her the truth: Hey sis, would you check my prostate and then after I will check yours...with my cock. That should do it, something nice, simple, and subtle.

(Edited 11 seconds later.)


Anonymous I replied with this 5.8 years ago, 23 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #22,527

@previous (Leo Vegas !HolLLDFVfw)

> Just tell her the truth: Hey sis, would you check my prostate and then after I will check yours...with my cock.

Girls don't have prostates.

Leo Vegas !HolLLDFVfw replied with this 5.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #22,529

@previous (I)
I am working under the assumption that his sister is not a fucking doctor.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 5.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #22,530

THROUGH SHEER WILLPOWER!

Anonymous I replied with this 5.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #22,531

@22,529 (Leo Vegas !HolLLDFVfw)

> I am working under the assumption that his sister is not a fucking doctor.

your're acting under the assumption that she's retarded.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 5.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #22,534

@previous (I)

which she is if she fucks her brother

Leo Vegas !HolLLDFVfw replied with this 5.8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #22,543

@22,531 (I)
If she was retarded then we wouldn't be having this conversation guy.

Balfomoar !jLgBk/4wiQ joined in and replied with this 5.8 years ago, 34 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #22,557

Bullshit story is see first word

Anonymous I replied with this 5.8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #22,565

@22,543 (Leo Vegas !HolLLDFVfw)
She is retardedly hot...
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