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Topic: Official "Mad about Doc" merged thread.

+Anonymous A5.3 years ago #13,509

The dirty D.0..T0.R tries to reduce everything to faggoting perversions and it cannot talk about anything except those filthy faggoting perversions. It needs to expand its mind and to learn about other things that are out there in the real world. It needs to find a new, cleaner and more healthy mind.

(Edited 40 minutes later by a moderator.)


+Anonymous B5.3 years ago, 1 day later[T] [B] #176,312

Just some poem I wrote about The Doctor and had published in Middle-Aged Forum Addict Monthly

Some mock
That cock
Of yours, which has never felt
The inside of any part
Of a woman
And knows only
The clammy caress
Of your own fist
As you sit
From morning to night
On your internet fora
Chatting to children
About child porn.

I myself
Do not
Mock that lonely cock
Of yours, which leads you
In its burning frustration
To children on the internet.

For I know
That as long as your musty
Flogged
30-something year old
Trouser snake
Is wrapped inside
The warm embrace
Of your own clenched fist
There is less chance
Of it being buried
Inside the rectum
Of a child.

And I rejoice.

+Anonymous C5.3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #176,100

@previous (B)
Wow, the Doctor's really got under this aspie's skin.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #176,101

d12PHIL-1009x1023.jpg@previous (C)
I don't think he's an aspie. This seems more like some kind of personality disorder, possibly with OCD as a comorbid.

·Anonymous B5.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #176,319

"Most sickening child porn video ever produced" (words of FBI agent): little girl identified.

Relax everyone, I'm just fucking with The Doctor here.

But let me paint you a picture of what just happened: The Doctor (who is in his 30s, by the way, and has no family or friends) saw the title of this thread. A thrusting spurt of sick, angry blood rushed into his well-flogged todger, and he clicked. He was the first. He clicked. And he is reading these words now.

And as he now reads this, that blood is dissipating back to his brain, which is relaying to him the horrible fact that this thread contained no juicy child porn for him to fap to.

Also, thanks to Fuckalms for giving us carte blanch to troll the pedo Doctor, on the basis of "trolling is fine, it doesn't get banned here" (his words yesterday).

And Doc...sorry to fuck with you, pedo bud, but I'm guessing you've got enough videos to bring you off tonight.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,103

doctor3.jpg@previous (B)
@OP

But the FBI wouldn't identify a child involved in an abuse video.

+Dead !Pool7hVoC25.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,104

@176,319 (B)
Hey, fucko. Making these threads is as annoying as the doc spamming images and responses to you. Don't feed the trolls either of you.

·Anonymous B5.3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,107

@176,319 (B)
My dear Dead - the official party line from the TC Admin (at least when they're defending the pedo) is: if you don't like it, just don't click it. It's only an internet forum, dude. Don't take it seriously (again, this ain't me talkin', bud, it's the TC mods when defending their pet pedo against people who ask why they've allowed this place to go to hell and just be a venue for trolls to piss everyone off all the time).

Long story short...if it annoys you...err, hang on, what is it they say here? Oh yeah: u mad bro, lol.

For Nick the Mod, he say: this no be the shit. This be the quality we want. I delete only the shit it be obvious.

·Anonymous B5.3 years ago, 13 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,108

@176,319 (B)....

(Edited 1 minute later.)


+v.o.c.4.l.o.n. !0oDERPONYY5.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,109

@176,107 (B)
> If you don't like it, just don't click it.
But it's a bold thread, I'm going to click it regardless, faggot.

Also, learn to cite, fuckass.

·Dead !Pool7hVoC25.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,111

@previous (v.o.c.4.l.o.n. !0oDERPONYY)
this.

·Dead !Pool7hVoC25.3 years ago, 36 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,113

@176,107 (B)
you have shitty grammar/spelling bro. Do better and maybe people wouldn't hate you

·Anonymous B5.3 years ago, 24 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,314

Author of Clockwork Orange pens an even more sickening opus: "The Doctor is Sick" by Anthony Burgess

http://www.amazon.com/The-Doctor-Sick-Anthony-Burgess/dp/0393316025/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1337382498&sr=8-1

Anthony Burgess was a Northern English writer (same region as The Doctor, who posts on this board). According to the Foreword of this novel, after Burgess finished writing A Clockwork Orange, a tale about teenage gang-rape and ultra-violence, he resolved never again to write such disgusting works.

But then he met a young man (now that young man is middle-aged) who told Burgess about his desires to fuck his way through the hymens of newborn girl-children and to pass on his lust to teenage users on the internet, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

The result is Burgess' magnum opus.


(Nick the Mod, he say: if there be variation to the trolling, it no be the obvious shit. I no be delete this be. Picture of the negi cock it be the variation, I no delete the picture of the Negi cock and the Who Doctor picture it be. But this be here it be the obvious shit and I maybe delete this I do).

·Anonymous B5.3 years ago, 33 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,313

This is what The Doctor told me about TG in a PM once. I think it helps explain The Doc's phobia.

A few months ago I managed to get The Doctor into a safe emotional environment for him, and he opened up a little to me. I asked him to tell me what he knew about TG. I'll just copy and paste his exact message:


"He's supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believes he's real. Nobody ever sees him or knows anybody that ever talks directly to him, but to hear my father tell it, anybody could be TG. You never know. That is his power. The greatest trick TG ever pulled was convincing the chans he doesn't exist. Now he's just a myth, a spook story that my father told to me - 'Stop fapping to CP, or TG will get you'. My father once said: "I don't fap to CP, but I'm still afraid of the police". Well I fap to CP...and the only thing that scares me...is TG"


I tried to press The Doctor a bit further, but alas I went too far and invaded his safe area. The Doctor got upset and started to type "TG...TG...TG...All work and no play make The Doctor fap to kiddie porn...It's TG...He's here, I know he's here...I'm telling you it's TG!!!!!", so I ended the conversation there.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)


·Anonymous C5.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,129

@previous (B)@OP
Sup TG?

·Anonymous B5.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,316

Hi, I'm a 6-year-old girl with a strange rash around my little dirty area. Is there a Doctor here?

Hi everyone!

My friend Kimberly-Louise told me not to post this on here, because the enormous number of views on the strength of the title would lead to embarrassment for the moderators of this anti-pedophile site, but I don't know anything about that, I'm merely a little girl with a rash around my naughty region.

Someone told me that this site has a doctor who is an expert in infant vaginas. Could somebody please put me in touch with him? I am itching real bad, and I just need anyone, this 'Doctor' fellow for example, to help me to ease the....WOAH!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???? A huge globule of cum just smacked me in the face!!!!???? Man, that was weird, I'm 3000 kilometers away from The Doctor, did his loiny explosion really reach that far just by reading this?????

Anyway, back on point, my little child-vagina needs some attention, and I'm told you have a doctor here somewhere who knows everything about this subject. Please put him in touch with me. I really need someone to take a look at....WOAHH!!! THERE IT WAS AGAIN!!!!

·v.o.c.4.l.o.n. !0oDERPONYY5.3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,136

@previous (B)It's spelled whoa, faggot.

·v.o.c.4.l.o.n. !0oDERPONYY5.3 years ago, 10 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,137

@176,313 (B)Spaaaaaaaaam~

·Anonymous C5.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,138

@176,136 (v.o.c.4.l.o.n. !0oDERPONYY)
I just lost all respect for you.

·Anonymous B5.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,139

@176,313 (B)Ah yes, vocy, but it have the variation. Nick the Mod, he no mind the spam if it be the variation. Nick the Mod, he delete only the "obvious shit" which have no variation. Negi cock and Ecclestone pic, this be the variation and it no be the shit, it be stay, it do. And this thread, it be the variation too. 2-way hypocrisy, Nick the Mod, he say, it be a bitch.

And Vocalon, he say: "Tinychan's just a dead shithole full of assholes now, which is why I post on tinychan".

(Edited 54 seconds later.)

·Anonymous B5.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,140

@176,316 (B)Did anyone actually have any respect for him in the first place? Little prick spends 90 percent of his life slating Tinychan on tinychan and GHOUL, and the other 10 percent posting cock-sucking posts on here to the mods because he desperately wants to be modded. Trip being made a mod on tinychan has engendered cosmic butthurt in him the last few weeks.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 26 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,141

3014DrPhil320NEW_.jpg@previous (B)
> respect

You don't seem to have been getting much of that yourself lately.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 50 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,142

3118Dr.Phil2-320.jpg@176,139 (B)

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,143

tg hanson shower.png@176,314 (B)@OP

Okay, TGcomix.

·v.o.c.4.l.o.n. !0oDERPONYY5.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,144

@176,139 (B)
> Tinychan's just a dead shithole full of assholes now, which is why I post on tinychan

lol

·Anonymous B5.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,318

Hi, I'm new here...why do 2 threads about child porn have more views than any other thread?????

One troll thread about a sick CP video has more views in 2 hours than every other thread posted at that time combined.

And another thread posted a few hours ago promising a pedo video has a whopping 42 views (only 30 of which have been confirmed for being The Doctor).


I am a 10-year-old girl, and I'm just looking for a venue to make some adult male friends who will chat with me, without hitting on me. I had heard that Tinychan was ferociously anti-pedophile. But looking at the view statistics on this front page, I'm starting to wonder!

By the way, as he was making love to anus last night, a user of yours called The Doctor whispered the phrase 'self-delusional hypocrisy' into my ear. I am too young to know what this means - could somebody on this anti-pedophile website please define it for me?

Thanks.

·v.o.c.4.l.o.n. !0oDERPONYY5.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,146

@previous (B)your not even trying anymore bud

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,147

DrPhil12.jpg@176,318 (B)@OP

srsly dude

·Anonymous B5.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,148

@176,318 (B)...

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·Anonymous B5.3 years ago, 58 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,149

@176,318 (B)....

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·Anonymous B5.3 years ago, 12 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,150

@176,318 (B)...

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·Anonymous B5.3 years ago, 47 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,151

@176,318 (B)....

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·Anonymous C5.3 years ago, 54 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,158

cat-tongue.gif@176,318 (B)

·Anonymous C5.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,161

cat-tongue.gif@176,314 (B)

+Anonymous G5.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,174

@176,314 (B)cute.

+Anonymous H5.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,179

@176,141 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
you poor, poor thing

·Anonymous H5.3 years ago, 59 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,182

@176,103 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
you poor, poor thing

·Anonymous H5.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,186

@176,143 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
you poor, poor thing

·Anonymous H5.3 years ago, 26 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,188

@176,142 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
you poor, poor thing

·Anonymous H5.3 years ago, 11 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,189

@176,101 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
you poor, poor thing

+Anonymous I5.3 years ago, 10 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,324

wigger-kids.jpg

the doctor when he was a child


+Chef Excellence 5.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,210

chef excellence.png@previous (I)@OP

'An Excellent Shitpost'

·Anonymous I5.3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,328

the doctor tells lies because he is desperate.

the doctor has no friends and so it writes nonsense on this Board every day. he is obsessed with cp and sexual perversions. Nobody wants to talk to it any more, because of its filth and its potty mouth. All it can do is to write slanders here about people it doesn't even know anything about.

·Anonymous I5.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,323

the doctor has no ears - it is deaf.

If somebody says a million times, "I am not a homo faggot and I don't like scum like that", then only a complete retard with zero cognitive functions would say that that person was really a homo faggot in disguise. The docot is so stupid that it cannot even see, or hear that information coming in. It just lives inside of a tiny little fantasy world that it creates solely for its own amusement - a land of self-perpetuated delusions - complete detachment from external reality outside of Pervert's totally illusory non-existence.

·Anonymous C5.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,217

@176,328 (I)Whoops, thought I was on ghoul for a sec there.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 51 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,218

tg hanson shower.png@176,323 (I)

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 14 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,219

tg banned da.png@176,328 (I)

+Anonymous K5.3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,322

Does this conversation (recently leaked) between The Doctor and Vocalon surprise you?

Vocalon: "Ngg...hmmph...Doc, slow down, you're...OWWW...you're hurting me..ugh ugh..."

Doctor: "oooooo...your warm and straw-thin dung-funnel is everything I...ooo....agh...dreamed it would be...ooo"

Vocalon: "I just...OWW...I just want you to...uun...ooph...to like me Doc...AGH..."

Doctor: "I told you...ooooo...stop calling...me 'Doc'...aggghhh..."

Vocalon: "Sorry...AGH, not so deep!..sorry 'daddy'...OW..."

Doctor: "I think I just punctured your colon...oooo...I'll write about this later...agh...on the chans..."

Vocalon: "'Daddy', why does...OW, stop, you're ripping me!..why does everyone hate you?...AGH, STOP STOP, PLEASE!"

Doctor: "I love it when you...oooo...tell me to stop bitch...agh...they hate me because...aggghhh...they don't think it's right for a ...ungh...middle-aged guy to...oooo, I think I just pushed a tiny node of shit up through your diaphragm...to spend his life searching for stories about...aggghhhh...child sexual abuse..."

Vocalon: "I...AGH, TOO DEEP, TOO DEEP...I love you 'daddy', I always will...AGHHH, PLEASE, SLOW DOWN..."

Doctor: "So that's why you...oooo...bad-mouth my beloved pedo forum...agghhh...on the other chans, is it?...AGH YEAH, TAKE THAT YOU LITTLE BITCH...UNNNN...and stop using correct sentence structure...ooooo...you're supposed to be pretending to be a 2-year-old...."

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,224

tg banned tc.png@previous (K)

·Anonymous G5.3 years ago, 58 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,225

@176,322 (K)leave our resident pedo buster alone. he's trying his best.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI5.3 years ago, 46 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,240

@176,323 (I)your argument is at a point divorced from itself and logical following

·Anonymous G5.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,242

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
yeah, because no one has ever heard of person who vocally hates gays, but who also sucks dick on the side.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,244

7phil.jpg@previous (G)
http://www.logicalfallacies.info/

Nice combo, OP.

·Anonymous G5.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,245

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
explain your opinion on this without just posting a link.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,246

newsmakers.jpg@previous (G)

·Anonymous G5.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,247

biden kangaroo court.jpg@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

You can't. I'm not surprised.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 52 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,248

d12PHIL-1009x1023.jpg@previous (G)

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI5.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,249

@176,242 (G)
the first part I get, and I can see where it would be heading, but then the second part is just...
wtf_am_i_reading.jpg

·Anonymous G5.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,252

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
lol it did go weird at the end.

+Anonymous M5.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #176,259

@176,240 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> your argument is at a point divorced from itself and logical following

lolol

I do follow your logic.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #176,311

Captura.JPG

mods are fags

t(-_-t)

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #176,276

tg banned da.png@previous (A)@OP

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.3 years ago, 20 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #176,281

@176,311 (A)lol

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #176,283

hanson banned tc.png@previous (A)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #176,310

docotr must seek out psychiatric help

Is the OP mentally retarded? People say: I am not gay - but the stupid docotr says, you are gay. People say: hey guys check this funny stuff - but the stupid pervert says, "i didnt click". People say: I don't do illegal activities - but the stupid docotr says, you do illegal activities. The OP lives in its own fantasy land of retarded ignorance!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #176,657

the OP need help

Is the OP mentally retarded? People say: I am not gay - but the stupid OP says, you are gay. People say: hey guys check this funny stuff - but the stupid pervert says, "i didnt click". People say: I don't do illegal activities - but the stupid OP says, you do illegal activities. The OP lives in its own fantasy land of retarded ignorance!

·Anonymous M5.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #176,295

@previous (A)Excuse me for butting in.

You end up as an "OP"

Just saying.

+Anonymous N5.3 years ago, 57 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #176,333

Excuse me, but what happened to my Silence of the Lambs parody?

Why hasn't it been merged into the mad about Doc thread? That was some of my best work, even better than the Usual Suspects one! Fuckalms, please save it for posterity.

·Anonymous N5.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #176,326

@previous (N)And since a thread has now been set up specially for the purpose, will you desist from banning me if I promise to only ever play in that little corner of the sandpit from now on? I mean, I'll still troll him, because it amuses me if nobody else, but I swear to do it only in that one thread. Deal?

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 11 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #176,327

tg hanson.png@176,333 (N)@OP

·Anonymous N5.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #176,329

Fine, I'll do it myself then. It's a gud 'un, this, though I say it myself. A pastiche of the face-mask scene from Silence...

The Do*tor's real name is Louis Friend

I met him just once. He was referred to me last April or May by my patient, Vocalon. They were lovers, you see. But Vocalon had become very frightened. Apparently, The OP had met a child over the internet and...done things with the anus.

I asked The OP if he corn-holed Vocalon himself. He replied yes, and said "It toughens your Jap's eye. Whip your cock out of a child's rectum, and he can still feel it stinging. Tell me, sir, when the next child's anus is impaled on my musty little love-length, where will it sting you?"

He's five foot ten, weakly built, about 105 pounds. Hair receding, eyes a sad, muddy grey. He said he lived in northern England, but may have lied. That's all I can remember for now, but if I think of more dox, I will let you know.

·Anonymous N5.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #176,330

@176,333 (N)No, seriously Doc, I'm not one to blow my own French horn, heaven knows, but if you match the cadences of the original speech (the face-mask scene in the airport) with the flow and rhythm of my adaptation, you'll see it was actually quite clever, specifically the "hair receding, eyes a sad, muddy grey" part, which was very difficult to match to the original lines and keep the lilting metre of Lecter's speech. I for one was proud of it. 4 or 5 minutes well spent, waiting for the Chelsea - Munich game, I thought.

Anyhoo, I've added it myself to the thread, so we can both rest easy.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #176,331

tg banned da.png@previous (N)

+Anonymous O5.3 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #176,547

An interview with a child rapist (the doc)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuAIsgwHveM

+Nigga Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo5.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #176,477

@previous (O)You just won't give up would you?

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,619

3014DrPhil320NEW_.jpg@176,657 (A)@OP

Faggot nonce. Tell it to Bubba.

+Anonymous Q5.3 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,656

563.jpg

Did you ever notice all the similarities between The Doctor and Matt Miller?

Is The Doctor Matt Miller?

They are both in their 30s and both spend way too much time on BBSs.

They both spam completely irrelevant reaction images.

They both use extremely tired shtick to get a reaction out of people.

They are both paranoid. To Matt everyone is Meals/sK/Timber Nigger, and to The Doctor, everyone is TG/to4str/Bobby.

They both make way too many shitposts.

Matt Miller is obsessed with "stalkers" and The Doctor is obsessed with "nonces".

They both think theyre much better trolls than they really are.

What do you think?
(USER WAS SODOMIZED FOR THIS POST.)

(Edited 3 hours later.)


+Anonymous R5.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,641

@previous (Q)Your a fucking imbecile

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,642

291621-dr-phil.jpg@176,656 (Q)Write in: the Doctor is a drunk pimp.

·v.o.c.4.l.o.n. !0oDERPONYY5.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,643

dolan.gif@176,656 (Q)op pls

+Nigga Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo5.3 years ago, 28 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,644

@176,656 (Q)B& op

·Anonymous M5.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,645

@176,656 (Q)@OP

> Is The D-0-c-t-e-r Matt Miller?

10/10

(Edited 36 seconds later.)


+Anonymous T5.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,654

@176,642 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

> Write in: the Doctor is a drunk pimp.

+Anonymous U5.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,655

@176,656 (Q)khan

+Anonymous V5.3 years ago, 14 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,711

AN OBJECTIVE THIRD-PARTY VIEW OF THIS THREAD



> TG makes baseless claims about a person he's never met
> The doc bounces off every claim with a smile.

Yeah The doc for mod.

(Edited 22 seconds later.)


·Anonymous G5.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,714

@previous (V)
the doc calls every anon a pedophile, so he's no stranger to baseless claims.

·Anonymous V5.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,715

@previous (G)
reminds me of another satirist of this board...

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY 5.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,948

Be honest, have you ever had any kind of sexual contact with a child (meaning under 16 years old)?

The closest I have been was when I was in a library one time and a little girl, about 3 or 4, sat in chair next to me while her mother was looking for a book. It was summer, she was wearing a sleeveless dress, and she was sat very close to me. Her little arm kept touching mine and I could smell her hair. I was 34 at the time.

What about you?

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 39 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,796

3014DrPhil320NEW_.jpg@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY )@OP

> Bold trip

Nice try, nonce.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY 5.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,798

@176,948 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY )Stop stalking and impersonating. Thanks.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,802

DrPhil12.jpg@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY )

·Anonymous W5.3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,941

People in middle-age, which of these is your main concern?

This poll is limited only to regular users who are in their mid-30s and (to check they are regulars) post an average of 400 posts a day on internet forums.
Options:
*The health and happiness of my spouse and children
*Thinking of a new internet forum persona to adopt on BBS sites
Results:
1:6 samefagging

(Edited 4 hours later.)


·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 57 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,815

291621-dr-phil.jpg@previous (W)inb4 sockpuppets.

·Anonymous W5.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,817

@176,941 (W)Oh, hey Doc! Didn't expect you to write in here 41 seconds after it was posted! Kinda late where you are, no? Your first post today was 15 hours ago, I thought you might be tired. Anyhoo, please feel free to vote in the poll, I guess you more than meet the criteria.

Thanks.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,818

drphil435634.jpg@previous (W)
You're Scatman, right? How are your wife and children?

·Anonymous G5.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,819

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
I don't think that it's scatman.

+Anonymous X5.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,821

@176,818 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
I'm scatman. And the wife & kids are fine.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,823

3014DrPhil320NEW_.jpg@previous (X)
Yeah, okay.

·Anonymous W5.3 years ago, 50 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,824

@176,941 (W)Why does a middle-aged man care so much about a few BBS characters and spend his life writing to or about them? Don't you have any friends or family?

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,828

0.jpg@previous (W)
Sometimes, truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded. Don't you agree?

·Anonymous W5.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,831

@176,941 (W)Not entirely. I mean, you're borrowing from Hegel, and I respect you for that, but don't you think Nietzsche gave a fairly impenetrable response to that argument?

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 30 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,832

20010123-dr-phil-advice-2-300x250.jpg@previous (W)
Actualy I was quoting Batman.

·Anonymous W5.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,834

@176,941 (W)Ah, you're not my level. Now I see why you spend your middle-aged life on forums used primarily by children and teenagers. Writing about child rape and sexual torture.

Carry on, champ. And thanks.

·Anonymous G5.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,836

@previous (W)
burn!

+Anonymous Z-15.3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,837

@176,834 (W)
seems as of late the majority of the people using this forum are primarily kook, you and your sockpuppets. carry on being butthurt.

·Anonymous G5.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,838

@previous (Z-1)
mod abuse!

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M5.3 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,844

@176,941 (W)And here I was half hoping this wasn't a shit topic.

Oh well.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY 5.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,845

@176,941 (W)Then post a decent topic, asshole. Stop expecting others to deliver exactly what you want to you.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,847

3014DrPhil320NEW_.jpg@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY )

·Anonymous M5.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,849

@176,941 (W)@OP
Did not vote because my age does not meet your criteria.

> post an average of 400 posts a day on internet forums.
Wot? Isn't that a bit over the top?

·Anonymous G5.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,851

@previous (M)
yes but the doc is obsessed.

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M5.3 years ago, 33 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,852

@176,845 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY )
You're not very good at this, are you?

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY 5.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,854

@176,941 (W)Why are you posting in a shit-topic my portentous friend (figure that one out, dumbass)? Go make a decent thread and quit whining about the low quality of this board.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,855

20110116-dr-phil-advice-1-300x250.jpg@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY )

·Anonymous M5.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,856

@176,851 (G)
Now I understand. OP must live in a basement & use net about 21 hours a day. Just like Matt.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY 5.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,857

@176,941 (W)Note to Anon G: the mods have auto-corrected all mention of the D0C to read 'OP', because they rely on him to post message after message, all day, every day, weekends and bank holidays included, about child rape and sexual torture, and they don't want to lose him.

·Anonymous G5.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,860

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY )
It's because Nick is the doc.

·Anonymous W5.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,862

@176,941 (W)We know. Another cute little fact: it is now 02:21 in northern England now. The OP is still posting. He began today's shift 16 hours ago. He is now over 200 posts today. He has no friends, no family, and no life beyond his internet forums used primarily by children and teenagers. He is in his 30s.

Thanks. Good night.

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M5.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,864

@176,854 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY )
First of all I am not your friend. Secondly, I know what it means and it does not fit in regards to my personality.

Swing and a miss.

·Anonymous G5.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,865

@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
say wut?

·Anonymous W5.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,869

@176,941 (W)You dumb fuck, Omen, if you can't play subtle word games then piss off to another board. Don't complain about the low quality of threads on Tinychan when you don't even get the Schopenhauer reference between 'Omen' and 'portentous'.

Thanks, and good night my friend.

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M5.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #176,872

@176,865 (G)
Which word didn't you understand?

@previous (W)
I don't do subtle. I use a hammer all day, every day. It reflects in the way I post, cold hard truth.

(Edited 1 minute later.)


+Daisy-May, aged 6 5.3 years ago, 1 day later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,415

I saw a doctor at the supermarket today

He was so cute and adorable! He was about 35 or 36 and dressed in a long, brown overcoat. He had sad, doleful eyes and a receding hairline. He looked so funny, walking around the supermarket with his little basket filled with a Tesco Value Meal for 1, Sara Lee single-serve cheesecake, microwavable pizza for 1, and copies of 'What PC?', 'PC Monthly', 'Internet Monthly', 'Computer Weekly', and 'Internet and Computers Monthly'. He appeared to be in some kind of discomfort, because when he saw me and my friend Mary-Belle, aged 4, he seemed to keep scratching or tugging at something in his pocket.

Anyway, just wanted to post this. Anyone else seen a doctor today? Post your doctor-sighting stories here!

(Edited 1 minute later.)


·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,395

3014DrPhil320NEW_.jpg@previous (Daisy-May, aged 6 )I saw a fat fuck at the supermatket today.

·Anonymous C5.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,396

@177,415 (Daisy-May, aged 6 )I saw a lonely autist today. He was wasting his life obsessing over somebody on the internet.

·Anonymous G5.3 years ago, 51 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,397

mary-bell-001.jpg@177,415 (Daisy-May, aged 6 )Mary Bell was a beast!

·Anonymous G5.3 years ago, 25 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,398

@177,395 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Liar. you didnt go out.

·Daisy-May, aged 6 5.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,400

@177,415 (Daisy-May, aged 6 )lol :)))))) Just checking in Doc. Friday night in your country right now, just wanted to see if you were out with friends or - as I suspected - on internet forums, reloading the pages by the second, and replying within 2 minutes.

Joking aside Doc...seriously, dude, your life is fucking tragic. Any time of the day or night, someone posts about you, and you reply within 2 minutes max. Don't you EVER leave your computer??? It's FRIDAY NIGHT in England man!!! HAHAHAHA :)))) Sad loser...

·Fuchs !NANNANNANA5.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,401

1329353273512.png@177,415 (Daisy-May, aged 6 )Like a broken record~

·Anonymous Z-35.3 years ago, 13 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,619

The Doctor's dyslexic...

...and man was he pissed when he got his copy of 'PC Monthly' home.

·Anonymous Z-15.3 years ago, 51 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,402

@previous (Z-3):)))))

·Anonymous G5.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,403

@177,619 (Z-3)lololol pissed off and curiously aroused.

·Anonymous Z-15.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,404

@177,619 (Z-3):))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))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(Edited 25 seconds later.)


·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,406

7phil.jpg@177,400 (Daisy-May, aged 6 )
Cool story bro.

(Edited 7 minutes later.)


·Anonymous M5.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,422

@177,619 (Z-3)@OP


Amen

·Girly-Sue, aged 3 and a half. 5.3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,500

I saw a doctor at the beach today

He looked so adorably cute in his union flag swim-shorts and pasty white skin. The bald patch on his scalp was fetchingly sunburnt. I think he hadn't eaten that day, because there was a sickened and desperate hunger in his eyes. I think he was some kind of coral enthusiast, because he would very often swim under the water. A few times children who were also swimming in the same area screamed, which was how I noticed this.

Anyway, I just wanted to post this. Has anyone else seen a doctor today? Post your doctor-sighting stories here!

+Anonymous Z-45.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,432

@previous (Girly-Sue, aged 3 and a half. )How did a person your age find this web-site?

·Anonymous Z-15.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,433

@previous (Z-4)
inb4 loaded response

·Anonymous M5.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,436

@177,500 (Girly-Sue, aged 3 and a half. )inb4
merged thread topic

·Anonymous C5.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,443

@177,500 (Girly-Sue, aged 3 and a half. )OP is a sad sack of shit.

·Anonymous G5.3 years ago, 15 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,444

@177,436 (M)
Come on. At least it's entertaining.

+Anonymous Z-55.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,446

@177,500 (Girly-Sue, aged 3 and a half. )Is this is one of those "proof threads" that supposedly get deleted by mods?

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

·Anonymous Z-55.3 years ago, 56 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,447

@177,619 (Z-3)so funny this waste of forum space.

·Anonymous G5.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,449

@177,500 (Girly-Sue, aged 3 and a half. )OP, did you get to communicate with this elusive creature?

·Anonymous M5.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,450

@177,444 (G)
10/10

·Maisy-Lou, aged 4 5.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,502

I saw a doctor at the doctor's today

He looked heart-breakingly adorable, dressed in a floor-length mackintosh coat, his lonely, yearning eyes peering out over his copy of "Internet User Hourly". It was a pediatrician's office, and that's how I noticed him. He seemed out of place. I think he had some kind of hernia problem, because there was a very small bulge protruding from his midsection, which he kept fidgeting with each time he caught my eye. I think he was being chased by someone, because at one point the kind-hearted secretary assured him that "We are going to call the police"

Just wanted to post this here. Has anyone else seen a doctor today? Post your doctor-sighting stories here!

·Anonymous M5.3 years ago, 58 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,454

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)/10

·Anonymous Z-45.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,456

1336671799599.jpg@177,502 (Maisy-Lou, aged 4 )

·Anonymous M5.3 years ago, 18 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,457

@177,447 (Z-5)
One can say exactly the same thing about the Topic Subject

·Anonymous Z-15.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,459

1331748111420.jpg@177,502 (Maisy-Lou, aged 4 )nigga u boring

·Anonymous G5.3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,464

@177,502 (Maisy-Lou, aged 4 )I saw him in Edinburgh, trying to lure children into a lorry. He kept saying that it was bigger on the inside. Whatever that means...

·Anonymous Z-15.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,467

@previous (G)
so the doctor lives in scotland now? lol

·Anonymous M5.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,468

@177,464 (G)
> He kept saying that it was bigger on the inside. Whatever that means...

His Anus.

·Anonymous G5.3 years ago, 27 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,469

@177,467 (Z-1)
There have been doctor sightings all over the world. He's like a unicorn. A scary, fidgety unicorn.

+Anonymous Z-65.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,470

@177,619 (Z-3)Shit tier

·Anonymous C5.3 years ago, 33 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,471

@177,502 (Maisy-Lou, aged 4 )Namefag defending schtick aside, it's threads like this that make me wish he was still a mod.

·Anonymous Z-45.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,472

@previous (C)
I normaly hate them but thought this was a little clever

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,473

3014DrPhil320NEW_.jpg@177,467 (Z-1)
Scotland is in northern England.

·Anonymous Z-15.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,474

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
so you live in scotland?

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.3 years ago, 32 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,475

20110116-dr-phil-advice-1-300x250.jpg@previous (Z-1)

·Anonymous Z-15.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,476

eccleston9.gif@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

·Anonymous G5.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,477

@177,472 (Z-4)
I thought that it mixed things up a bit.

·Anonymous G5.3 years ago, 21 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,478

@177,475 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Would you sex a timelord?

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI5.3 years ago, 14 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,497

@177,400 (Daisy-May, aged 6 )
> It's FRIDAY NIGHT
So fucking what? You can read a calendar, good for you. There's nothing inherently special about friday. The only reason anybody cares is because religion designates sunday as a special day when you shouldn't work because you're busy sucking up to an imaginary deity to atone for all the dumb shit you did on saturday. If the pope said wednesday was the new sunday, people would celebrate mondays. Live life on your own time. Who gives a fuck about a symbolic date?

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI5.3 years ago, 55 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #177,501

da5f2dab.jpg@177,459 (Z-1)
> rubber penis
faggot detected

@177,478 (G)
I'd time a sexlord.

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·Anonymous G5.3 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #177,644

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I'd let River Song do anything that she wanted. I'd just be happy to be there.

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