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Topic: Old People like juice.

kook !nH6RAuX8mo started this discussion 4.4 years ago #12,892

Its a fact.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4.4 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #169,184


Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4.4 years ago, 14 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #169,185

I keep looking for an innuendo here. I don't trust your posts to be this innocent.

Are those jars full of piss or something?

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 4.4 years ago, 28 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #169,188

I misread the title, I thought it was "old people are like juice"

Anonymous B replied with this 4.4 years ago, 18 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #169,189

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
Did the punchline let you down?

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 4.4 years ago, 32 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #169,190

@previous (B)
&rimshot

Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 joined in and replied with this 4.4 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,222

@OP

> Its a fact.
What's in those jars?

I can't see the filename.

kook !nH6RAuX8mo (OP) replied with this 4.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,227

@169,184 (B)
You callous bastard. What will happen to the hordes of angry senile walking dead?

kook !nH6RAuX8mo (OP) double-posted this 4.4 years ago, 18 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,228

@169,188 (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
they go down sweet?

Mara joined in and replied with this 4.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,237

@169,185 (C)
Juice is innuendo for steroids. She's mixing an oral-only cycle into their breakfast rations so they have enough pelvic musculature to hold it until they get to the toilet. Saves on work. Thanks.

Anonymous C replied with this 4.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,238

@previous (Mara )
Oh my god... She's turning them into 'roid users? This is terrible...

Mara replied with this 4.4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,239

@previous (C)
Disgusting, isn't it.

Anonymous B replied with this 4.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,240

@previous (Mara )
Dave

Mara replied with this 4.4 years ago, 54 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,241

@previous (B)
My name isn't Dave. It starts with an 'A'. Moran.

Anonymous C replied with this 4.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,242

@169,240 (B)
Mara is Russian Dave?! Oh my god... The surprises just keep coming...

Anonymous B replied with this 4.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,243

@previous (C)
He's no russian

On !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 4.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,244

@169,241 (Mara )
Yeah, Alex.

Mara replied with this 4.4 years ago, 21 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,245

@169,243 (B)
Yes... I just lie about being from the Omnsk providence... on defunct boards... that don't matter... to impress a group of strangers... let the butthurt... flow through your veins... shoot out of your fingers... stain the internet...

Anonymous B replied with this 4.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,246

@previous (Mara )
I don't care why you do it, it's just funny that you do.

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 4.4 years ago, 40 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,249

@169,228 (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
So they're like me?

kook !SJKCS2A5lI joined in and replied with this 4.4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,251

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
No you do it with the vengance of a thousand angry gods.

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 4.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,253

@previous (kook !SJKCS2A5lI)
I've only had 'angry' sex once or twice. The girl wanted me to basically suffocate her during sex. And i was always worried about what to do if i had made her pass out. Like, should I finish? Slap her a few times in the face to bring her back to consciousness?

Angry sex has so many variables.

kook !SJKCS2A5lI replied with this 4.4 years ago, 19 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,257

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
Did you end up choking her?

Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 joined in and replied with this 4.4 years ago, 31 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,258

new thread topic

Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 double-posted this 4.4 years ago, 23 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,260

the topic of the thread is:
beards

Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 triple-posted this 4.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,261

beards are alot

Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 just kept on posting this 4.4 years ago, 12 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,262

beards

Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 just kept on posting this 4.4 years ago, 16 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,263

beards

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beards

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beards

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beards

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beards

Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 just kept on posting this 4.4 years ago, 10 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,269

beards

Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 just kept on posting this 4.4 years ago, 22 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,270

beards

Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 just kept on posting this 4.4 years ago, 28 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,272

beards

Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 just kept on posting this 4.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,275

beards

Anonymous B replied with this 4.4 years ago, 14 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,277

That's enough

Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 replied with this 4.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,281

@previous (B)
beards

Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 double-posted this 4.4 years ago, 36 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,282

important web:
beards.org

kook !SJKCS2A5lI replied with this 4.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,283

this thread needs more beards.

Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 replied with this 4.4 years ago, 37 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,284

beards

kook !SJKCS2A5lI replied with this 4.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,286

@previous (Balfomoar !2nBonersB2)
thanks buddy.

Omen !!hnQvReR0M joined in and replied with this 4.4 years ago, 31 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,292

@169,284 (Balfomoar !2nBonersB2)
Back for less than a day and already showing your ass.

Nice one.

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 4.4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,293

@169,257 (kook !SJKCS2A5lI)
Not with my hands at her throat, Just with my hand covering her mouth during coitus. It was empowering, since I felt like I held her life in the balance, but I did enjoy having sex with her, without the added suffocation element.

Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 replied with this 4.4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,298

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
beards

kook !SJKCS2A5lI replied with this 4.4 years ago, 12 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,300

@169,293 (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
I would have probably been too nervous to perform under such circumstances. Id feel like a potential murderer the whole time.

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 4.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,302

@previous (kook !SJKCS2A5lI)
It did feel very surreal. I didn't perform well :(

@169,298 (Balfomoar !2nBonersB2)
Beards are cool, I like beards, they're comfy and neat. :D

kook !SJKCS2A5lI replied with this 4.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,308

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
did she ever ask you to try it again?

WadeWinstonWilson !54xsYfPpKE replied with this 4.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,310

@previous (kook !SJKCS2A5lI)
Yes, we probably had sex like that 3-5 times. Only had 'normal' sex 2-4 other times

Omen !!hnQvReR0M replied with this 4.4 years ago, 29 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,315

I like juice also. But I'm not old.
(yet)

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 4.4 years ago, 20 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,319

I like orange and apple juice.

kook !SJKCS2A5lI replied with this 4.4 years ago, 26 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,328

@169,310 (WadeWinstonWilson !54xsYfPpKE)
did the sex acts always involve choking or did other colorful things come up?

kook !SJKCS2A5lI double-posted this 4.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,329

@169,315 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
I think that you might be able to catch old from certain fruit juices so be careful. Apple juice is usualy safe but stay the fuck away from prune. thats where they get ya.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 4.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,332

cat beard

Anonymous K replied with this 4.4 years ago, 47 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,333

@169,329 (kook !SJKCS2A5lI)
Silliness.
I forgot about cranberry juice. Sooo good.

(Edited 28 seconds later.)


Anonymous L replied with this 4.4 years ago, 1 second later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,334

tard beard

WadeWinstonWilson !54xsYfPpKE replied with this 4.4 years ago, 32 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,335

@169,328 (kook !SJKCS2A5lI)
She had an obsession for fucking me on my wife's bed, as she put it

Anonymous L replied with this 4.4 years ago, 15 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,336

soap beard

Anonymous L double-posted this 4.4 years ago, 38 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,337

niglet beard

(Edited 50 seconds later.)

Anonymous L triple-posted this 4.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,339

knitted beard

Anonymous L just kept on posting this 4.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,340

i am beard

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous L just kept on posting this 4.4 years ago, 47 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,341

chicken beard

Anonymous L just kept on posting this 4.4 years ago, 40 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,342


kook !nH6RAuX8mo (OP) replied with this 4.4 years ago, 39 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,346

did I win?

Anonymous B replied with this 4.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,347

@previous (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
Beeard?

kook !nH6RAuX8mo (OP) replied with this 4.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,348

@previous (B)
BE#ARDS.
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