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Topic: Kimmo Alm's website CHANGED!

+Anonymous A5.5 years ago #10,375

http://www.kimmoa.se/
Some nice things coming soon.

+Triptych !LightPenis5.5 years ago, 10 minutes later[T] [B] #139,812

> expect boners
> get real thread
< 3

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #139,813

@previous (Triptych !LightPenis)

How's your butthole going?

+savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k5.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #139,814

!!!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #139,815

@previous (savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k)

One might add: !!!!!

·savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k5.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #139,816

@previous (A)
:)

+Anonymous D5.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #139,821

Looking forward to future lulz.

+Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c5.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #139,822

Hmm, not sure how to feel about this...

+Anonymous F5.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,859

I love (no, lurv) how he's trying to laundering his name.

+Anonymous G5.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,860

Ha ha, yes!

+Anonymous H5.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,862

You guys miss Kimmo? Minichan is close enough. Just post lots of Depressionman schtick and it's just as fun to watch the mods have a meltdown.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,863

@previous (H)
That's exactly what I've been doing.

+Nega !34Kas0OdzM5.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,865

> Comic Sans

+Anonymous K5.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,866

Has he started responding to his E-mail yet?

(Edited 10 seconds later.)


·Anonymous G5.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,867

@139,862 (H)
Leonidas your're autistic lol.

@139,863 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
That was you who posted all of those shtick threads recently? You do realize that you were feeding Matt's ego with those? He probably saw those and fapped because they gave him attention.

·Anonymous G5.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,868

I this new, happier Kimmo. Obviously we completely destroyed his personality and ego by bringing down anontalk, and a new persona has emerged from his shattered mind.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,869

@139,867 (G)

·Anonymous H5.5 years ago, 13 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,870

@139,867 (G)

> That was you who posted all of those shtick threads recently? You do realize that you were feeding Matt's ego with those? He probably saw those and fapped because they gave him attention.

It may not be funny here. But on Minichan, it is funny because it makes the mods flip out.

+Anonymous L5.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,871

@previous (H)
flip out how, exactly?

+protip !!_JL~n|lZ25.5 years ago, 19 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,872

> whitespace in HTML source
> lack of aggressive HTML comments in source

lol 0/10 bud; medicated Kimmo is medicated

+Anonymous N5.5 years ago, 39 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,881

Why does he always insist on using his full, real name when a simple Google search will bring up so much crap on him? Nevertheless, this is great news.

+Wade Wilson !54xsYfPpKE5.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,882

Lol'd

+Anonymous P5.5 years ago, 15 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,883

network:IP-Network-Block:208.100.14.104 - 208.100.14.111
network:Org-Name:Kimmo Alm
network:Street-Address:Lina Sandells plan 18, bv
network:City:Stockholm
network:State:Stockholms län
network:Postal-Code:12953
network:Country-Code:SE
network:Tech-Contact:MAINT-17452.208.100.14.104/29
network:Created:2011/09/27 175758000
network:Updated:2011/09/27 175807000

+morbid !!ilB{[=-!X5.5 years ago, 47 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,894

I can't wait to see what he has in store for the Internet this time.

+Anonymous R5.5 years ago, 26 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,896

This makes me want to email him and ask him about AnonTalk for the lulz. Something along the lines of:

Hello, I was wondering what your affiliation with the now defunct site www.AnonTalk.se was. Your site, www.KimmoA.se, used to have a link to said site and host an off-site news page for AnonTalk, as well as several proxy mirrors. Were you "Sysop" from AnonTalk? That guy was a massive prick, and you seem pretty cool.

(Edited 16 seconds later.)


·Anonymous F5.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,897

@139,894 (morbid !!ilB{[=-!X)

I'm with you there. Matt has gotten too predictable, I need some random insanity to liven things up a hair.

+vocalon !bx4albvqPs5.5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,901

WHOAAAAAAAAAA

+valkonen !0VegJ9Jl.Q5.5 years ago, 44 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,902

I don't like that logo at all.

·Anonymous P5.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,905

For posterity.

+ltamake !!$!8T_[v8y5.5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,907

I think he's trying to ditch the AnT persona altogether.

·vocalon !bx4albvqPs5.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,908

Will we be fucking with him?

After all, he did reveal his real fucking name. I don't really want to fuck with him, I've got closer targets.

·Killer Lettuce !!rz19_o?_95.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,911

@previous (vocalon !bx4albvqPs)
I'd like to play along with him for a little bit, just to see what he's up to.

@139,907 (ltamake !!$!8T_[v8y)
I wasn't sure if it was really him at first. He's far too calm and reasonable sounding.

·Anonymous F5.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,918

If he has gotten over himself a little bit, I have no reason to mess with him. If he is juggalo crazy i'll probably poke him a few times to see what happens.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI5.5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,926

> ib4 the kimmo we knew was just a "tough-love" persona all along

·vocalon !bx4albvqPs5.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,931

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

> >ib4 the kimmo we knew was just a "tough-love" persona all along

+dreamworks 5.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,934

@139,908 (vocalon !bx4albvqPs)
> targets

+Anonymous X5.5 years ago, 19 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,940

@139,815 (A)
@139,814 (savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k)
!!! !!! !!!
!!! !!! !!!
!!! !!! !!!

·Anonymous X5.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,941

@139,872 (protip !!_JL~n|lZ2)
It does seem suspicious. He is no longer using all caps html tags. Wonder why he would suddenly switch something like that? I half expect this to be an elaborate troll

·Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c5.5 years ago, 19 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,943

@previous (X)

He's also calling them Facebook and Twitter, instead of Facefuck and Shitter. This seems like he's either trying too hard to clean up a clearly ruined image, or a troll.

·Anonymous K5.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,944

@139,941 (X)

> It does seem suspicious. He is no longer using all caps html tags. Wonder why he would suddenly switch something like that? I half expect this to be an elaborate troll

Did he use upper case tags for kimmoa.se? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think he only used all caps tags for AnT (and he also removed insignificant whitespace, which he didn't do for kimmoa.se).

·morbid !!ilB{[=-!X5.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,945

LOL, of course he would spell the headline "Kimmo Alm's Web site"

From: <morbid.mech@gmail.com>
To: <kimmoa@gmail.com>
Sub: "Kimmo Alm's Web site"
Mon, Oct 3, 2011 at 6:53 PM

Hey Kimmo,

After periodically checking on your page (kimmoa.se), I noticed you
put up a new temporary index. What exactly do you plan on sharing with
the Internet? I'm very excited to see what you will use the page for.
Perhaps hosting those games you wanted to start working on again?

Can't wait to see what's in store,
MorbidMech.

+Anonymous Z-15.5 years ago, 30 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,946

@139,941 (X)
I dunno. It isn't as if Kimmo has a job. He has a shitload of free time. It could be that Kimmo finally saved up some money and is trying to start his "greatest Web site" idea all over again.

On a related note, he changed hosting providers. He's now on <a href="http://steadfast.net/." rel="nofollow">http://steadfast.net/].</a></a>

·ltamake !!$!8T_[v8y5.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,947

@139,944 (K)
I think he's starting to realise that maybe he was a little insane.

·Anonymous Z-15.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,948

@previous (ltamake !!$!8T_[v8y)
Maybe Gunlög got him some medication.

+Anonymous Z-25.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,949

I care not.

·protip !!_JL~n|lZ25.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,954

@139,947 (ltamake !!$!8T_[v8y)
@139,948 (Z-1)
This seems possible :-P

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,955


·Anonymous L5.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,956

@139,954 (protip !!_JL~n|lZ2)
now we just need to give whatever that stuff is to walter

·protip !!_JL~n|lZ25.5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,959

@previous (L)
He already has a prescription.

+Anonymous Z-35.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,964

@previous (protip !!_JL~n|lZ2)
His folks probably have to coat it in peanut butter and hold his mouth closed while they rub his throat to get it to go down.

·Anonymous X5.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,967

@139,959 (protip !!_JL~n|lZ2)
For what? stalker

I had honestly thought Kimmo was on an unreversible downward spiral, maybe he's actually recovering. It's like a new book in a long but interesting series.

·vocalon !bx4albvqPs5.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #139,974

@139,964 (Z-3)
lolol

+Anonymous Z-45.5 years ago, 50 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,040

@139,945 (morbid !!ilB{[=-!X)
Hey, buddy... Just chill out or we might scare him off.

ATTN: ALL... STOP BEING NEWFAGS AND JUST WAIT

+Anonymous Z-55.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,044

http://www.kimmoa.se/logo.png
DDoS?

·Anonymous L5.5 years ago, 49 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,046

@140,040 (Z-4)
so much this. ffs people, stop blowing your fucking load whenever the opportunity to troll this guy comes up.

+Anonymous Z-65.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,047

@140,044 (Z-5)

No faggot. Just chill for a while and see what happens. Kimmo has returned, and we don't want to drive him away before we can milk some lulz from him.

·Anonymous X5.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,049

@140,044 (Z-5)
If anything, we should be sending him fucking emails telling him how excited we are about his new project, and hope that he's found a stable income to work on those games he's had in his head for years.

·Anonymous L5.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,052

@previous (X)
> and hope that he's found a stable income to work on those games he's had in his head for years.
no to this part. it implies stalking and reference to the shit he posted on those old forums, which he's denying was ever him.

·vocalon !bx4albvqPs5.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,053

how about we give the guy a break

·Anonymous Z-65.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,054

Stop acting like a bunch of fucking newfags. We need to wait and see what Kimmo actually does. You faggots are going to scare him off.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY5.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,055

@previous (Z-6)
lolthis

+Anonymous Z-75.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,065

I just threw eggs at his door. Stockholm right? Brb, spray painting pedo on his house.

·vocalon !bx4albvqPs5.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,067

@previous (Z-7)
bade trolle

·Anonymous Z-45.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,079

@140,065 (Z-7)
Be there in 30mins

·Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c5.5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,091

@140,054 (Z-6)

Exactly. Sure, it's exciting to know that he's maybe coming back, but the last thing you wanna do is start firing all guns just as he's edging his way to the door. Wait until he's got whatever it is he's doing up and running. Give him a bit to think it's safe. THEN fuck his shit up.

·vocalon !bx4albvqPs5.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,125

http://www.kimmoa.se/Freddie_Trims_a_Tree/

lololol

·Anonymous L5.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,127

@previous (vocalon !bx4albvqPs)
how did you find this, by the way?

·vocalon !bx4albvqPs5.5 years ago, 39 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,128

@previous (L)
It's on the main page.

·vocalon !bx4albvqPs5.5 years ago, 27 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,129


·Anonymous L5.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,130

@previous (vocalon !bx4albvqPs)
ah, for some reason it wasn't showing up for me.

·Anonymous L5.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,131

also did i just get trolled by kimmo because there is no ending?

·vocalon !bx4albvqPs5.5 years ago, 49 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,132

@previous (L)
Maybe one day, Kimmo will join among us trolls.
But yeah, there's no ending.

·Anonymous L5.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,133

Since no one seems to have enough interest to review this old-time indie game by Philip Williams, who is apparently either dead or Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw as an 8-year-old, I suppose it’s long overdue for an honest analysis. Unfortunately, I can’t be the one to give it that, since I’m on a Mac and can’t be bothered to run Vista on my Gateway. Instead, I believe I can provide an accurate estimate as to this game’s quality through the descriptions provided on Philip’s website and the screenshots posted here: Made as a ‘spiritual prequel’ to his Chzo Mythos series, Freddie Trims A Tree revolves around the plight of the titular Freddie the Fox in his quest to decorate a Christmas tree for Mrs. Wolfington, who may be his mother and/or a serial killer with down syndrome judging by her Joker makeup and blood seeping through her living room carpet; this would explain why she asks Freddy to decorate her Christmas tree with a bloody hatchet, a dirt-encrusted bone, two stepstools, a shoe, a dictionary, a ham radio, and for some reason, Christmas lights. Experience exhilarating action as Freddie strips down to his jammies in the home of a complete stranger and debates the most tasteful placement of ornaments the size of his skull; perhaps they are skulls, actually. It’s not the first time Mrs. Wolfington’s entertained little boys offering to ‘shovel her walk’. It is with this in mind that Freddie notices the bloody carpet, which he flings aside before prying up the floorboards with his hatchet (I have been told that this actually occurs) to find the corpse of Daddy Skunk hidden beneath, bringing about the horrifying revelation that (SPOILER ALERT) Freddie is the clone of the bastard child of Mrs. Wolfington’s immoral interspecies marriage, who was abused and murdered as a child, and whose soul is trapped within her Christmas tree, released only once every year on Christmas Eve to kill those he pleases . In horror, he smashes through the wall of the house and runs home, “fir coat” in tow, slamming the door shut and locking it with a sight of relief before realizing that his house has no door. It was he who was the door. All in all, this is a surprisingly decent game; while the story may be outlandish, rearranging the bleached skulls into curse words never gets old. Since homosexuality had yet to be invented in 1996, what may be dismissed as “furry fare” in our time was a brilliant feat for the point-n-click adventures, at least until game developers realized that it was much more fun if the things you clicked on exploded shortly afterwards. However, Christmas has aged somewhat more gracefully, so when you’re stuck wandering through the underground torture dungeon trying desperately to USE HATCHET on LOCKED GLASS DOOR, I’LL NEED TO FIND ANOTHER WAY OUT, you can do so to the jolly MIDI tunes of the holiday season.

·vocalon !bx4albvqPs5.5 years ago, 54 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,134

@previous (L)

·Anonymous L5.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,135

@previous (vocalon !bx4albvqPs)
the last thing i was able to do was plug in the tree after decorating it. you?

·vocalon !bx4albvqPs5.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,136

@previous (L)
i couldn't even get out of the house ._.

·Anonymous L5.5 years ago, 37 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,137

also semi-relevant http://www.staircasestudio.com/cnc/freddie.htm

+protip !!_JL~n|lZ25.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,140

> yfw no WARNING MALICIOUS TROLL/SPAM message

·ltamake !!$!8T_[v8y5.5 years ago, 53 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,141

Looks like he's back to games again. Please don't email him anything trollish or rude just yet, I want to see what he comes up with.

·vocalon !bx4albvqPs5.5 years ago, 21 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,142

@140,140 (protip !!_JL~n|lZ2)
I have hope for a newer, gentler Kimmo.

+On !Uvm54ORbmo5.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,143

@140,141 (ltamake !!$!8T_[v8y)
> I want to see what he comes up with.
PedoTalk 2.0 with tons of so-called security improvement plus other that no one other than him obssessed about. My $0.02

(Edited 8 seconds later.)


·Anonymous N5.5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,152

Does this mean Kimmo's a furry now?

·Anonymous N5.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,154

I used the axe and found a secret path to the lovely woods.

·Nega !34Kas0OdzM5.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,155

@140,133 (L)

·Anonymous L5.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,157

@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)

+Anonymous Z-105.5 years ago, 34 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,162

@140,135 (L)
I got to the part with the decorating, but gave up when they wouldn't let me use more than two ornaments. There are six left. I am thoroughly confus.
@140,136 (vocalon !bx4albvqPs)
Grab the coat, man.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)


·vocalon !bx4albvqPs5.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,164

@previous (Z-10)
facepalm

·ltamake !!$!8T_[v8y5.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,176

@140,162 (Z-10)
I fell off the ladder. :(

·Anonymous Z-65.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,180

Well, at least Kimmo is doing something (somewhat) constructive. Couldn't say the same about AnonTalk.

·valkonen !0VegJ9Jl.Q5.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #140,193

What the fucking fuck is up with that favicon?

+Anonymous Z-115.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #140,205

@previous (valkonen !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Have you accepted Allah into your life?

+Doctor Vocashy !upUGcHlgU25.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #140,221

This is a fake. He used Comic Sans with no background.

Also his face isn't looming over me at every second.

·ltamake !!$!8T_[v8y5.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #140,337

@previous (Doctor Vocashy !upUGcHlgU2)He didn't make the game, it's a port.

·morbid !!ilB{[=-!X5.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #140,338

@140,040 (Z-4)
What, are you a nigger? I'M JUST E-MAILING HIM, BACK OFF.

·Anonymous Z-35.5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #140,340

@previous (morbid !!ilB{[=-!X)
I e-mailed him a bear

+Anonymous Z-135.5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #140,344

He didn't really do anything spectacular except run the Flash exporter module in MMF2 on an old game. He did document his confusion and struggle with the process in the "How it was restored" section, though, and that's good for some laughs.

I'm eager to see what's next.

·morbid !!ilB{[=-!X5.5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #140,350

He's using the site for games.

He responded to my E-mail.

(Edited 55 seconds later.)


·Anonymous R5.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #140,352

@previous (morbid !!ilB{[=-!X)

Post it FAGGOT

Also, I'm going to email him and ask him for some help with the game. Can't get past a certain part :(

·Anonymous Z-105.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #140,355

@140,176 (ltamake !!$!8T_[v8y)
how HIGH do you even have to BE just to DO something like that.....

·Anonymous R5.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #140,360

100 get

+Namefag !Shy.4vXjCM5.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #140,362

@previous (R)
That's underwhelming, considering it's just an anon saying "get"

that's really boring

·ValtteriK !0VegJ9Jl.Q5.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #140,363

@140,360 (R)
140,360get

·Anonymous K5.5 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #140,372

Looks like he's getting back into game development

·Anonymous G5.5 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #140,374

@140,350 (morbid !!ilB{[=-!X)
post it, morb!

·Nega !34Kas0OdzM5.5 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #140,389

NOTCH 2.0 FUKKEN CALLING IT NOW.

·vocalon !bx4albvqPs5.5 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #140,390

@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)

> NOTCH 2.0 FUKKEN CALLING IT NOW.

Second.

·protip !!_JL~n|lZ25.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #140,392

@140,389 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
lololol

·Namefag !Shy.4vXjCM5.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #140,394

@140,389 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Notch was already like kimmo

·Nega !34Kas0OdzM5.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #140,404

@previous (Namefag !Shy.4vXjCM)
Minecrack's design and update cycle is certainly reminiscent AT's.

·Anonymous G5.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #140,406

@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Time marches on without regard, young man.

·nolacov !bx4albvqPs5.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #140,409

@140,404 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Few and far between, usually with little to no bug fixes while focusing more on new features?

Sounds about right.

·Anonymous L5.5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #140,415

inb4 all he does is steal other people's work and codifies it for flash
also inb4 jan gets sued for creating an illegal clone of tetris

+Gentlemen !22M2wEkk5k5.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #140,420

I knew he'd be back.

I don't know whether its a good thing or a bad thing.

·Anonymous Z-55.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #140,472

Gah. Fuck that fox game.

+Frank Usrs 5.5 years ago, 14 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #140,544

04:35:38 PM <KimmoA> so my bwraep vps is down
04:35:49 PM <KimmoA> but nothing about suspension
04:35:51 PM <KimmoA> looks like it's just downtime
04:36:00 PM <~savetheinternet> lol
04:37:45 PM <KimmoA> Hello Kimmo,
04:37:47 PM <KimmoA> Your account has been terminated due to TOS Violations. You have been running DoS attacks, which have been reported to us against kimmoa.se

So he's still mad about those fucking chantards on the Inter Web. Only thing we need now is for him to provide an outlet for his rage.

·protip !!_JL~n|lZ25.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #140,554

@previous (Frank Usrs )
wat

·Frank Usrs 5.5 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #140,556

@previous (protip !!_JL~n|lZ2)
tl;dr: "KimmoA" on IRC bwraep'd Kimmo, Kimmo reported him, "KimmoA" got his internet shut off.

Am I being clear enough now?

@140,472 (Z-5)
I just tried it, and it's hilariously bad indeed.

·protip !!_JL~n|lZ25.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #140,557

@previous (Frank Usrs )
Thanks, bud.

+Anonymous Z-175.5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #140,562

Slight update to KimmoA.se: "an impostor" has been revised to "a mentally ill impostor". The rage is returning.

·Frank Usrs 5.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #140,563

@previous (Z-17)

+SrsBusiness !OhAVnGQ53A5.5 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #140,655

@140,544 (Frank Usrs )

Kimmo got me permanently disconnected from my life suppo

·Anonymous X5.5 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #140,664

@previous (SrsBusiness !OhAVnGQ53A)

ALL SENIOR CITIZENS SHOULD. HAVE. LIFE. ALERT.


·Namefag !Shy.4vXjCM5.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #140,687

@previous (X)

+Dr_Doktor !mfhy.5FdLw5.5 years ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #141,070

@previous (Namefag !Shy.4vXjCM)

DIABEETUS

+Anonymous Z-205.5 years ago, 1 day later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #141,445

Seriously what the fuck is this shit.

I put two ornaments on the fucking tree, and I can set up the brown ladder, but I can't do anything after that. Kimmo your fucking game port is as shit as everything else you've done.

·Anonymous L5.5 years ago, 21 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #141,449

@previous (Z-20)
Put the blue ladder on the brown ladder, climb, put ornaments, climb down, put books on money on top of blue ladder, climb, put ornaments. Not complicated.

·Anonymous Z-205.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #141,451

@previous (L)
I tried that... I guess I didn't try it hard enough

·Anonymous L5.5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #141,454

@previous (Z-20)
Cursor placement is key.

·Anonymous Z-205.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #141,455

@previous (L)
Yeah, I figured it out
> Went through that tedium
> Got all the ornaments on
> Plugged dem lights in
> Awww yeah motherfucker
> Oh hey the puppy came to say hi
> RUINED THE FUCKING TREE
> closed browser
> Uninstalled firefox
> Magnetized hard drive
> Burnt house down
> Called police
> Fled to woods

I supposed I have to use the fucking bone before he gets to the tree. Oh well, maybe when I have more patience.

+Anonymous Z-215.5 years ago, 36 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #141,467

@previous (Z-20)

> Fled to woods

The lovely woods?

·Namefag !Shy.4vXjCM5.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #141,469

@previous (Z-21)
yes to have a motherfuck picnic NIGGER

+grey !C.MxxuCiTo5.5 years ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #141,799

Lold

·Namefag !Shy.4vXjCM5.5 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #141,987

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
FUCKING SAVED

+AnxiousTeen !eKxIWT.ZGo5.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #141,995

Has anybody been able to beat the damn game yet?

·AnxiousTeen !eKxIWT.ZGo5.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #141,996

@previous (AnxiousTeen !eKxIWT.ZGo)
You have to put the bone somewhere so the dog stops...

·AnxiousTeen !eKxIWT.ZGo5.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #141,997

Found a solution. Use the axe on the dog before you plug the lights in.

·Anonymous Z-55.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #142,016

@141,996 (AnxiousTeen !eKxIWT.ZGo)
I can't get past the ornaments. I always fall off the ladder pretty quickly.

·Anonymous Z-205.5 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #142,096

@previous (Z-5)
You can beat the game, I'll give everyone here a goddamn walk through
> Start game
> OH FUCK THAT CUTSCENE WHAT THE CHRIST
> Click COAT on coat rack
> Click right side of screen
> Go into shack
> Get BROWN LADDER and AXE
> Either click right and cut down the tree closest to the cliff or go back to the house and chop down the right tree
> Part 1 done
> Go upstairs and collect CHRISTMAS LIGHTS, BOOKS ON MONEY, and BOX OF CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS
> Go to basement
> Get BONE and BLUE LADDER
> Go back into living room
> Put ORNAMENTS on bottom of tree
> Place BROWN LADDER on left side of tree
> Get on and put one ORNAMENT on left side of tree
> Get off and put BLUE LADDER on BROWN LADDER, place ORNAMENT
> Get off, put BOOKS on BLUE LADDER, jump, ORNAMENT.
> Repeat on right side
> Put LIGHTS on tree
> Plug in LIGHTS
You have to move like a nigger stealing a TV here
> DOG rushes in
> Use BONE on DOG
Congrats, you win molestation.

There are two other endings, I have no fucking clue how to get either. I also know nothing about this magic forest or whatever the fuck. If anyone knows how to get there it would be much appreciated.

+Anonymous Z-245.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #142,102

@previous (Z-20)
how/if do you safey get into the sekret cave in the basement?

·Anonymous H5.5 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #142,130

@141,995 (AnxiousTeen !eKxIWT.ZGo)

> Has anybody been able to beat the damn game yet?


If you email Kimmo, he gives game tips. You have to be persistent for him to answer.

·ValtaK !0VegJ9Jl.Q5.5 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #142,213

@142,102 (Z-24)
1. use ornamentbox on tree
2. enter houndroom (blueroom) and use axe on floor somewhere
3. place box on created hole
4. move onto box

·ltamake !!$!8T_[v8y5.5 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #142,488

His mini-games are now on there as well: http://www.kimmoa.se/some_old_mini_games/

+Anonymous Z-255.5 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #142,530

@previous (ltamake !!$!8T_[v8y)
Finally a bump yielding new content. Thank you.

·Doctor Vocashy !upUGcHlgU25.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #142,537

This is going on so long that we're going into anon numbers...

·Anonymous Z-15.5 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #142,557

Wow. Kimmo is reverting to his old self. By 2014 he'll be starting another version of AnonTalk.

·Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c5.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #142,558

@previous (Z-1)

Nothing like having something to look forward to eh?

·Anonymous Z-15.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #142,559

@previous (Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c)
I wish Kimmo would continue posting bulletins. :-/

·Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c5.5 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #142,560

@previous (Z-1)

That's what I'm looking forward to.

+Anonymous Z-265.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #142,573

http://www.kimmoa.se/some_old_mini_games/

> young children and politically correct/sensitive adults should not play GUTS or Sheeple due to their violent and offensive nature. You have been warned.
lolol. This was the game that someone threatened to inform the police about because it violates Sweden's and the EU's hate speech laws.

·Anonymous Z-265.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #142,575

Damn. I'm getting a forbidden error when trying to download the file. Am I blocked or are you guys getting this too?

·Doctor Vocashy !upUGcHlgU25.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #142,577

@previous (Z-26)

Why would you have to download the games? Kimmo should hax the folder and convert it to flash.

+UnlimitedInfinity !nyxu4TINrM5.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #142,668

Nope, can't find one fuck to give.

·SrsBusiness !OhAVnGQ53A5.5 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #142,674

@142,577 (Doctor Vocashy !upUGcHlgU2)

It adds you to the 4chan spambot.

·Anonymous Z-265.5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #142,681

@previous (SrsBusiness !OhAVnGQ53A)
lol.

Have you picked which movie you'll stream on GHOUL tomorrow? Can I make a suggestion?

·ltamake !!$!8T_[v8y5.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #142,698

@previous (Z-26)
SrsBusiness !== SrsBsns

SrsBsns is Jimmy. SrsBusiness is SrsBusiness. Water is water.

+‮ srenob 5.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #142,710

@previous (ltamake !!$!8T_[v8y)
mind = blown

+boners 5.5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #142,711

derp

·‮ srenob 5.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #142,714

@previous (boners )
:')

+Anonymous Z-305.5 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #142,987

Has anyone had any luck playing GUTS or the other games?

·Armored Zombie !VoCaLoNunI5.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #142,991

@previous (Z-30)
Not yet.

Haven't tried yet, I will in a minute.

·Flyguy !upUGcHlgU25.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #143,048

I'm not downloading this low-fi shit. Once somebody releases the source code so I can mod it and convert to java, I'll release it to you guys.

·Armored Zombie !VoCaLoNunI5.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #143,059

@142,987 (Z-30)
Amaze Explore works under Windows 7.

+Anonymous Z-315.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #143,089

Or we can play Jan's game :3

http://www.twosquared.com.au/uploads/Tilt.jar

·Triptych !LightPenis5.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #143,127

@previous (Z-31)
That was an oddly fun waste of time.

·Armored Zombie !VoCaLoNunI5.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #143,130

@143,089 (Z-31)
dem minecraft textures


That was fun.

·SrsBusiness !OhAVnGQ53A5.5 years ago, 19 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #143,314

@142,698 (ltamake !!$!8T_[v8y)

Lol this. I'm going to need to come up with a new name to tripfag with in order to dissociate with any faggotry and niggerdom

+The Truth !!neRY^v+hp5.5 years ago, 3 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #144,478

Bumping a sticky

·The Truth !!neRY^v+hp5.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #144,482

That fucking Freddie's game is hard as fuck

+Balfomoar !v.HDBoners5.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #144,795

inb4 negis dick oh wait

·NameFag !Shy.4vXjCM5.5 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #144,798

@previous (Balfomoar !v.HDBoners)

·Balfomoar !v.HDBoners5.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #144,819

@previous (NameFag !Shy.4vXjCM)
mines biger lul

+Anonymous Z-345.5 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #145,038

@144,482 (The Truth !!neRY^v+hp)
The ending was totally worth it.

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