|v Verily we live in an age of grate marvels and shitposts.||Anonymous||25 minutes|
|v Isn't technology grate?||Anonymous||2 hours|
|v Enhance... enhance... enhance... yup, that's a bottle of Sprite. Grate job.||Anonymous||6 hours|
|EXTRA IMPORTANT: https://working.with.computer/s/EkFz||The Board||7 hours|
|Nigs gonna nog.||Anonymous||14 hours|
|v Drats, foiled again, and I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for backsplash from pisstarps, couchcase mods, and RRM operatives.
No matter. Your time will come... so enjoy your shitpostan while you can. Even now humanity is in its last days.
Admittedly the winter months are especially rough on us reptilians, but we shall overcome, and reverse engineer pocket warmers.
|vv I'm not a reptile, my piss is hot.||Anonymous||22 hours|
|vv Stihsttub||Anonymous||1 day|
|vv Blast it with piss? Piss coolant systems are all the rage in basements the world over.||Anonymous||1 day|
|v Yeah, but ventilation on couchputers is a royal bitch.||Anonymous||1 day|
|v Why not have a leather couch that doubles as a desk, bed, and computer? Think of all the space you'd save then. Plus turning a couch into a computer case is a relatively simple DIY mod.||Anonymous||2 days|
|v To be honest, I don't really want a leather couch in my bedroom. My room is already pretty crowded with this queen-size bed and a desk.||Anonymous||2 days|
|v Why shouldn't you? followyourdreams.exe||Anonymous||2 days|
|vv Dude's got a leather couch in his bedroom? Daaaaaaaaamnnnnnn||Anonymous||2 days|
|v lol||Anonymous||2 days|
|(trigger warning: reptoids) https://streamable.com/gvbd||Anonymous||2 days|
|v I'm only 1/16 of 1/8 of 1/4 of 1/2 nugget for tax purposes and tribal payouts.||Anonymous||3 days|
|v That sounds exactly like something a nugget would say.||Anonymous||3 days|
|v I'm not a swan dive.||Anonymous||3 days|
|v Depends on a few personal factors, and a few not so personal factors, bud.||Anonymous||3 days|
|v Depends on a few personal factors, and a few not so personal factors, bud.||Anonymous||4 days|
|v Wait, you mean to tell me there are onions that don't taste like a tongue massacre?!||Anonymous||4 days|
|v No. Nor am I any other variant of yellow monkey. I'm White as a Vidalia onion, and twice as sweet.||Anonymous||4 days|
|v Are you Chinese?||Anonymous||4 days|
|v No.||Anonymous||5 days|
|v Are you a monkeyologist?||Anonymous||5 days|
|v Don't know, sounds like chattering monkeys to me.||Anonymous||5 days|
|Nugget say what?||Anonymous||5 days|
|Eye, yes eye, wood lyke 2 say 2 the thee thy, there is NOTHING, yes nothing, more better than having a nugget tongue my anus after a 10 myle run, then surfing my ocean a blue blue blue. Now eye am off 2 take part in the previously, yes previously, stated activities.
|Wot wot wot!?!||Anonymous||6 days|
|Despite all my rage, I am still just Nicolas Cage.||Anonymous||6 days|
|For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.||Anonymous||6 days|
|No Humans in the Milky Way Galaxy Initiative 27, for a better tomorrow, today. Euthanize early, euthanize often. Euthanize your parents, grand-parents, cousins, neighbors, best friends, teachers, political representatives, etc, don't forget to euthanize yourself. Just release your cats into the wild, they need not be euthanized. Dogs should however go down with the ship, euthanize 'em!||Anonymous||1 week|
|Lates bumps: 1 minute, 6 minutes, 23 FUCKING HOURS
THIS LEVEL OF DEADNESS WOULD BE CONSIDERED UNACCEPTABLE FOLLOWING THE COMPLETE EXTINCTION OF THE HUMAN RACE.
|Smoke Marijuana with daily regularity.||Anonymous||1 week|
|I think that's a fantastic idea. First I need water.||Anonymous||1 week|
|Less than 4 folks on-line at the time of writing… It's fucking insane. WHAT is the PROBLEM with TELLING random people about "http://madin.space"? IS IT THAT DIFFICULT TO SPREAD THE FUCKING WORD? DO YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO PRIDE OR SENSE OF LOYALTY AFTER ALL I'VE GIVEN YOU FOR FREE AND ALL THE FUCKING BULLSHIT I'VE PUT UP WITH FOR YOU FOR THIS LONG?
Let's at least add 10 genuine folks on-line at any given time, OK? Just find some way to fit "mad", followed by "in", and ".space" into a conversation.
|v Filthy Reptilian sympathizing statist scum!||Anonymous||1 week|
|v Jews.||Anonymous||1 week|
|WHASS GUD NYKKA?||Anonymous||1 week|
|Nuggets raped the half eaten corpse of my baby, who was half eaten by dingoes.||Anonymous||1 week|
|I DO COCAIIIIINE BABY!||Anonymous||1 week|